Online dating remains magical

Jun 30, 2023 5:48 AM

wingineer

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Names and photos cropped out to protect the innocent.

FP Edit: Whoa, front page! So, uh, know anyone looking for a het man to date?

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There was no innocent in that conversation

3 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 3

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3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The must've had a liquidation sale

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

https://www.squeakycleantoys.com/ I'm just sayin.......

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@icouri

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol, thanks hon

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just clean it with hand sanitizer, then dishwaster. Then it's probably cleaner than a lot of things used...

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Meh. But the good stuff instead of being a cheapo that sticks BPA-leaking crap in their holes. Platinum silicone and in case of onboard electronics, fully waterproof. You can boil them until nothing survives or you just throw them in the dishwasher. Everything else is in your head.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hi. How you feel about older women?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*checks if accidentally sent to dad*

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The thumbnail of this said "ew vibrato" and I clicked thinking we were going to enjoy musical elitism but this is good too

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You wouldn’t buy a used vibrator, but you would sleep with someone who’s had multiple previous partners? At least you could sterilize the former.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

And technically the latter, if they consent.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Rookie mistake. Everyone knows you go for rental.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Or vintage

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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3 years ago (deleted Jun 30, 2023 8:46 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Wow the early days lol

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Imagine telling your high school guidance counselor that you want to be a quality control tester for vibrators

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that was a mistake.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Only mistake was her asking question without being prepared for ansvers.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Paige approved

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Vibrator? I barely know •er!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Was at a LASERium show one time and someone down fromt had their acid kick in about 5 minutes into presentation. They were having THE BEST TIME ... until security escorted them out after a second warning. But ... wow!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago (deleted Jun 30, 2023 12:28 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Gross

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 10

Really? You've never been?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Isnt female ejculation/squirting just pee?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

3 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 2

"Seasoned"

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Spring/Winter collection, not pumpkin spice or chocolate chip.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The chocolate chip made me wanna barf.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks, I hate it. :')

3 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Does any other man than me occasionally feel weird about their sextoy collection? Sometimes you're aching to bustout the HitachiWand w/a new partner after a week, but it's always slightly ominous? EG your gal all of the sudden might open up a convo like "how many other ladies did you use this on?" And you'll have to stammer out a response mid coitus: "uh, yes a few, but I promise you its been cleaned a lot of times since, and all votes are in — it's a fine addition to love times." Eh, weird.

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 4

I realise I'm an outlier, but at that point I'd just be pleased that he doesn't view sex toys as competition.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope. I have an entire display cabinet for them in fact.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

You can use a clean wipe in front of her just before yall use it. The addition of the wand is A+++ but not knowing where it's been kills the vibe imo (including the bottom of some drawer). If she worries about "body count" or other foolish things, well, nothing much to say here.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

My dad is in healthcare and he got weird reviews from patients until he started using hand sanitizer right in front of them. It's definitely perception

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

NSFW At the same time — fellas, this is the most basic and wonderful tool to add to your arsenal. Yes, there are reasons it is the legacy weapon of first wave feminism, and they pretty much intersect where your idea of fun starts as well Did I mention the reach? You can fuck your partner's mouth while they're lying in the bed & keep her/them warmed up with gentle strokes with an active wand at beyond arm's reach! A fantastic tool, to be surem

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Might be a nympho

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 10

Meh, whatever. Sexual pleasure is one part of how I enjoy living and express love to my girlfriend, why wouldn't i want to make it awesome in every way i can?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I haven't broached the topic yet but I'm preparing for it for all the same reasons.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Imho they're all good, but post sex talk is sold short. "I liked it when you X" I kinda wanna try Y" etc. Its lovely to glow in your rêverie, but this is the best time to chat with your partner.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It really should be a before/during/after thing. Mention stuff you might want to try beforehand, give instructions and feedback during, and what you liked/disliked/want to experiment more with after.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

God I love that movie

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

The voice of Tinkerbell!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Honestly, roxy was legit hot, and book-wise was one of the more reasonable exes, next to lucas lee. Shame she had to go out like the others but at least it's canon that all the exes just woke up in bed the next day after dying and learned a valuable lesson

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Roxy was my favorite part of the movie

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

But not mentioning the title of the movie.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

Scott pilgrim vs the world

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Her?

3 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

Yes, her.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Way to plant, Ann.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Egg?

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is she funny or something?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wow. Goddamn.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure a bunch of people would pay extra for a used one.

3 years ago | Likes 479 Dislikes 6

I got your mom's for free.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We live in a time where 2nd rate reality-TV celebrities sell their farts in Mason jars. And people buy them. So yes, definitely yes.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

True and disgusting

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah but they’re gross

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was at dinner w a friend discussing this idea and the poor waiter happened to pass by while she was disagreeing with me so I asked him, over the loud music, if he'd ever consider visiting a used sex toy store. He was so taken aback he managed a "Come again?" "Yeah, that's the one!"

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

With the added feature of STDs.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

could make a vending machine for them. make a celeb one too. that'll be popular!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I mean, secondskin is a thing, so.....

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In Japan they would probably have them in vending machines

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I once got a discount on a display model of a similar product because "people have been sticking their fingers in this all day".

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

You got a discount on my ex?!?

3 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Like everybody

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you left them alone too long at Midwest Fur Fest, it's possible. =P

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I mean, they're waterproof and made to be cleaned easily, right?

3 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

At least not one of mine. Finest cracks and grooves where matching pieces were put together, a 3D label at unfavourable position, the on/off button... once I was on my period and I can tell you the blood got in centimeters deep. Absolutely impossible to clean. And that is my sfw story.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Well, while technically many toys are made for being cleaned easily, sharing them is still considered unsafe. Also, some materials are porous and harder to clean thoroughly. This was the company speech I hear all the time. As for me, I do share toys, but always make sure they don’t have dents, fissures, tiny holes or whatever damage that would make them hard to clean up after play.

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

And wash off all the valuable stank? I don't think so.

3 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

Greasy

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

crusty

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The majority of big-name "sex toys" aren't even meant to be used once (looking at you lovehoney, bondara and Ann Summers). Most of their stuff is sold with a disclaimer of "this is a novelty item and not for internal use" or similar.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Probably just a legal disclaimer to avoid any kind of lawsuits for any weirdo reason later.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"What do you mean I'm not meant to put this 12" horse dildo into my ear?!"

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Not my ear?! Fine ill jam it into my nose instead.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

100% agree with you! but if they can't define exactly where their responsibilities begin and end for the manufacturing and sale of a product that can potentially harm a person if used when damaged, created wrongly or being misused - then they have absolutely no business being involved with those products. I rock climb, and if a reputable company dumped that disclaimer on a carabiner or something, I'd ditch them immediately.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I agree to a point, but specifically for the US i would still have some kind of broad disclaimer because of how stupidly easy it is to sue over misuse there. For a carabiner i would probably state all the tested and proven data but would probably be forced to add a 2 page disclaimer stating exactly what the carabiner is made for as well as 47 cases of "don't do this" to avoid lawsuits.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1