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1 Her YT channel https://www.youtube.com/c/VeronikaPoli (Thanks @keizo4)
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Italian lamentation
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Bone Apple Tea
4 Giant Italian Mortadella Sausage
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Italian Cannoli
6 Italian Cannoli (Original https://imgur.com/gallery/dKinr posted by @clearmoon247)
Breaking spaghetti in front of her Italian fiancé
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Italian Bombolone
8 Italian Bombolone
The Spaghetti Incident
9 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcDpg-6D9VI
Man cries after saving all four trapped kittens
10 Man cries after saving all four trapped kittens https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK6aHku6hr0
Cat tax
Thanks for the accolade Sir/Madam/Attackhelicopter!
WeAreOctopi
Having lived in Italy and US, YES! I can vividly picture these situations
?1
TheTripleLindy
NZCO
#10 is beautiful. Such masculinity.
Om4Infinity
Can anyone translate what he is saying?
SergeantDetritus
woozle
gabagool
stevegabagool
Yea?
amagiciannamedgob
Ham, girl!
Prinzka
Woke up this morning, got some gabagool.
Sadmaru
Dunkey!
komdernouffbijjoh8
CriminallyMysophobic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsBipoG22Nw
woozle
lol
Leonon
*breaks the spaghetti in fourths and microwaves it in a drinking glass*
GravyEducation
Italian for small dump is dumperino I think
sfbiker
#1 - she's so cute, she could insult me all day and I'd love it
esparadrapo
That's part of Italian and Spanish mating rituals.
Glittershart
Always wanted to marry someone like #5
upsidedownyhead
Bigmerla on ig
Glittershart
Doing the lord’s work mate!!!
LastStickOfRAM
That parody of Prima’s has me laughing pretty well.
dennydorko
This lady is going places. Back to McDonald's probably.
CeoHuntingSeason
Marriage material right there
CP3oh
First the toilet then back to McDonalds
GoodStuffMcGruff
*Sicilian threats*
LowSpeedHighDrag
JOKERZwild86
I wanna marry her
Skr121
I want more of her songs
Mycologics
Big Merla on tiktok apparently. Also on YouTube shorts (aka tiktok but youtube) https://youtube.com/channel/UCKVFWSIlyextZVYfpDjwPNg
Mycologics
It's a lot of fart jokes
Skr121
Thank you!
inthepines
#1 I like the Italian Sarah Silverman
bigsoos
zFUBARz
I dunno man, I'm kinda digging #5 She seems delightful.
upsidedownyhead
Bigmerla on ig
ItsActuallyDavidNow
It’s only bologna if it comes from the Bologna region of Italy. Otherwise, it’s just sparkling hotdogs.
rickyinaustin
I learn something new everyday on this website, thank you!
Shewy92
Same with Lebanon bologna
RufusPimperton
You mean Beirutidela?
Rehjee
LairDenizen
I see she has learned to stare in klingon.
canadianreserve
Unpopular opinion, I hate bologna.
Biltronr2b2
I understood and love the shit out of this reference hahaha
GrimFinn
That's baloney
Isi151e
Mortally is so good, especially the kind with the pistachio sliced in
KaptainObveeus
I'll slice my pistachio into...um...you! i guess. idk.
GravyEducation
I'm not Italian but the best sign of a good cured sausage is the little flecks of seeds and whatnot, fennel, mustard, whatever you want
AllHailTechnoViking
People call it Bologna but it's actually called Mortadella.
RufusPimperton
It's really the opposite of what OP said, if it's from Bologna, it's mortadella, if it's from elsewhere it's bologna
gunnexx
Good Mortadella is far superior than bologne
WhatUpDog3000
watch out for this one
lovingspace
#1 is she a real life disney character? Man, those eyes.
brbscience
prolorus
THIS is why we cannot learn Italian from a CD course.
flacoloco
I feel like i am being reprimanded for something I didn't do
KesselRunner
You know what you did. And she’s not having any of it.
Leonon
You know what goes really good on spaghetti?
umbrellamaker
How dare you
NoNameNoGameNoFame
That grandma bike comment *always* gets me. gosh darn, it’s just so funny!
repeatuntilnotsad
But y didn’t she apologize for insulting his food??
hipshopbutcanthap
There is another one with "salad cream"(?)
totallyradsailor
https://youtu.be/a0v7yQqSES4 *RAGES IN ITALIAN*
louferrigno
In french, we say, "Si ma tante en avait on l'appellerait mon oncle". Slightly more graphic.
perfunctory
"If my aunt had one we would call him my uncle" according to Google Translate. It's good but I prefer the absurdity of the wheels.
louferrigno
It's more like "had some" (balls). Phrased like a riddle. But I agree.
0570
I love the shows he did with Gordon Ramsey, so much funny shit going on between them
ZeOberon
I almost shat myself at "it is illegal in Italy". Luckily, I was already seated on the porcelain throne
SkynetWithAPoopKnife
He's like an Italian Drax come to life
fanelian
My mom says "si mi abuela tuviera ruedas, seria bicicleta" (if my grandma had wheels she's be a bicycle). Mom's 80 and we're mexican.
misterhhhh
Nunca he escuchado eso.
esparadrapo
The same is said in Spain to this day.
IliveIdyeIliveagain
NicodemusArch
Met him once whilst delivering bread to his restaurant. Seemed like a nice guy.
GeneralAnubis
His brain saying "COSA?" ?
