Kenneth is my spirit animal

Feb 25, 2023 1:06 AM

KaratheStorm

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Emu PTSD from the great war

Very late FP edit: Thank you so much for the upvotes and accolade. It means a lot to me. Almost four weeks into a very restrictive diet, quit drinking alcohol, quit drinking soda, and quit smoking all at the same time and I've been very angry, hungry, and stressed haha

So thank you for the mood boost :)

Take care of each other.

Kenneth has the same energy as Fenton's owner..

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just woke up, I haven't had my coffee yet but my brain supplied cartoon arms wagging/waving in hysteria the first time watching.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh man, I remember this one. Perfectly dubbed.

3 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Those beautiful crimson green eggs.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sudden on-set wooly-boogers!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kenneth got me every time and to be honest... I'm watching it 4-5x in a row and still find it funny ?

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Birds are great

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is about right... Emu are as dumb as fuck.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol!

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

The "crimson green" eggs

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This bird has Emu-Wars backflashs!

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You can see how we lost the war to these crazy fucks. We never stood a chance.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

First price motherfucker

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

A perfect crimson green

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh, good, the eggs are safe. Now we can rest easy.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Did u know that the emu dad minds the eggs and raises the chicks? Even if they're not his offspring.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Unmute

3 years ago | Likes 201 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago (deleted Feb 25, 2023 1:18 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago (deleted Feb 25, 2023 1:18 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Oh. Oh no. No no. Clearly you've not been poked in the coconut by a seagull enough.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You mean to tell me that emu isn't really talking?

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

No wonder these guys won a war.

3 years ago | Likes 109 Dislikes 1

This is just the PTSD flashback. They have seen some shit.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Omg, I just learned that froma comedy show i saw this week. Monty the comic spoke about it?????

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1/ Tbf, the early Europeans were fucking idiots. They thought cane toads (which they named) ate cane beetles (which they also named)

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Cane Toad? I would have called them chazwazzers.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Chumbawamba cover band name

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s bullfrogs.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2/ so when cane beetles started eating their precious sugar-cane crops, they introduced the cane toads to Australia. And guess what?

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

3/ Cane toads don’t eat cane beetles. They eat every other native bug species.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Aren't they super invasive and have no natural predators?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Mhm. Being an introduced species, none of the surrounding fauna had evolved alongside them to keep them in check.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Kenneth & Emanuel need to meet.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Oh, yes! I would absolutely love to see that

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We heard anything about Emmanuel recently? Last i heard was still recovering.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As of a week ago it looks like Emmanuel Todd Lopez has recovered and is doing great

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good to hear, may he continue to choose violence.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0