Not mine

Nov 9, 2018 1:56 AM

JFI3LDS

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Quality dump. Excellent texture and variety

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd let that girl pull on my trunk... After November of course.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#10 HEY, MACARENA!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn straight not yours... but they are all mine

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah okay, this was a good one. Haven't seen one this good in awhile.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Amazing set, sir.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great dump

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate when people write "bestfriend". It's best friend for god's sake.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#2 Economic miracles come with a price, I guess.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

explain the batman one to my, cat?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ROBIN! GET TO THE BAT-MOBILE

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That baby elephant getting scritches is delightful.

7 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 1

Pistachios are so expensive because it takes quite a few people to ensure they grow correctly. At least, that's what I read a few times.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Milo Murphy

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i found 80 skeletons in Ikea bags. WHY DID YOU COUNT THEM

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 on top of that: the poor guy is doing it in the freezing cold

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish I had someone to rub me, like she rubs that elephant...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 - How about this?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are the cabbages getting a walk cause those idiots forbid dog walking during the day ?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#7 YEAH, WHY?!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But where can I buy the crustacean butler?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

when your girl starts playing with your dick then she stops then you try to make her play with it some more

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Technically human skeletons only come in 206 pieces.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Assuming there are no fractures, of course.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#38 I want both of them

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Totally...but I can't have an elephant...darn I guess I'll just settle for the beautiful girl...woe is me.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 2

LETTUCU! LETTUCU! LETT-U-CUUU!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

KYABETSU! KYABETSU! KYA-BET-SU

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fucking beat me to it!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

People in my town sit for ages waiting for the turkeys to move out the road. They're the dumbest birds I've seen but they aren't suicidal1/2

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just keep driving. They will get out the way. If not then free dinner. I go full speed at them. I'm yet to actually hit one. They're quick

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I have the same rule but for canada geese. turkeys not much of a problem where I am but holy fuck the geese are annoying

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God's Hand

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

GOD OR DEMON. What am I? It's time for me to choose my path. The ultimate power of a God, no evil-doer will get past.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hand to hand or fist to fist. Break your nuts or twist your wrist.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God power keeps me pimp hand strong so trust me or you won't last very long.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dragon kick your ass into the milky way. Don't act like you don't like the ball buster. My arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cam summon up the powers of the GOD HAND.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#45 I remember I had a sleepover and my gay guy friend wasn't allowed cause he might touch us girls in our sleep. My two lesbian friends...

7 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

You wouldn't believe what me and my best friend got up to between the ages of 9-12. A boy is not required for girls to get into hanky panky!

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

The real question why the fuck does that person have 150 unread messages Jesus

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

...had sex in my parents guest room.

7 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I don’t think they can have sex

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 8

I don't think you exist.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1