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Nov 16, 2017 5:11 PM
rawdog
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aintgottimeforbs
Do you want your car to get keyed? Looks like an efficient way to get it done
burritomm
Now THAT! Is how you get shot...
OneBugIsFake
EastwoodATX
Go ahead Jodie, get your ass kicked and your car turned over for a laugh.
Pyrostasis
Yeah thats what you want to do. Poke people in the eye who kill people for a living. Yup reaaaaal smart.
Ssssssssssss
Fucking Jodi.
addi09
Plot twist: they are poly
hatefakenews
savage burn. Jodi level 2000
richardfan
Are there no airborne rangers in the marines
Ryang256
One way ticket to a real ass kicking.
Barjack
This is the kind of sticker you put on someone else's car, preferably over their own, similar sticker so it takes them a LONG time to notice
PassNgass
Made me laugh, +1
Techpriest93
I would of upvoted if the username was jodie
Whwat
lol
DeathAnGravity
"When returning unannounced from a long deployment, throw a rock over your house before you walk in to nail Jodie as he runs out the back."
YoureBeautifulandSomeoneLovesYou
Seems like a really good way to suddenly be in the market for a new car
MayorMcWeed
And new legs
FragileReality
Why do people think this is funny when this happens far too often to men and women far too good for that??
Katiekandy
KCab66
Just shows that some jokes go too far
tadz777
DrewBerg
I keep seeing the name Jodie. What's up with that?
5tarTrek
Jody is the guy that keeps the bed and wife warm when a serviceman isn't around.
MadeThisSurongLecture
Asking to get keyed
ShowBadReplies
You mean, he voted democrat ?
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."
rawdog
LoneStar!
tupacshomie
/r/trashy
EdwardStarsmith
Not the sauce for the name Jodie, but it helped popularized it: https://youtu.be/IsCW8-ulQfo
loveisallwereallyhave
Fuck you, Jodie.
VodkaReindeer
I heard there a sheriff in Texas looking for people with triggering bumber stickers.
VodkaReindeer
*bumper
DrKriegersClone
To ticket for doing 1 over, or do something worse to?
VodkaReindeer
Public disturbance or something.
Mithos56
From my experience, 4 out of 5 military guys are married to Jodie. Of course I hear they don't behave much better over seas, so who knows.
waytoofaded
You don't have any experience, stop lying on the internet.
Mithos56
I misused the term, correct, but I also said from my experience, not that I'm an expert on military life. While I am a navy brat, (1/2)
Mithos56
I've never been in the military. This is a mix of growing up with it, and observations of military people I know.
5tarTrek
Jodie is the guy your woman is cheating with, not the woman.
MisterRichard
Can one of you explain the Jodie thing to me
SaraFourImgur
Jodie is a popular country singer
Xplode441
When you're away, Jodie plays.
Event416
Jody is the guy who’s at home while you’re on the battlefield at war. Bitch bois
NoMoreShinesBilly76
Yeah, me too, what does that mean?
throughthoughtthough
Person that is sleeping with your SO while you are deployed.
defeatingOrange15
Jodie is what the armed forces refers to whomever your wife/girlfriend/significant other is sleeping with while you are gone
thefuckwouldiwantacaravanthatsgotnofuckinwheels
Also prison
lordstinkynuts
Sancho is more common for that
thefuckwouldiwantacaravanthatsgotnofuckinwheels
Both.gif
semiAnonymousMe
In this case, which of them is Jodie?
KillingTlme
and they probably are. So don't bother being in a relationship if you are being deployed.
defeatingOrange15
Thanks breh. We all needed that reminder. I'll go break up with my girl right now. Good looks. Thanks again.
IAmMorePissedOffThanADragonTryingToBlowOutCandles
I know you're being sarcastic but just as a bit of hope my brother was only with his gf 6 months before being deployed to Afghanistan, (1/2)
IAmMorePissedOffThanADragonTryingToBlowOutCandles
She stayed faithful to him through two deployments, 10 years of being a soldier, they're now getting married next year.
scnottaken
Sounds like the wife is the one who should be called names
Silvercypher
True. If the wife doesn't open the lines of communication, the front door or her legs - that "Jody" fella ain't getting in.-Check your wifey
sirkickass77
They know the name of the wife. Like Ashley the Cheating cunt
Paindragon1
There was an old blues song about Joe Grinder who stole your girlfriend back in WW2. The name stuck and was picked up by the Marine core.
MisterRichard
Thanks
chut7
TIL GI Joe is no longer an American Hero.
DrKriegersClone
Wouldn't Grindr be, ah, a different sort of infidelity issue?
Paindragon1
Pt. 2 Joe the Grinder, or Joe D. = Jody if you use the southern dialect of saying "Joe the"
DadSavage
Not just the Marine Corps.
EdwardStarsmith
https://youtu.be/4ATxobn3Po8
PartyAtYourMomsHouse
we say Sancho where I am from
frosty147
I've heard Big Dick Tyrone, too.
CaptnTightPants
Just anOther Dick = JOD = Jo-D = Jodie
kibje
Joe the Grinder, from a song. Became Joe D.
milofrank2
Just on deployment
Arkayb33
I thought it meant Joe Dick aka Joe D.