Every printer in the department of justice today

Dec 20, 2025 10:20 AM

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hey, brother hl-l32xx series... decent printers, as they go

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There should be something called an 'inverse redaction mark" whereby a rectangular box is drawn instead.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean a white one, right? Or like one containing the original data?

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My printer has the error message "Epstein didn't kill himself." Not sure how to troubleshoot that

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"PC LOAD LETTER?, WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?!"

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More like

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Or better yet

7 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

yep all that black-bar redacting really eats up the toner

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Somebody peel that damn clear protective film off! Make sure to film yourself peeling the film off and then post it in slow-mo for us thirsty fucks!

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am bender please insert girder

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was really hoping for actual incompetence in Acrobat Reader where you can just see the originals without the black bars.

7 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Well we've already found out several of the pics are completely unrelated to Epstein anyway (probably just in an email he read or something)

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's putting an awful lot of faith in the current DoJ to know how to semi-properly use Acrobat in the first place. I work IT with actual doctors all day, and it's... a struggle.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You weren't the only one. That would have been peak comedy.

7 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

If I'm not mistaken, it wouldn't have been the first time it happened.

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I can't believe I was lied to by them saying that they were all about transparency a while ago!! /s

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

In the 90’s I updated every printer in the office to say INSERT COIN. That prank got me dragged into IT and that’s when I started on my IT career path.

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You touch payroll, you own payroll.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

a place I worked head Peachtree Accounting. I said I didn't know how it worked, they pushed me to fix a problem, I called it Peartree and "accidentally" deleted the main database. I never had to help accounting again.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The one I have to use at work is eternally out of cyan. What's stupid about that is that the cyan is completely full and untouched. It just refuses to print any of it.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like the cyan cartridge or its contacts got damaged or are malfunctioning.

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Wasn't there some prank that somebody did to these religious organization sending them facts that were nothing but black sheets of paper so their toner cartridges would run out ?

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If you have a page with the original redactions (blacked out parts) you can hold it up to a light and read through through them.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the shredders are all burnt out from overuse.

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7 months ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 0

Back when HP was good :(

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone call the music hall!

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I programmed mine to say "feed me kittens"

7 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

HP 4100? Man I used to think working on those sucked, then I got to deal with current gen printers. I'll take the old ones any fucking day.

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Sill have my LaserJet 2420. Over 20 years old (including the toner inside) but still works fine.

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I wish that wasn't almost always the fix for practically everything.

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mine still says "PC load letter"

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Mine says “”.

What does that mean?

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got my company printer to say that also. We don't use US Letter size in Finland/Europe.. We use A4.. Anyway, that bitch printer did not comply.

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I saw some YT video about behind the scenes of that movie a couple weeks ago - that whole scene was not in the script, ad-libbed that they left in.

7 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Yep, the error occurred in real time too!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdtFFAC39PE

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

what the fuck does that mean?

7 months ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 0

Paper cassette load letter(sized paper)

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It meant on my first job in IT I spent 2 hours trying to troubleshoot the PC only to find out it’s not “Personal Computer”, the industry standard for PC, it’s “Paper Cassette”

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Michael.... BOLTON?!

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Why should I change? Hes the one who sucks.

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