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Figaronincheez
Where's the final step where you throw it in the garbage and go out for chicken parmigiana?
HereIsYourOrangeSherbert
Served on some ratatouille, and it looks like a nice pile on brains on blood and gore...
StabbyMcMurder
That looks so delicious.
XRAYE
Doesn't look bad. But, I would rather chop it up in more bite sized pieces. Also as @badbmc said, I would put some parmesan cheese too.
4sambucas
uh I love cauliflower! *Starts to put so many different ingredient on it that the taste of of cauliflower is gone*
allmypostshadnopantson
Food for your brain.
trhopkins
That looks good !
itsthevoiceman
I'll eat it raw, don't cook my veggies, pls.
MyFinalForm
You'll never convince me that tastes just as good as real brains
JohnSatclaire
Do you like prions? Because that's how you get prions.
LesbianRedwings
@BlackCats4ever another to add to your Halloween food list!
BlackCats4ever
This is great! Thanks for he heads-up my friend!
badbmc
This looks good. But for some reason I was expecting parmesan cheese.
Yupurineutah
It would be good. This is a vegan recipe.
ayers231
I only eat cauliflower one way. Steam it, let it air dry on a towel, tempura batter and fry, a drizzle of chili oil.
copingcabana
Something is wrong with his medula oblongata.
dav426687
Ew
TinyOctopus
Low carb, use egg wash and almond meal in place of panko bread crumbs. Tiny octopus makes fried chicken with almond flour.
RickRollable
Nah panko crumbs are amazing
TinyOctopus
They are also not a low-carb ingredient. 1/2 c. of panko has about 21g net carbs. Almond flour has 4g net carbs.
JamesGabrielMartin
No one asked you
TinyOctopus
Still salty about the SEO recommendations? Tiny octopus finds that amusing.
JamesGabrielMartin
Nope but it just brought it to my attention that you travel around Imgur giving unasked for advice in a condescending fashion
Lisekmaly
Hmm, isnt the part at the centre kind of tough though? Its always annoyingly tough when I boil it.
vicvalour
That's the bone you don't eat anyway
BreakfastIsTheMostImportantMeal
An approved breakfast
ejw909
If your brain section looks like that, you have severe alzheimers. The ventricles should not be that large. Please eat healthy brains.
CeruleanSky1988
Now only if I liked cauliflower
ThatsNotMyDadThatsACellPhone
Omggggg I love cauliflower it is literally one of my favorite foods ?
carlsagansghost
It’s the best property cooked. Toss with garlic, oil, salt and pepper and brown it in the broiler. Best veggie ever.
mimomisu
it's probably my most hated food, not a big fan of the smell. It's gotten better over the years but still probably the one thing I dislike.
pflugerville
Bake it and flavor it and pretty much any veggy is good af.
Essseff
Fuck cauliflower
Idonotkillpeoplethatismyleastfavoritethingtodo
It has great texture and absorbes flavors greatly so it tastes amazing if you cook it right and like garbage if you don't´.
Askani27
If you say you don’t like cauliflower, people be like: it’s the best if you drown it in sauce and flavours and make it so you can’t taste it
Idonotkillpeoplethatismyleastfavoritethingtodo
I mean. Same can be said about chicken breasts. They taste pretty horrible if you don't season them and boil them in unsalted water.
carlsagansghost
That’s called cooking and using spices.
floppydingo24
Look just cover it in fats that dont taste like cauliflower, seasonings that dont either, and broil the hell out of it, and it tastes great!
FeChefImgur
Break cauli into florets. Toss a in mixture of salt, pepper, paprika. Grill on BBQ plate until starting char a bit and get crunchy. Consume.
Nizedk
20% or so dislike cauliflower because they are genetically disposed to taste PTC in it; which is bitter and farty. The rest of us love it.
MrWigglees
Really love cauliflower, the chopped parsley does nothing, leave it out ro save on resources. Freshly chopped parsley is a finishing topper.
thevortexmaster
Chickpea flour eh. Almost pakora
Sheldonian
I'm doing this!
blablablabla001
Need more spices!
