Jul 19, 2021 10:53 PM
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BojanglesTheFlyingCar
Saute garlic and diced onion. Add eggs over medium low heat and stir until firm. Salt. Serve with diced yomato
buttchugger
How to blood eagle a tomato:
invaliduserformat
Yeah, no thanks, I already cut my tendon trying to cut mushrooms into non-shapes.
B1gBarda
me after attempting
saturatedcottonballs
That's nice. Just please don't try calling this dessert
doyouwannagodokarateinthegarage
Jaqdakloun
Mine came out a bit misshapen, but I tried, how do I stop the bleeding ?
AnonsAndMinions
*walks over*....*picks up handful*....*throws in pot* "I don't understand why you keep doing this Steve. I'm making tomato sauce ffs.
Jaco927
CountessNoppityNope
I’m going to try this and fail miserably.
moomaid1
You are a wizard!
Dannoboyo
Is that an unripe tomato?
Idontneedrealfacts
so do they freeze the tomatoes or just use bland dry flavorless store tomatoes for this?
mymomsaregay
So I guess that’s a... butterfly knife
IfIthoughtItWasImportant
It’s nice and all, but is this something we’ll worry about when the zombie apocalypse comes?
k98aj01
Well, that makes the fruit and veggie Mario flowers I made for my son’s b-day party look like crap.
munchkinj
DetroitNerd
Look, if I'm paying the same price for a salad as fried chicken wings the I don't want any more effort than required by a fork to eat it.
Higero
Or any woody tomato parts in it
MapleMooseMeat
jellyfresh
Fuck me
smallpoxx17
Perfect for your white trash party.
AtomicChipmunk
Or a culinary class or for someone's kids showing that you can be creative with anything.
FeChefImgur
Or to get kids interested in fruit & vegetables by making them fun.
ToobleBobbin
Or as a part of edible art for someone who enjoys creativity
StewedTomaters
Ir because I only eat food shaped like bugs.
jobsteves
the only place that will come in handy is at a white people party anywhere else and you look like you need a job.
dandyc08
Lol!!
Cochito
Neat, but I can’t eat my ceviche tostada like this lol
pingucat
Looove this
TurnThisShpAround
HotDogPantsX
Ratthew!
Mack1986
Its a penis. Its a mouse.
hallowqi
THAT muffun looks awfully like a hamster....someone baked a hamster into my muffin.....ashamed i know this lol
ERKNEES
thorthegreat
dergage
Looks like a naked mole rat.
PlacentaEaters
♫ What is that? That freaky thing? ♫
crespomodesto
watch every mom out there boutta make this
agermanguy
So?
laisametschbaetzlaondsoidawirschd
Ugh! I won't eat butterflies! - the kids probably
I can’t handle this kind of pressure
ExoCyberBit
And get passive aggressively depressed because their kids still don't want to eat tomatoes as a snack.
klausasaurus
Mom in progress. Absolutely going to try this.
StankPitSara
Hell yeah. We're eating butterfly and spinach salads tomorrow.
julitt
Or dad ! Anyway, already favorited !
mackydoodledandy
Aaaand forgets
SirMarcsalot
Yeah!!!
AwwDamn321
Or recently divorced dude with no kids living alone in a 1bd apt! ?1
I, am a never nude
Imgur has your back. Post results!
Ximinipot
SolHSA
noyoutellmeYOURpasword
This would've been better if you had used the "presentation" gif instead.
Yes. Couldn't find it offhand, didn't care.
ajchafe
Because why not. Can't a plate have a nice garnish? Geez.
FloppyFingers
For low fat diets, so you wont have to add extra butter.
KiwiGameDev
AlrightlyThen
But thats a tomato fly so you still lise the butter
"Fancy"
FireUpTheCloudCarLando
Garnish
tomtomtomFR
battery1979
Decorations for dinner party?
DonkeyGoat
Close. Butterfly.
jay0henn
Underrated comment
HasteTheFool
In case you can't find real butterflies at the supermarket.
starrs3
More surface area to coat with salt.
breezybriv
Butterfly BLT bites. I make these for Mothers Day
kusuriya
It's called fashion!
