HuskyHairExtraordinaire
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Safi, attempting to activate The Brain Cell
MayMayz4DayzYo
#2 Not The French™️!
AVaguelyFamiliarUsername
#2
trinxter
#2 Fascinating in any case. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feral_ch">l_child">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feral_child. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_of_Aveyron
EatPieLander
#2 3.9 The French
hsalonen3000
ankokublackfang
#1 Adding milk to his milk so instead of drinking 1% or 2%, he's drinking 120% milk!
3Davideo
120% milk would be #46
CourtRedHanded
OP, your posts are always bangers and Safi is super cute so it's a huge thanks all around from me!
HuskyHairExtraordinaire
Thanks, I appreciate the positive feedback, it definately inspires me to keep posting. 🫶
EatPieLander
#49
Nightcaste
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McBzz
#4 if there were a conversation I would love to hear… it would be these guys holy crap
WilliamKeith
#32 Excellent question! Twigs in a tree - first twigs are woven into the crook of a branch. Grass nests: blades braided with beak and leg.
WilliamKeith
There are lots of different nest types, and the asker is right, that first step is a crucial bit of the skill.
EatPieLander
#13
Raileks
The only way to fight a conspiracy theory is with an even more insane conspiracy
EatPieLander
AND - most importantly - it obviously has to be a FULL MOON! Otherwise, where would they land?!?
EatPieLander
#13
EatPieLander
#5 True! I have proof: the concert T-shirts have all shrunk.
EatPieLander
#1
CrisprCAS
#1 No, I'm not putting 'milk' in your milk
plastikb0y
next step is a slightly longer bottle with the same lines
onecowboytoo
angusd
Why even adding milk? Just put another line below the last one. It has the same effect and you don't waste milk on the roommate.
CrisprCAS
I assume, perhaps generously, that the roommate is able to count.
angusd
I'm pretty sure, I wouldn't remember how many lines I put on the jug. The amount of lines isn't the important part, only that the line marks how much milk is left. If there's a line further down, my first question would also be if the roommate added milk. In this case, they wouldn't even lie when they answer "No". Which makes one more line even more insidious.
Tomigami
But milking has occurred, so enjoy your cereal
sms001
My thought was to text back "You HOPE it's milk...."
Imalwaysready
#10 Ziggy Piggy!
EatPieLander
#37
Somebody721
#47 the toupee is the only thing on him with a reflection, so either he's naked (but his naked body looks like clothes) or his clothes are vampires too.
EatPieLander
#19
EatPieLander
#8
stonetemplefox05
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister all go to donate blood. The nurse asks if they know their blood type. "I'm ab+" says the priest. "me too!" Says the minister. "I think I'm a typo" says the rabbit
FPAlpha
#27 Atually something similar happened to me recently. Was in the parking lot of a McD, eating my stuff when someone tried to open the passenger door ( was autolocked). I looked over startled when he saw his mistake and went to the equally silver car parked next to me.
We had a good laugh about it but i don't know what would have happened if my door was unlocked and he actually got in.
MurderousCoat
#30 That's terrible! Do you Yanks actually call Thomas the Tank Engine, Thomas the Train?
WisconsinCentral2714
only people with a barely surface knowledge of it. Anyone who is into trains uses his proper name
MurderousCoat
Well that's relieving to know.
SpaceForGold
I am entertrained
Turkleturts
I assume Americans call him 'Thomas the Train', because as soon as you use the word "tank" they would immediatly try to start another war.
TheobromineAddict
#19 Put a heater under the fake laptop.
pullingsixty
#23 She's from a different country, you wouldn't know it.
nothingunused
Ah, the 1th century. What a time.
bbchaz23
#3 360 No-Scope spreadsheet formulas
MayMayz4DayzYo
#22
Seethreepeeoh
“Illnessing”?
trigonman3
Seethreepeeoh
Damn you
sms001
Working, playing, illnessing.
3Davideo
I imagine a person that is currently illnessing is going to have a harder-than-average time figuring out the more correct term than "illnessing". I'll give them a pass.
