TomahawkJackson
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Me, this morning...
Me, Tonight...
May 6, 2026 8:06 PM
TomahawkJackson
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Me, this morning...
Me, Tonight...
theinternetbased
You could probably turn that into a pretty cool camper.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
That's great but the HOA said you've gotta paint it to match your house.
Johnsky
That's bull Janice! You have red brick next to white vinyl on YOUR house!
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The HOA can suck by dick and balls backwards from hell!
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
How exactly is that done? The backwards part...
TomahawkJackson
I figure I'll be making enough to just pay the $100 fine or whatever, y'know?
At least they're not hassling me about the exhaust on my diesel pickup being "too loud" anymore, y'know?
alcamar
Fine? They try to put a lien on your house and foreclose on you in some HOAs. Depends on the charter though
Mostlydeadpool
this. this is how arson happens. right here. not saying it's right but I'm saying janice won't be worried about the color of your house anymore...
TomahawkJackson
Broadly, that's only if you don't pay the fines, though.
Of course the obvious direction is (always) to make friends with EVERY neighbor not on the board, get elected to the HOA board, work to dissolve the HOA.
alcamar
Very true. My neighborhood(take a guess at the voting bloc) invited a lawyer to start talking about an HOA because there was some for pay party at a local VRBO that they got pissy about.
I expressly went to this meeting to squash any notion i was ever going to sign onto an HOA and limit what I'm allowed to do with my own property. And that party house certainly would never sign on to it either.
Things didn't go as they planned after the lawyer confirmed that they would not be able to force it