Welley
For kids to eat their vegetables
ExistentialDreadlocks
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
Saute garlic and diced onion. Add eggs over medium low heat and stir until firm. Salt. Serve with diced yomato
buttchugger
How to blood eagle a tomato:
invaliduserformat
Yeah, no thanks, I already cut my tendon trying to cut mushrooms into non-shapes.
B1gBarda
saturatedcottonballs
That's nice. Just please don't try calling this dessert
doyouwannagodokarateinthegarage
Jaqdakloun
Mine came out a bit misshapen, but I tried, how do I stop the bleeding ?
AnonsAndMinions
*walks over*....*picks up handful*....*throws in pot* "I don't understand why you keep doing this Steve. I'm making tomato sauce ffs.
Jaco927
CountessNoppityNope
I’m going to try this and fail miserably.
moomaid1
You are a wizard!
Dannoboyo
Is that an unripe tomato?
Idontneedrealfacts
so do they freeze the tomatoes or just use bland dry flavorless store tomatoes for this?
mymomsaregay
So I guess that’s a... butterfly knife
IfIthoughtItWasImportant
It’s nice and all, but is this something we’ll worry about when the zombie apocalypse comes?
k98aj01
Well, that makes the fruit and veggie Mario flowers I made for my son’s b-day party look like crap.
munchkinj
DetroitNerd
Look, if I'm paying the same price for a salad as fried chicken wings the I don't want any more effort than required by a fork to eat it.
Higero
Or any woody tomato parts in it
MapleMooseMeat
jellyfresh
Fuck me
smallpoxx17
Perfect for your white trash party.
AtomicChipmunk
Or a culinary class or for someone's kids showing that you can be creative with anything.
FeChefImgur
Or to get kids interested in fruit & vegetables by making them fun.
ToobleBobbin
Or as a part of edible art for someone who enjoys creativity
StewedTomaters
Ir because I only eat food shaped like bugs.
jobsteves
the only place that will come in handy is at a white people party anywhere else and you look like you need a job.
dandyc08
Lol!!
Cochito
Neat, but I can’t eat my ceviche tostada like this lol
pingucat
Looove this
TurnThisShpAround
HotDogPantsX
Ratthew!
Mack1986
Its a penis. Its a mouse.
hallowqi
THAT muffun looks awfully like a hamster....someone baked a hamster into my muffin.....ashamed i know this lol
ERKNEES
thorthegreat
dergage
Looks like a naked mole rat.
PlacentaEaters
♫ What is that? That freaky thing? ♫
crespomodesto
watch every mom out there boutta make this
agermanguy
So?
laisametschbaetzlaondsoidawirschd
Ugh! I won't eat butterflies! - the kids probably
ToobleBobbin
I can’t handle this kind of pressure
ExoCyberBit
And get passive aggressively depressed because their kids still don't want to eat tomatoes as a snack.
klausasaurus
Mom in progress. Absolutely going to try this.
StankPitSara
Hell yeah. We're eating butterfly and spinach salads tomorrow.
julitt
Or dad ! Anyway, already favorited !
mackydoodledandy
Aaaand forgets
SirMarcsalot
Yeah!!!
AwwDamn321
Or recently divorced dude with no kids living alone in a 1bd apt!
?1
crespomodesto
I, am a never nude
klausasaurus
Imgur has your back. Post results!
Ximinipot
SolHSA
noyoutellmeYOURpasword
This would've been better if you had used the "presentation" gif instead.
SolHSA
Yes. Couldn't find it offhand, didn't care.
ajchafe
Because why not. Can't a plate have a nice garnish? Geez.
FloppyFingers
For low fat diets, so you wont have to add extra butter.
KiwiGameDev
AlrightlyThen
But thats a tomato fly so you still lise the butter
ERKNEES
"Fancy"
FireUpTheCloudCarLando
Garnish
tomtomtomFR
battery1979
Decorations for dinner party?
DonkeyGoat
Close. Butterfly.
jay0henn
Underrated comment
HasteTheFool
In case you can't find real butterflies at the supermarket.
starrs3
More surface area to coat with salt.
breezybriv
Butterfly BLT bites. I make these for Mothers Day
kusuriya
Welley
For kids to eat their vegetables
ExistentialDreadlocks