New Work Stories!

Ok, so, this is pretty simple. Pay attention to what you're doing, what you're handling, how you're moving. Just... be aware of your surroundings. And keep all eyes up. Simple shit.

My fucking ADHD picked the wrong moment to flare up, & I zigged when I should have zagged. Trainer was there to help clean up the mess, & nothing exploded. We marked it down in the log sheets, she had a bit of a laugh out of it bc "Honestly, I didn't think it was possible to do that", & we went to lunch so I could get some caffeine in me.

Bc the only thing beating my brain into submission these days is obscene amounts of caffeine & sarcasm.

The good news is, the other lab techs I met like me, & I'm having the time of my life, even if I'm a bit sore.

Lemme tell you, tho, this shit is, hands down, better than retail. I haven't set foot in that building since I walked out, almost a week ago. Gonna try to go for as long as possible w/o going inside there, just bc if I do, I'll say something to the store manager, & probably get arrested.

TLDR: just read the memes.