Lugh314159
If i'm going to eat something in the broccoli family, I'd prefer roast brussel sprouts.
HulksBigGreenDick
beezzarro
Stfu, cauliflower is delicious
StabbyMcMurder
Lies and slander.
Shitbuttfartpoopasscrapturdpissqueef
Ugh. Too much trouble. I'll just have a fart sandwich, thanks.
Crosive
Holy shit. I snorted reading this. What the fuck.
Bukkakeicecream
Sounds like you've eaten rotten cauliflower there mate.
endyrr
Always thought it tasted like almonds but, you do you
CuteWhiteMage
Hilarious story, thanks for the laughs xD
JahSureYouBetcha
I really enjoy cruciferous vegetables, but I understand that the sulfur taste can be really off-putting.
arewenotkingsandqueenstogether
When riced cauliflower isn't fresh it smells like death.
MsSomebody
Cauliflower is really good in my opinion. I once did turn it into mashed potatoes mixed in ground beef and some tomato paste and it was good
NOPsyntax
Anything with beef and tomato is usually good
thevortexmaster
Top comment kinda doesn't work with this
Andbrie86
Yep. No matter who/how it's cooked. All I taste is farts.
Nizedk
You might be genetically disposed to taste PTC . Approx 20% is. They don't like it.
Homophone
I love cauliflower, but damn this is hilarious.
AllysiaAiua
I live that the top two comments are basically "I love cauliflower", and "cauliflower tastes like manicured farts".
amb1021
Yeah, I like cauliflower, but that shit's funny.
AllysiaAiua
I personally hate it, and all attempts to turn it into something else fail miserably. All I can taste is cauliflower, and I am disappoint.
davegur
No, it does not taste like potatoes. It tastes like cauliflower, which is amazing when it caramelized.
oilgod
Try a cauliflower mushroom, prepare to have your mind completely blown.
ownzyou123
Toss in a pinch of caraway seeds.... oh baby
gmfunkd
I had someone try to make "mashed potatoes" with cauliflower. I just couldn't get past it and I love lots of veggies.
Lemuffinmannn
50/50 potatoes cauli mash is pretty good
BuyMeBonestormOrGoToHell
That's how I do it, half cauliflower and half Yukon gold taters, cooked in chicken broth.
derpygirl
I never pretend it's a potato but it can have a similar texture and flavor to hominy if done correct.
razorgirl1066
I like riced cauliflower, but mashed is too....watery.
Weblord
Drain them well and don't add milk like you might with potatoes. Yum. Butter, pepper and salt.
SherMattLockSmith
You have to really wring them out, you can't just mash them and expect good results.
RocketKokket
You can also if you're being lazy steam/boil them. Strain. Mash it down and then cook off some of the moisture with lid off for like 5-10min
sweetnaivety
why replace potato, a vegetable, with another vegetable?
capughe
Diabetes
derpygirl
Keto
sweetnaivety
is cauliflower fatty?
derpygirl
No but it's also not carby.
Bonchoman
Sounds like ur mum cannae cook
apistia
Found the Scot
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
HulksBigGreenDick
drosophilamelanogaster
Aye, cause cauliflower is the litmus test of cooking... Go help yer da' wae the Avon mate.
jamlovingmonster
YASSSSSSSSS!!!!! first Avon patter I've ever seen on here. Legend.
drosophilamelanogaster
Joshing, cauliflower is bangin' an am sure yer da' is the best Avon salesman in the scheme.
darthstormer
Cauliflower is great in recipes. Cauliflower can fuck right the hell off when it's pretending to be something it's not. /1
darthstormer
It tastes just like a steak! No it fucking doesn't, Brenda. /2
mastodonj
It's pretending to be brains. I think we're good!
SequoiaHughes
You want to eat real brains?
onlyhalfghost
maybe they're French.
freckledkink
You don't know me. And yes. I'm southern. We buy brains in the grocery store in cans and jars.
freckledkink
You don't know me. And yes.
magicrhombus
That's pretty much true of all substitute foods. Let it be what it is.