Dolenmorgul
The face of an Italian who is sick of Italian recipes being massacred the world over
undeadyesunpersonno
Ah yes, the famous burglar/tv chef Gino d’Acampo.
Efreeti
Glad to see people using the gif I made of it XD
louferrigno
Well. I cried, I laughed, I craved and lusted. Italy, right?
byebuddyhopeyoufindyourdad
AnonOmis1000
Genuine question, but why is Italian like 1/4 sign language? I can't think of any other language where hand gestures are that common.
pocsaclypse
https://youtu.be/x7iCRbiU1D4?t=1112
Rauca
Try travelling a bit. South America maybe.
localsurfer
Greek?
Thorketil
#7 spaghetti crimes
DustsStars
Shovi
Let the dude eat his food however he wants...
TheEffectsOfAlcohol
Mi piace questo post ??
cryborg
WillemHellfire
Ahhh Argentine Spanish. I love it.
Deffentlynotagnome
Well that's adorable and interesting
dogwithahumanface
So young and already fluent
beclamide
This is why baby sign language is so good. They pick up on movements far quicker than they can talk.
am0k
Linguistics are hard. Hand movement is much easier at a younger age. For example, my 1 year old points to everything instead of telling me
beclamide
It’s a blessing and a curse. My friends baby just makes the “milk” sign constantly lol
IwishIwasJamesBond
Who the fuck downvotes this?!
nuppydog
That baby clearly doesn’t understand what’s she’s saying
NopeNahNuhUh
That's uhhh Spanish but uh, yeah all the same ?
IAmLookingForSomeoneToShareInAnAdventure
Argentinian Spanish is so heavily influenced by Italian I grew up not realising a tenth of what I said wasn't even Spanish.
cryborg
Merde!
ireallydontcareman
Mierda!
Meandme2
Merda
DelCorazon
Argentina…so likely italian ancestry?
FacundoGerding
And german, mostly
praxis17
??
esparadrapo
The kid is live translating to Italian.
neurotictruth
I need more context from #3.
umbrellamaker
Really and I mean reeeeaaaaally expensive ham being cut improperly in front of someone who knows how to cut it
neurotictruth
I figured it was something like that. I would have loved to see the old man cut it. Just to see how badly the young kid was messing up.
umbrellamaker
I think there's a longer version where he does but I can't seem to find it
Bigcurly2000
I don't know what he's saying, but that'll be an expensive piece of ham and there's a right way and wrong way to cut it
Zeroforwinger
#1. Marry me
bobyran
ME FIRST!
1LostPuppy
Ok so I'm not the only one who thinks she is super gorgeous.
Bex316
Nope, and that's going into it knowing I'm never winning an argument ever again. Totally worth it.
mcglirkymeow
Hell, I’m a straight female and she’s just beautiful to me.
CriminallyMysophobic
"and this is pronounced, i don't give a fuck! no i don'ta givea fucka" always comes to my mind when i see that girl
CongratsYouAreHereNow
Who is she and where do I find more of her videos
Rauca
YouTube. She was 16 in that video. She took a hiatus and is now back doing videos.
CriminallyMysophobic
the first one? no idea. i just see her on imgur a lot
TK421isAFK
#3 - he's not wrong. That's probably a $3,000 ham his grandson is hacking up. When it's cut right, the meat melts like butter in your mouth.
oplekv2
That sounds gross
KaptainObveeus
that's what somebody may have said.
hymenochirus
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2012/mar/16/how-to-carve-jamon-morwenna-ferrier
hymenochirus
TBF, that’s Serrano not Parma, but it was still a 3-month apprenticeship to become a basic beginner at cutting ham.
IWasACatAllAlong
The old bastard can do it himself.
BlackDeku
Ok but calling your grandson "stronzo" is a bit...
TK421isAFK
...old fashioned?
bastardInABasket
Was his cut too thick? What was the right way in that moment?
TK421isAFK
Here's a great video about it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0olmZzsF4Xo (Yes, that's Iberico, but it's very similar.)
TK421isAFK
Still more procciutto info: https://www.eataly.com/us_en/magazine/eataly-stories/prosciutto-di-parma/
supershot5
I'm no expert on how to cut it, but the cut he did in that video is too thick. Most of those hams are cut so thin they're nearly transparent
notkvothethebloodless
It's meant to be sliced paper thin and eaten as is. Good italian prosciutto can take up to 3 years to be properly cured and is NOT CHEAP
GravyEducation
I would have sliced one thin strip... but then I probably would have grabbed a sharp cheddar and eaten it with crostini
UptownWitch
No joke! Purchased some for a Thanksgiving recipes $25.99 per pound.
Srcsqwrn
I mean, someone isn't going to get it right the first time. Patience over stronzo calling
Iamyourcaptainnow
??
TK421isAFK
At that age, it's not his first time, and he's clearly trolling his grandfather. I grew up in an Italian family like this. I was in the 1/2
secondtalon
You sure? I grew up in the South. Lots of people in their 40s have no fucking clue how to make Sweet Tea because no one ever taught them-
secondtalon
Other folks have been making it since they were 8. Some folks just don't trust the little kids to do it right and never bother to teach'em
TK421isAFK
So you're telling me that old people in the South are stubborn, ignorant, resentful of youth, spiteful and hateful? I'm shocked. SHOCKED.
secondtalon
And I find it much harder to believe that **every** Italian family is exactly like yours than I do that some just never trusted the youngins