Aug 24, 2016 1:02 AM
abnrml
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YoramtheTreborus
Ilaoi?? XD
Fictionwelive
Does your company specialize in tentacle rape?
whopper68
Are these the new "lady pens" by BIC
zeros000
Akidearest from YT would love them xd
shuthefuckupdonny
If it didn't before, your handwriting probably sucks now
Icem4n45
Yeah "pen"
exhaustedweirdo
I want at least 3 for scientific research
random74829
I'll take 12
mikes5673
Release the Kraken! But put the top back on when you're finished.
RevenantQDMG
Do they vibrate?
christinamonk3y
I work at a jewlery store and someone kept sealing out pens so my coworker bought one of these and no one stole it and I refused to use it
hell0
BlckLyht
Be brave... For Lord Cthulhu!
ReaperNo1
That penis awesome!
PookyButt
I've seen enough comment sections to know where this is going
TinyOctopus
TINY OCTOPUS HAS ONE OF THOSE. Except the tinier octopodes demanded he get his in pink. XD
unleashedfreak
I've seen enough of this going, to know where this is going
sleetewayne
Please tell me you work at an animated porn studio.
I work at a hardware store.
Close enough. Embrace the tentacle.
crimsonghost1
False. The tentacle embraces you. Weather you like it or fuckin g not.
HardOfHearingLeopard
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going
CrashDownZer0
I have one of these
caeymoor
You can get them at Dave and busters too
justsomepersonbutyeah
Glad to know, based on the other comments, that it wasn't just me who instantly thought of tentacle porn. What a wonderful world we live in.
Of course it was my first thought when I saw them come into work. The fun part was explaining to my boss why I was laughing so hard at them.
BaronVonFromage
How many tickles does it take to get to the centre of an octopus? TEN TICKLES!!!!!! hahaha get it? *leaves quickly*
ajusf16
Please tell me you work at a hardware store.
ClassifiedUsername
???
dlmn8r
What made you ask about the hardware store and not a Japanese sex novelty shop?
EzraFell
Why a hardware store?
Toqom
What am I missing here? An adult toy store can be "hard"ware too
I do.
Thank goodness
iusethisforbadthings
I've seen enough pens to know where this is going.
FurbySavant
I read "pens" as "penises" and still this was fine.
SGRogers
I've seen enough videos to know where this is going...
ShamelessUpvoteWhore
"i've seen enough hentai..." get it right, damnit.
Still videos...
"I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going" is an old widely reused comment,Just like "sigh *unzips*" and "I always upvote ass".
hiImyourcat
It is the principal of the matter.
TheRugThatTiesTheRoomTogether
Can someone make sure @tinyoctopus is safe?
Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh...everything's perfectly all right now. Tiny Octopus is fine. We're all fine...how are you?
vilecomfort
I didn't know i needed a tentacle pen until today.
PM me your address. Are you in the US? I'm not sure what shipping rates are otherwise. But I'll try to get one to you. The colors are (1)
Teal, purple, and green. There might be another color, but I'm not sure what it is. I'm low on funds, but I'll see what I can do. (2)
Also, I don't have a computer so it might be a little while until I can get to one to get that PM since mobile doesn't have it. (3/3).
Thank you so much for the offer but it is not necessary! I had my g/f order a 6pack of the neon color tentacles online. Amazon Prime FTW!
You're quite welcome! The important thing is you'll be getting tentacle pens!!!
CasualWaterboarding
You're conversation put a smile across my face. Imgur FTW.
YoramtheTreborus
Ilaoi?? XD
Fictionwelive
Does your company specialize in tentacle rape?
whopper68
Are these the new "lady pens" by BIC
zeros000
Akidearest from YT would love them xd
shuthefuckupdonny
If it didn't before, your handwriting probably sucks now
Icem4n45
Yeah "pen"
exhaustedweirdo
I want at least 3 for scientific research
random74829
I'll take 12
mikes5673
Release the Kraken! But put the top back on when you're finished.
RevenantQDMG
Do they vibrate?
christinamonk3y
I work at a jewlery store and someone kept sealing out pens so my coworker bought one of these and no one stole it and I refused to use it
hell0
BlckLyht
Be brave... For Lord Cthulhu!
ReaperNo1
That penis awesome!
PookyButt
I've seen enough comment sections to know where this is going
TinyOctopus
TINY OCTOPUS HAS ONE OF THOSE. Except the tinier octopodes demanded he get his in pink. XD
unleashedfreak
I've seen enough of this going, to know where this is going
sleetewayne
Please tell me you work at an animated porn studio.
abnrml
I work at a hardware store.
sleetewayne
Close enough. Embrace the tentacle.
crimsonghost1
False. The tentacle embraces you. Weather you like it or fuckin g not.
HardOfHearingLeopard
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going
CrashDownZer0
I have one of these
caeymoor
You can get them at Dave and busters too
justsomepersonbutyeah
Glad to know, based on the other comments, that it wasn't just me who instantly thought of tentacle porn. What a wonderful world we live in.
abnrml
Of course it was my first thought when I saw them come into work. The fun part was explaining to my boss why I was laughing so hard at them.
BaronVonFromage
How many tickles does it take to get to the centre of an octopus? TEN TICKLES!!!!!! hahaha get it? *leaves quickly*
ajusf16
Please tell me you work at a hardware store.
ClassifiedUsername
???
dlmn8r
What made you ask about the hardware store and not a Japanese sex novelty shop?
EzraFell
Why a hardware store?
Toqom
What am I missing here? An adult toy store can be "hard"ware too
abnrml
I do.
ajusf16
Thank goodness
iusethisforbadthings
I've seen enough pens to know where this is going.
FurbySavant
I read "pens" as "penises" and still this was fine.
SGRogers
I've seen enough videos to know where this is going...
ShamelessUpvoteWhore
"i've seen enough hentai..." get it right, damnit.
ClassifiedUsername
Still videos...
ShamelessUpvoteWhore
"I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going" is an old widely reused comment,Just like "sigh *unzips*" and "I always upvote ass".
hiImyourcat
It is the principal of the matter.
TheRugThatTiesTheRoomTogether
Can someone make sure @tinyoctopus is safe?
TinyOctopus
Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh...everything's perfectly all right now. Tiny Octopus is fine. We're all fine...how are you?
vilecomfort
I didn't know i needed a tentacle pen until today.
abnrml
PM me your address. Are you in the US? I'm not sure what shipping rates are otherwise. But I'll try to get one to you. The colors are (1)
abnrml
Teal, purple, and green. There might be another color, but I'm not sure what it is. I'm low on funds, but I'll see what I can do. (2)
abnrml
Also, I don't have a computer so it might be a little while until I can get to one to get that PM since mobile doesn't have it. (3/3).
vilecomfort
Thank you so much for the offer but it is not necessary! I had my g/f order a 6pack of the neon color tentacles online. Amazon Prime FTW!
abnrml
You're quite welcome! The important thing is you'll be getting tentacle pens!!!
CasualWaterboarding
You're conversation put a smile across my face. Imgur FTW.