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100KushUps
We have a vegan burger place near us we refer to as "Terrible burger, great food" when getting people to try it lol
magicrhombus
Yeah a gardenburger can be great, if you don't try to mimic the taste and texture of a real burger, just make something tasty.
nosimpleway
"chickpea flour" okay I guess they're going for a gluten-free sort of thi-- "panko breadcrumbs" ...........okay...
RichardPOsterior
I think I’d go almond flour and crushed pork rinds.
Homophone
I've not had chickpea flour, but chickpeas have a flavor that I could see going well with cauliflower. Maybe its for flavor?
Nuktuktutankami
They make gluten free panko.
sothisishowashitpostfeelslike
Chickpea flour is used as a batter in lots of places around the world. Works really well.
notreallyamorningperson
The chickpea batter makes an incredibly light and crisp outer layer, falsará better than egg which goes soft. It’s great for fritters too.
TheMostModestMouse
I said the same thing.
zeroisnothing
It's a good egg substitute in this type of situation
freckledkink
Panko has egg in it
evawin
Panko is wheat flour, yeast, oil, and salt, unless you're looking for some particular brand, I guess.
minipancho94
this, i think its an egg substitute more than anything. the fact that its also a flour skips a step.
MrBinkiBobo
It seems like it would adhere to the cauliflower better than egg.
malakim
Why bother with an egg substitute though if you use panko breadcrumbs? That contains egg as well.
zeroisnothing
Kikkoman panko does not.
Abominablesloth
It's vegan. Do an egg dredge if not vegan for better results. Also spice your flour and egg to enhance flavors if desired.
CommunCreator
My wife’s allergic to beans; I’ll have to try it this way.
SanshinDojo
malakim
Panko breadcrumbs contain egg though....
Abominablesloth
Shhh.......
etcnotect
The part that bothers me is the tiny amount of paprika
mastodonj
It's sweet paprika too, not a huge amount of flavour. I would for sure add much more!
PangolinBan
If it was smoked paprika, that would be about right. For sweet paprika it's definitely not enough.
abbacuss
was super sad it wasnt gluten free
marginalimprovement
It's mostly gf. Just use a rice panko! You can find it at trader Joe's or most other gf grocery store sections.
marginalimprovement
Just use a rice panko :)
marginalimprovement
It's mostly gf. Just use a rice panko! You can find it at trader Joe's or most other gf grocery store sections.
HellIsRoundTheCorner
Fried cauliflower is so fucking good. I'm not even a vegan, it's just good af.
davesaint01930
You're a psychopath. Cauliflower anything is gross.
poets
Whole cauli either rub with oil, lime and mexican spice, or yogurt, lemon, indian spices. Roast covered for 20mins uncovered 20 mins.
Yummybubblez
I tried broccoli recently, then immediately tried cauliflower. The broccoli was so bitter I couldn't taste the cauliflower:(
mufasa1028
What about air fryer? Any good recipes for cali?
davesaint01930
You're a psychopath. Cauliflower anything is gross.
dinosaurdroop
I use buttermilk, its delicious
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
There's a vegan place near me that does General Tso's cauliflower as a happy hour appetizer. But you can also order it by the sheet pan.
curseyoursudenbutinevitablebetrayal
Dear God. That sounds delicious.
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
It's addictive. Texture and flavor bomb.
originfoomanchu1
Nah just have then boiled with gravy fucking delicious
HellIsRoundTheCorner
Ew boiled no thanks
originfoomanchu1
Why ew it's a vegetable that's how 90% of people cook them
HellIsRoundTheCorner
I just don't eat my cauliflower boiled is all
HellIsRoundTheCorner
It retains so much water I guess
originfoomanchu1
Yeah if you super overcook it
Shortstack1357
well this is baked, so...
HellIsRoundTheCorner
Nein to baked, yes to fried
curseyoursudenbutinevitablebetrayal
We have a place near us that has fried cauliflower with a similar crust to KFC. I could eat enough of that to kill me in one sitting.
silentsuspekts87
Hell yes. Even broccoli too. Toss it in some Thai chilli sauce or honey and Korean chilli paste is BOMB
VaultGirl69
Have a favorite recipe for it? The only way I've has that was at a Japanese ramen shop.
