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Dunes8
Oddly sweet..
DanielBonnett
I would bloody hate sleeping like that
Lionskull
TIL, i would much rather be a half man half cat than a half man half horse.
QuietWanderer
or half man half Dragon, lots of options here
TheEvenPrez
I know they’re not real, which is why I asked the internet and not a centaur
CyborgSpaceViking
@ElbowDeepInAHorse Is this the content you like? or is the human half too much.
WehWehWeh
I really like it when people get into well-thought-out detail about fantasy stuff
BeckyNosferatu
As someone who is writing a book with my own world, this stuff is SERIOUSLY important to come up with!
Sh4d0wM4nt1s
Makes things more believable.
battlepants
The sleeping while resting on anothers rump makes me think of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMJsqXzz5zs
whitefoxkei
I love world building ideas like this. When making a fantasy creature, think about HOW they exist, rather than simply what they look like.
whitefoxkei
Also, I love the little kitty on the one centaur in pic 3
Ubik360
But how do they wear pants?
WhatsHerDick
Houses don't sleep like we do, and if they did, they would lose circulation in their legs if they laid down too long.
QuietWanderer
they could just nap frequently, or, mind you, they have to be fundamentally different from humans and horses on some levels anyway
QuietWanderer
so adapting their legs to handle that isn't unthinkable
BecauseCows
I mean maybe if they slept for as long as people do. But they only sleep about 3h a day, and can easily do it lying down if they're healthy.
RedSavant
True! They're not "human plus horse", they're something different from both. Orthopedics will still be similar but it's not strictly 1:1.
WhatsHerDick
Yeah, but not for 8 hours
hellospacemonkey
Best Centaur joke ever: https://twitter.com/natefernald/status/719587228872118272
TheGrandMewo
They have two torsos. Do they have 2 sets of organs? is one torso hollow? or is one a weird sack of pointless meat?
Taxicat
Or maybe one functions as a backup? Or one set of organs is more specialized than the other?
IsACouchASeat
Two sets would make more sense. But not much sense. :D
BeckyNosferatu
Horses have more than one stomach. My guess is organs are spread out through both torsos.
Sh4d0wM4nt1s
That seems the most reasonable.
QuietWanderer
Agreed, you might double up on hearts and lungs but the rest can just be spread around, the upper torso could even have
QuietWanderer
a secondary "holding stomach" to hold more food so they can just gourge on food and be plenty well fed for a while
BrainTaffy
Y'all act like you've never seen Fantasia.
Cryolith
Paging @StupidSexyCentaur This seems relevant to your interests.
NuclearMonk
or @elbowdeepinahorse
WardenTerror
nevergettingoutalive
@elbowdeepinacentaur?
klucky
Oh dear
Kamishiro
@elbowdeepinastupidsexycentaur
bassclarinetl2
Welp, there it is.
NaturesAstronaut
some how before elbowdeepinacentaur
FritztheBunn
The next generation of imgurians is born.
CyborgScribe
And the cycle continues.
THESHOUTINGTURTLE
Someshithead241
The human part isn't a back, its the neck.
masteryuri
Not ElbowDeepInAHorse? It must be spreading then.
mrB3ND3R
LoopStricken
Something's spreading.
ScarecrowSticks
kaashaa
@ElbowDeepInAHorse
Dunes8
This is more @StupidSexyCentaur territory.
Gianttesticlemonster
I fully anticipated her to be the poster
pawningpanda
Spreading?
Starbolt81
pawningpanda
Starbolt81
pawningpanda
ShadeEmberi
Big stretch!
Orthy
I don’t think guard duty should be mentioned while sleep is discussed.
RevolutionOnHerLips
In the Marines we had a sort of guard duty where you sleep with all your gear on so that if something happens you can wake & go to action
RevolutionOnHerLips
You'd still have separate guards out patrolling or manning defense points. Sleep in watch order so first 'taur is woken at 2nd, 3rd etc.
RevolutionOnHerLips
Whoever is being relieved joins the back of the line so they can rest after their shift is done
FriendlyNeighborhoodGrammarPerson
This seemed so factual that for a moment I doubted the mythological nature of centaurs.
pebbled
I'm still thinking about CPR on a centar. Do they have 1 or 2 hearts?
BeckyNosferatu
likely two. Or an extremely powerful cardiovascular system.
Taxicat
Maybe one is a “backup” of sorts?
galbroPilot
BEAUTIFUL
DammitTodd
How does a young Centaur eat enough with that little human mouth to grow a horse body?
