wingineer
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FP Edit: Whoa, front page! So, uh, know anyone looking for a het man to date?
Jun 30, 2023 5:48 AM
wingineer
154989
1883
38
Names and photos cropped out to protect the innocent.
FP Edit: Whoa, front page! So, uh, know anyone looking for a het man to date?
eppykaze
There was no innocent in that conversation
Cyberbeni
FLFrank42
The must've had a liquidation sale
V65ozzie
https://www.squeakycleantoys.com/ I'm just sayin.......
ZeetR
@icouri
Icouri
Lol, thanks hon
amundost
Just clean it with hand sanitizer, then dishwaster. Then it's probably cleaner than a lot of things used...
vegivamp
Meh. But the good stuff instead of being a cheapo that sticks BPA-leaking crap in their holes. Platinum silicone and in case of onboard electronics, fully waterproof. You can boil them until nothing survives or you just throw them in the dishwasher. Everything else is in your head.
PrincessWendyB
Hi. How you feel about older women?
CeruleanSky1988
*checks if accidentally sent to dad*
TurangaLeeIa
The thumbnail of this said "ew vibrato" and I clicked thinking we were going to enjoy musical elitism but this is good too
TrowelAndError
You wouldn’t buy a used vibrator, but you would sleep with someone who’s had multiple previous partners? At least you could sterilize the former.
TrowelAndError
And technically the latter, if they consent.
Higure
Rookie mistake. Everyone knows you go for rental.
drunkmastered
Or vintage
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Iceman0624
Wow the early days lol
memesis
Imagine telling your high school guidance counselor that you want to be a quality control tester for vibrators
AdrianMole
Yeah, that was a mistake.
Girt
Only mistake was her asking question without being prepared for ansvers.
pr3viso
Paige approved
melodywinslotto24
schmau
Vibrator? I barely know •er!
EatPieLander
Was at a LASERium show one time and someone down fromt had their acid kick in about 5 minutes into presentation. They were having THE BEST TIME ... until security escorted them out after a second warning. But ... wow!
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LooseyGooseyBrett
Gross
AawesomeAardvaark
Really? You've never been?
Gayforbae
Isnt female ejculation/squirting just pee?
MrPhreak
Bystandr
"Seasoned"
Lakih
Spring/Winter collection, not pumpkin spice or chocolate chip.
yj5q4m5eab101
The chocolate chip made me wanna barf.
FabulouslyTiti
Thanks, I hate it. :')
astrangehop
Does any other man than me occasionally feel weird about their sextoy collection? Sometimes you're aching to bustout the HitachiWand w/a new partner after a week, but it's always slightly ominous? EG your gal all of the sudden might open up a convo like "how many other ladies did you use this on?" And you'll have to stammer out a response mid coitus: "uh, yes a few, but I promise you its been cleaned a lot of times since, and all votes are in — it's a fine addition to love times." Eh, weird.
CatShadowleaf
I realise I'm an outlier, but at that point I'd just be pleased that he doesn't view sex toys as competition.
Gayforbae
Nope. I have an entire display cabinet for them in fact.
WowSoSparkly
You can use a clean wipe in front of her just before yall use it. The addition of the wand is A+++ but not knowing where it's been kills the vibe imo (including the bottom of some drawer). If she worries about "body count" or other foolish things, well, nothing much to say here.
Xanadulou
My dad is in healthcare and he got weird reviews from patients until he started using hand sanitizer right in front of them. It's definitely perception
astrangehop
NSFW At the same time — fellas, this is the most basic and wonderful tool to add to your arsenal. Yes, there are reasons it is the legacy weapon of first wave feminism, and they pretty much intersect where your idea of fun starts as well Did I mention the reach? You can fuck your partner's mouth while they're lying in the bed & keep her/them warmed up with gentle strokes with an active wand at beyond arm's reach! A fantastic tool, to be surem
Jimmywiggles76
Might be a nympho
astrangehop
Meh, whatever. Sexual pleasure is one part of how I enjoy living and express love to my girlfriend, why wouldn't i want to make it awesome in every way i can?
BillyM00n
I haven't broached the topic yet but I'm preparing for it for all the same reasons.
astrangehop
Imho they're all good, but post sex talk is sold short. "I liked it when you X" I kinda wanna try Y" etc. Its lovely to glow in your rêverie, but this is the best time to chat with your partner.
dpidcoe
It really should be a before/during/after thing. Mention stuff you might want to try beforehand, give instructions and feedback during, and what you liked/disliked/want to experiment more with after.