HellIsRoundTheCorner
I usually just do it like I'm breading my Italian chicken cutlets. Egg, flour, breadcrumb, egg, breadcrumb, fry
captainfakeypants
I could eat 5lbs of cauli cheese in one sitting, I reckon. Frying it is also good, but takes more effort and delays the cauli-cheese intake
derpygirl
This just seems like Americanized pakoras
HellIsRoundTheCorner
What's pakoras?
derpygirl
It's an "Indian vegetable fritter"
HellIsRoundTheCorner
Sounds tasty. Reminds me of a samosa kinda?
derpygirl
Sorta but more like hush puppies with being able to tell there are vegetables in there
chicamery
Yes! First thing I thought of when I saw the chickpea flour.
sunkenroad62
I grill it. So damn good. I'll brush it with a good Italian dressing. That a nice cut of meat... that's living.
WoodORama
Don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. Does just fine all by itself!
TheRealGritty
You should try using big ass mushrooms as buns for a burger. It's a game changer
RocketKokket
Yeah getting a nice char on cauli tastes so good
isetprettygirlsonfire
I love cauliflower, but not sure what vegan has anything to do with it.
theshinobi23
Vegans use cauliflower as a substitute for a lot of foods they can't have, and many try to brag about it being just as good or better.
isetprettygirlsonfire
I use it a lot in meatless dishes, but never pretend it's something else. Idk my favorite way is olive oil and tumeric
theshinobi23
My SIL is one of the vegan stereotypes that does what I previously said. It's annoying af. Cauliflower is a good sub, but not it's the same.
theshinobi23
As an omnivore, myself, I think cauliflower can be made really well in those, but by itself, steamed soft with warm butter is my favorite.
HellIsRoundTheCorner
Well when it's presented in steaks like that it's usually presented as a vegan alternative that's all.
isetprettygirlsonfire
Maybe, I'll eat it with a steak haha. How on fire are you?
HellIsRoundTheCorner
Yea to me it's a good side to a steak or a piece of fish or chicken. And I'm pretty on fire, I think
isetprettygirlsonfire
You could always be even moar on fire LOL, but I'm biased
LetumComplexo
Place near me smothers it in buffalo sauce and serves it as a vegan alternative to buffalo wings and I swear it’s damn near as food.
mezzz
Place I went to last week did this.... It was pretty damn good...
LetumComplexo
Damn near as good* stupid autocorrect.
LSwifty
Damn near as food made me laugh. I thought it was an excellent insult. But yeah, cauliflower Buffalo wings are awesome.
AnythingIsADildoIfYoureBraveEnough
It's so good. Strangely mimics the texture of chicken.
TheRicM
You don’t have to be a vegan to enjoy vegetables
HellIsRoundTheCorner
No one said that.
HellIsRoundTheCorner
Why was this downvoted? Literally no one said that
v0tary
LIES
Vidikron
Well, I mean... Not many foods aren't good when it's fried.
UnremarkablyInteresting
Yeah it on TV it's always like wow these bull testicles or rat heads taste surprisingly good, but like it's deep-fried to hell
shadow351
I had a fried peanut butter and jelly sandwich one time, it was disgusting, I almost threw it up
Daskiel91
Overcooked fried calamari, turns into leathery fish taste nonsense :p
3lv3n
Bdsm food
DragothMP5
I dunno why but that killed me. Thanks for the laugh.
3lv3n
Hey as long as one person gets a laugh out of my comments I’m happy ? I like your way of thinking
HellIsRoundTheCorner
True
TheCriticsWereConciseItOnlyTookFourLines
Beer
wherethehorriblethingsare
Go to the Texas State Fair. They'll fry everything, then the cops will say it was a gun and shoot you. Great times all around.
thefuzziestofbutts
Beer batter.
Dahliaisahedgehog
eetsumkaus
Wow, how did you find a gif of a guy saying "fried"?
PaintedSlate
Hold my...no wait, I still need this.