NespreSilver
Mothers have two sets of breasts; titties on the human torso and horse teats down by the groin. Twice the milk for a double sized baby.
Rapt0rman
Something closer to an actual answer: both humans and horses have single stomachs, a centaur could potentially have better results with two.
Rapt0rman
There would definitely have to be middle grounds for gestation, growth, nutrients needed, ect. Imagine a floppy baby that can't support its
Rapt0rman
own neck, stuck onto a horse body that can walk within hours of birth.
Taxicat
One solution I saw on Tumblr: centaur babies gestate longer than humans, but not as long as horses, so newborn centaurs aren’t >
Taxicat
>able to get up and running as quickly as newborn foals can, but also don’t require as much neck/spine support as human newborns.
NespreSilver
I’d imagine the human half is supported by some kind of meld of human back muscles and stronger horse neck muscles.
ChaosScythe
QuietWanderer
I feel like some snaps/buckles/ties at the sides of the shirt to open them up would also make it easier to put on
bentren
Lol, "Do you have wings". Not even a question mark, because they know the answer.
LordofSadFace
This is something that always bothers me when designing a winged character in games, i want the clothes to be anatomically correct.
Ulthirm
Wings are petty flexible, instead of having the clothing be extremely form fitting around the joint, you just need to make it look like a
Ulthirm
head hole, the seam needs to be fexible but returns to it's shape after deforming.
fulcrume
Is that Pit?
BlindGardener
@ElbowDeepInAHorse @ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
DippinDerps
2-3 sleeping Centaurs sleeping on each other's butts. *Pulls out a fart box** hilarity ensues
Neseblod
Oooh big stretch
CyborgScribe
My mother says this to my cat at least twice a day.
Metalbawkses
They're good stretches brint
effarydi
Goooood stretch there buddy!
joe6paques
This is brilliant.
TheSomethingSomethingGenericReplyGuy
Humans be like
itrynottocommentbutyoumakemecringe
Do they know centaurs aren’t real tho
SamDoehart
You, apparently, hate fun.
WhatallWhatnot
Slappio
ScufflingTurnip
I am seeing you more and more. Keep up the good work
Starhaven350
Orthy
Stolen
Paulmk1
Ryebread91
I'm gonna guess this is the same artist that does the "oh boys" one?
RydWolf
Yep, InCase.
Chronozon937
Incase, yes. Decent plot, good teddies.
Ryebread91
And this one is called?
Chronozon937
Alfie. Fair warning it's a fantasy setting so there won't just be humans boning. No gross or Illegal shit though thankfully.
arednecksquirel
@elbowdeepinahorse
pptninja
Orthy
cheni
MagicManate
Ryebread91
Abso-fuckin-lutely saved!
mrB3ND3R
pptninja
ArkoneAxon
Dammit, Darkness! Leave that poor animal alone!
Slappio
I wouldn't call that horse a "poor animal"
LefthandedLink
Oh man, never thought i'd see you here, Rape-Horse. Go back to Berserk, you big meany.
Dagordae
I really need to catch up on the series. Last I read everything was going very well and that is deeply concerning.
LefthandedLink
There's been a bit of a positive trend the last few chapters. The hiatus has been good just to let my stress levels balance back out.
justagirlchildpassingthrough
I prefer the evil shit.
Jackofslayers
Have you seen Devilman Crybaby?
LefthandedLink
Sadly have not, though i frequently hear good things. Is it still on Netflix?
Jackofslayers
It is. 10 episodes. Weird start, but now it is 1 of my all time favs. Plus it is nice to see the story that inspired Beserk and Evangelion
Bubbells
That thing is in beserk? I always assumed it was from something offbrand
Onisa
Horse gets possessed by an evil spirit, shortly after Guts escapes the soft core inquisition.
Dagordae
Fairly early in the series, the first time he meets the pyro inquisitor lady.
RipleyTadpole
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
Agentsugarlumps
This is equally awful and wonderful
Nognom
Your art? Do they do others? Would like to know thoughts on if mint ours have four stomachs and chew cud.
Spooner1
Write something. Let's hear what you think
iputmymouthonit
I think they have omnivorous diets, so probably a singular stomach with acid similar to ours, just bigger.
synco94
Horses have only one stomach and a huge appendix for the breakdown of grasses. They would have to be omnivorous, eating a lot of leafies.
NomDeImguerre
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Ryanator50
there we go, we'll make a horsefucker outta you yet!
NomDeImguerre
I prefer Bacon Hair, personally. https://imgur.com/OVuUDTq
NomDeImguerre
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The701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24Jek2VWWgU