Thesonshade
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One you've heard before.
Aug 3, 2024 11:02 PM
Thesonshade
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One you've heard before.
LogicDude
And this thermos...
NachoPete
"I was born a poor black child."
Neurisko
My wife and I do this all the freakin time. If we're taking stuff into a different room like collecting our dishes or whatever, and we'll ad lib a list that ends with "and this lamp" or "and this remote control."
oprondek1978
Fun fact: Steve Martin ad-libbed most of that scene
Thesonshade
Watching it again after pt1 of his doc. Pull out my hardback copy of "cruel shoes"
Thesonshade
I took teh remote once. Dick move but I still have it.
NotGoodAtUserNames1
My ex brother in law took all the lightbulbs, the batteries from all the remotes, and turned the volume on everything to full blast. Oh, and he cheated on her with every one, even her friends and apparently sent a sketch message to the neighbors’ 17 year old daughter. To me, if you did the cheating, you don’t get to be petty, but it’s amazing how often that’s the case.
Thesonshade
Your ex brother put more thought into this. My remote was before phones could help. 20 years later this is my dick move.
Thesonshade
No cheating either way. She was an escort.