JeffGodofBiscuits
TheUniverse1243
fightingwithmyself
FabulouslyTiti
turdfuerguson
God I love that movie
Freak0zoid
MelfsAcidArrow
The voice of Tinkerbell!
darkninja2992
Honestly, roxy was legit hot, and book-wise was one of the more reasonable exes, next to lucas lee. Shame she had to go out like the others but at least it's canon that all the exes just woke up in bed the next day after dying and learned a valuable lesson
Nightcaste
Roxy was my favorite part of the movie
ChikaChickaBowWow
But not mentioning the title of the movie.
MinervaMeThis
Scott pilgrim vs the world
TheGhostofElizabethShue
Her?
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
Yes, her.
Fistouille
Who?
TheGhostofElizabethShue
cheeseslaw
Way to plant, Ann.
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
20MB13
Egg?
doctorId
Yeah. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face.
astrangehop
Is she funny or something?
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
astrangehop
Wow. Goddamn.
Arcygenical
Pretty sure a bunch of people would pay extra for a used one.
normalushall5
I got your mom's for free.
illtrytocomeupwithsomethingwittylater
We live in a time where 2nd rate reality-TV celebrities sell their farts in Mason jars. And people buy them. So yes, definitely yes.
Elsuave
True and disgusting
MrGinn
ChelVanin
Yeah but they’re gross
iUsedToBeFunThenIGotAGoodTherapist
I was at dinner w a friend discussing this idea and the poor waiter happened to pass by while she was disagreeing with me so I asked him, over the loud music, if he'd ever consider visiting a used sex toy store. He was so taken aback he managed a "Come again?" "Yeah, that's the one!"
jl2t17ilra8m17c
With the added feature of STDs.
hackller
could make a vending machine for them. make a celeb one too. that'll be popular!
Gayforbae
I mean, secondskin is a thing, so.....
Fauxcused
In Japan they would probably have them in vending machines
ProbablyABitDrunk
I once got a discount on a display model of a similar product because "people have been sticking their fingers in this all day".
UncleBuckFutter
You got a discount on my ex?!?
mezzok7
Like everybody
ProbablyABitDrunk
If you left them alone too long at Midwest Fur Fest, it's possible. =P
jhilligo350
I mean, they're waterproof and made to be cleaned easily, right?
KittyKlimt6
At least not one of mine. Finest cracks and grooves where matching pieces were put together, a 3D label at unfavourable position, the on/off button... once I was on my period and I can tell you the blood got in centimeters deep. Absolutely impossible to clean. And that is my sfw story.
FLFrank42
thatiswhyyoushoulddoityourself
Well, while technically many toys are made for being cleaned easily, sharing them is still considered unsafe. Also, some materials are porous and harder to clean thoroughly. This was the company speech I hear all the time. As for me, I do share toys, but always make sure they don’t have dents, fissures, tiny holes or whatever damage that would make them hard to clean up after play.
Arcygenical
And wash off all the valuable stank? I don't think so.
schismatosis
Greasy
Vercci
crusty
XIXXXVIVIII
The majority of big-name "sex toys" aren't even meant to be used once (looking at you lovehoney, bondara and Ann Summers). Most of their stuff is sold with a disclaimer of "this is a novelty item and not for internal use" or similar.
Ghlargh
Probably just a legal disclaimer to avoid any kind of lawsuits for any weirdo reason later.
HowlerTwo
"What do you mean I'm not meant to put this 12" horse dildo into my ear?!"
Redisia
Not my ear?! Fine ill jam it into my nose instead.
XIXXXVIVIII
100% agree with you! but if they can't define exactly where their responsibilities begin and end for the manufacturing and sale of a product that can potentially harm a person if used when damaged, created wrongly or being misused - then they have absolutely no business being involved with those products. I rock climb, and if a reputable company dumped that disclaimer on a carabiner or something, I'd ditch them immediately.
Ghlargh
I agree to a point, but specifically for the US i would still have some kind of broad disclaimer because of how stupidly easy it is to sue over misuse there. For a carabiner i would probably state all the tested and proven data but would probably be forced to add a 2 page disclaimer stating exactly what the carabiner is made for as well as 47 cases of "don't do this" to avoid lawsuits.