armstsho11
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Sep 14, 2017 10:16 AM
armstsho11
111249
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Senddankmemeshere
Shoulda been a gif...but that's none of my business.
SuperTacticalSandwich
I involuntarily let out an audible "agghhh" in delight at these numbers
debugstatement
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
JartBanssen
0 MP/H. I'm not impressed!
legofham
But you should be, not using a phone and driving is a skill many people lack
Draciella
I'm disappointed you're not doing 20mph
sention
Draciella
I'm happy ^^
Idontknowmyusername
Ford?
armstsho11
Yep, 2004 Taurus
Idontknowmyusername
How did it runs? Some are work horses
witsd
+1 for not taking the photo while driving.
ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
Plot twist: the speedometer hasn't worked for the last 100k.
AMansNotHot
He just came to a full stop in the middle of the highway
ifyourfriendsdntdanceandiftheydntdancethentheyrenofriendsofmine
Turned the engine off and let it coast. Didn't need the power for brake lights or blinkers anyway
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Funny, but then the temp and fuel gauges would read zero as well. Consider me for your next party.
derekjohn
Why not 99 MPH ?
livingcheeseburger
5P4C3M4N
BeerandCats
Is that a ford explorer?
armstsho11
No, 04 Taurus
BeerandCats
Ah okay knew it was a 2000's Ford, Impressive
SeymourButss
My mk3 is pushing 200K - runs like a champ! Routine maintenance goes a looong way.
Goddamnitmisterrnoodle
MisterTrashPanda
That's cute. You outta see OP's mom's odometer achievement.
ghsdkgb
Your dashboard robotface is very excited for you.
sowasvonsowas
Congratulations!
epyonwing
I'm super close to to having put 100000 miles on my car.....longest I've ever owned one car, and put the most miles on one.
epyonwing
It's not new.....I bought it with 89,012 miles. 2002 Subaru legacy. 2nd owner. Had it since Feb 2011.
TheMikeyDay
How many miles do you travel per year? Are you in a city?
epyonwing
I live in a rural area, I average about 11,500 miles per year. I only live 7 miles from work, I do a lot of driving for fun.
wyatt8740
Keep going another 100k!
GodApollo
Pics pls
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Trippy.
MortimusTheWise
Awe... my car just died close to 200000.... I miss her
tomosthe1st
/a/lofwE I need an oil change.
kumisz
PurveyorOfInsanity
This pleases me.
Tazerfingers2501
Armstsho11's car has become face melting (200000 miles)!
CrocAMileInMyShoes
I hit 200k last Friday. I had party hats and party blower things. It was great
wyatt8740
Welcome to the club! What's your car? Mine's a Volvo 240
CrocAMileInMyShoes
Mines an 08 Subaru Outback. I've only had it for 28k miles, but I freaking love that car
wyatt8740
They're pretty good wagons, yup. And affordable usually
M4nFle5h
Mine said 18008 not so long ago. Shame I didn't took a picture
sention
I was hoping to be at 45mph at 1:23 when my car hit 67890 miles, but I wasn't paying attention when the time came.
sention
I made up for it by doing this:
madnessfromthesea
:( My vw jetta went from 299999 miles to 0 when it flipped.
wyatt8740
...whut? only 3 digits (0-2) on the last wheel?
madnessfromthesea
was lcd display in 97 jetta. Only thing we could figure was lack of memory. Even the dealer didn't realize it did that.
wyatt8740
lol. My '97 Volvo had a rotating dial display good up to 999,999 miles.
madnessfromthesea
It was very disappointing. :(
wyatt8740
maybe the engineers never expected one to go that long? IDK
arebenji
like when my period syncs with my wife's.
FlyingButtPliers
Was it your idea or hers to start swinging?
AnalSexInTheWoodsDontMakeBabies
Soon I shak be at 222222
nikos13ole
Ιt ends in a warzone between the 2 of you? :P
arebenji
let's just say there will be blood. and the proverbial rivers and streams we're used to will run red. :D
BrobiwanKenobro
I wont go chasing those waterfalls, and I wont be sticking to the rivers and the streams like I used to either
WackbardsKinther
skittlesohenry
FreeMoCo2009
Yikes
TheChandrian
katespaz
Preach!!! Its the best
drbuttler
Oh
WankerBott
I know nothings wrong with a woman marrying a woman, but this statement hurt my brain for some reason..
LadyIJustWorkHere
When my period syncs with my wife, it hurts my brain, my tummy, my emotions. So grateful to her for being understanding.
WankerBott
she prob thinks the same of you :P
LadyIJustWorkHere
lol never thought I'd get such a nice compliment from a wankerbott!
Theauthenticdonaldtrump
Gender has still not been established.
ninjaturnip
Men don't have periods. lesbians exist
Theauthenticdonaldtrump
That they do. To both sentences.
BernieO
It's every man's right to have periods if he wants them.
Klingon00
I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the fetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in a box?
youlooklikeasnake
What.
GuW69
It's called "manstruation", a week every mont where we act as assholes, get cranky over nothing and eat a lot of junkfood, equality you know
MantisTobagganMD
Why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?