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FP edit: He's a 12 week old Italian greyhound that also likes long walks, defecating everywhere, and chasing rabbits.
Sep 16, 2019 11:30 PM
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FP edit: He's a 12 week old Italian greyhound that also likes long walks, defecating everywhere, and chasing rabbits.
pdxphotographers12
don’t let him run full speed til after 1! Mine was running and the force of muscle on immature bone snapped his front leg in half mid stride
YpsilantiRomani
Tell me your getting a 2nd 1 & name it Simmons
kaijumolester
Hopefully he's pooping outside.
Insomniacka
In the second one, he sees something apparently horrifying
TheFitz
This is a very weird comments section for me...
cre8majic
or just all your friends like to lie down on your couch
KamonDS
Actually he/she is the cutest thing you can put on your head.
CtrlAltJesse
He
trapdoorogre
No, he/she. It's a brand of very cute hats.
applemnki
But. What ARE dis?
YourMisdirection
Is he named Fitz after Fitzchivalry?
OnlyHereToUpvote
Larry Fitzgerald
CtrlAltJesse
Fitz of tantrums fame.
InboxMeYourBeards
I love him.
vierik
Upvote for Robin Hobb.
CaptainKalus
Is your an cermet going to grow?
MBdub210
Water your an cermet.
soupnazi
wants to be higher than you. dominance
TakeToTheSkyNya
The pattern Fitz has reminds me of Cermit.
CtrlAltJesse
My gf watches Jenna I think that's why we got the breed.
OneTacoPlease
If I Fitz, I sitz.
enderofdragon
I would die for Fitz
TheWorldsOkayestDetective
Oh my gawd!!!! He looks just like my iggy when she was a baby. So adorable! But I will never get another one. They never stop being dicks.
stellarmaryjane
Das cute. Minus the poopin everywhere part.
PennsylvaniaPalindrome
Had a kitten that draped herself around my neck. Cute when she weighed 4 oz, but hard to breathe once she was an adult. Never quit, either.
Conser1
The guy looks like Tim Pool.
notyourusualsaturdaynight
I think you got your dog swapped out for a gremlin
egsanz2256
Awwww
EdwardStarsmith
He wants to be sure you don't go anywhere without him because you are important to him.
Lauri821
OMG !!!! What a cute baby!!!
Kabukai
Please tell Fitz I'd absolutely allow him to sit on my head any time of the day 12/10 good boy
ToastyPenguins
Make sure you water your cermet so he can grow
brassknucklenerd
And give him cheakan.
mainiacinexile
My whippet does the same thing!!!
narniasreal
sardonislamir
It's a dominance gesture. ;_)
Flavonoidz
Terrifying
Allmyfriendsareducks
If he Fitz, he sitz
TheresnoDanaonlyZuul
Best comment
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Housemaster
Randamnthoughts2
You win the internet
llinndsseyy
On hedz, iz hiz bedz.
theglimmeringwarlock
According to op, fitz also shitz. A lot.
copingcabana
Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick
erikleorga
Allisrevealed
Blindeyesavage
sweetbutsourelixir
Lmao