EatPieLander
#7 "But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Ring was made."
dooremouse
I can't imagine what you'd have to go through to ice a donut like that. It's making my hands cramp just looking at it.
cuddleskunk
"One Ring to feed them all, One Ring to hunt them, One Ring to bloat them all, and in the hot fat stunt them"
EatPieLander
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Goodmerlinpeen
... and in the frosting bind them
EatPieLander
ooooo - I like that! Especially evil, since who can resist the frosting!?!
deetatron
Marikhen
Hey, how'd you get ahold of my cock ring? /j
DdCno1
Dammit, that's my line!
Srslynotabear
Can someone help me with the cream one? I don't get it. Is it wrong? #46
mouse209
The dairy-free vegan substitutes are always hit-or-miss, trial and error. It is constant experimenting. There is many factors involved (texture, taste, color, thickness, smell, etc) that there isn't a straight-forward substitute. 2 exact homemade almond milk recipes can be made and ambient humidity will alter it or brand of almond flours or almond freshness.
Alistairetheblu
Maybe the vegan/dairy-free substitution for butter considering it's being mixed with whole milk?
0RocketCat0
It doesn't say to mix it with milk.
mouse209
Not a culinary expert. But I know the product we call heavy whipping cream is homogenized. Meaning the equal parts of milk and cream are industrially blended for such a long time at chill temps that it no longer separates and cream doesn't float to the top. What average person can efficiently reblend butter back into the milk without it turning into meringue or whipped cream or re-separating again in their recipe.
OverwhelmingSurplusOfDiggity
It wouldn’t likely work for whipped cream, but if you need to cook with it, it’s gonna work great.
AntaNce
Yep. For a hot cream sauce this will be fine.
fubizdaddie
Yes it's wrong, it's an AI overview question. Even when they're correct they're wrong, and anyone who relies on them - ESPECIALLY if they're parroting the information to someone else who didn't ask explicitly for an AI hallucination - is an idiot.
letmenumberthatforyou
Asking the important questions - inquiring minds want to know.
Syovere
Answered parent comment, but:
That's not a substitute for heavy cream, that's just a recipe to make heavy cream.
letmenumberthatforyou
Hysterical. Thank you for taking the time to loop me in since I wouldn’t see that notification.
DV8fromNormal
You are literally recreating cream from its components. Butter is churned from cream.
65454685132465846865163
does it work though? my brain is thinking "there's no way you can just un-butter some butter" but honestly that would be so useful for random spur of the moment cooking
SewerRanger
That's why it's a good substitute. Cream is basically really fatty milk so add fat to milk and it works as a substitute for cream. It's actually a good answer to the question
randomwalrus
And if you add milk to fat, you get me. Hello. I'm here all week. Twice on Sundays. Thanks for coming, tip your waitresses.
JustinArnold
If you say so. -flips waitress over-
Syovere
That's not a substitute for heavy cream, that's just a recipe to make heavy cream.
Rogahar
Having had to look for substitutes for my husband's allergies for years, the fact that 'substitute' can mean 'replacement for' or 'the same fucking thing' annoys me intently. Found what I thought was a replacement for eggs, called "egg substitute" in its own packaging. Ingredients? Eggs.
AntaNce
In gemstone appraising, a synthetic contains the same ingredients and an imitation is made of other stuff but looks like the item needed.
3Davideo
I mean, if you have milk and butter on hand but not cream, this saves you the trip to the store to get cream.
ImGoingToGoFallAsleepOnABench
Important: make sure both ingredients are at room temp and that the butter is melted beforehand, or the temperature imbalance will cause the butter to resolidify and ruin the emulsion, and thus, any roux you attempt to make with it.
trigonman3
You will roux the day!
Yetiphobia
Whole lot of people getting hung up on the word "substitute". Don't have cream, but have milk and butter, do this. = now you have cream.
Syovere
Often, someone's looking for a substitute not for lack of ingredients, but for a desire or need (due to allergies, for example) to use different ingredients.
Yetiphobia
So they should do something else not this. Doesn't make this not a remedy for not having cream.
MrBeartank
I mean it did say coconut cream at the bottom to satisfy that request