(Molotov) Cocktails, anyone?

Nov 9, 2024 1:17 PM

UncleMartha

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God damn incels.

They are flammable too as long as you can get them hot enough.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Your truck, my chores

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

But it won't matter. Males will beat and torture their partner and when they get enough and finally make a stand... The abused gets thrown in prison...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nothing will happen.
You have to be the change you want to see in the world.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Light a man a fire, and he'll be warm for an hour, light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pity you chose to make me do that huh?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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Amazing 🤩

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe something wasn't wired correctly...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And flamible bedding.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All talk. Nobody rose up when Roe was overturned, nobody's going to rise up now.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Yep all the guns for nothing pathetic

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean TECHNICALLY their bodies are also flammable.

2 years ago | Likes 172 Dislikes 2

Anything is flammable if you are hot enough.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I goes both ways sweet cheeks. your cock, my choice and it's Coming off. Lady's it's time to collect incel shlongs and mount them on pikes in the lawn. XD

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is like they are demanding to be stabbed in the dick.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm collecting the names and home addresses of all local law enforcement and will be publishing it. Just in case they get the cute idea that they can assist in deporting and terrorizing my neighbors.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Remember girls, we guys have an additional weak spot. Aim low and aim HARD.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Be the light you want to see in the world

2 years ago | Likes 300 Dislikes 1

Again, may they burn in the fires they have set.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Relevant image:

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Okay yeah, I can see how "Your truck, my baseball bat" or "Your house, my Molotov cocktail" are replies, which might make those guys think again. "Your face, my pepperspray" is a bit less likely to land someone in legal trouble, though.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Your face, my mace" flows a bit better. (Especially if you have a real mace.)

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I take great solace in your flammability." - Chamander.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Nothing a flare gun wont solve.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

But a great argument for woman, to put in her application for a Concealed carry permit..

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

ā€œTeach a man to make a fire and he’s warm for a night, but set a man on fire and he’s warm for the rest of his life.ā€ - Tao of Pratchett

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Everybody all like "we will kill you if you say that stuff! Female gun ownership will skyrocket!". But that dude already said that stuff and i have yet to see the memes of his lifeless body, what are you all waiting for? He already did the thing. Retaliate. Burn his house already. Don't say "i will do it" in response, just do it. They already took the first move, don't threaten them if they take a second move, punish them for the first move they took. Show them who your messing with.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Like Daniel Tosh said, ā€œI think What Would Jesus Do? So, I lit him on fire and sent him to hellā€

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

An hour ago, I found out that Nick Fuentes lives ten minutes away from me. I've never been genuinely tempted like that before.

2 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

I live minutes away from Gov DeSantis mansion

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Hey, I recently found out what neighborhood he lives in, too! It's one I'd been starting to look at moving to. So that's gonna be a no for me...

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Where does he live?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hey can I come sleep over for a few nights?

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

how long does it take for eggs to smell bad?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Slightly crack them and leave them in full sunlight and I'd say, not too long.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I bet their cars are flammable as well

2 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

And their (tiny) dicks

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Might need a tiny micro torch to hit something that small lol

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Clothes? Flammable.
Skin? Also flammable.
Hair? Believe it or not, flammable.

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

No, hair is inflammable.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I’d love to take your word on that, but…

I’ve been burned before.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Don't take my word on that, check the meaning of the word in a dictionary.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

…. Burned before.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Inflammable means flammable!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I learned that from Fergusson having a mental breakdown on Clarissa Explains It All when I was a tiny, tiny zombie.

But I don’t pass up opportunity for puns.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I must have missed this... Who, by the love of anything sacred, said that ?!?!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I can be honest, I really don't like this generalisation, "men" ....
They should be more specific: "small dicks", a-holes or "wankers".

Who says stuff like this, he's no man!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Might they stick a very pointy cactus, sideways, up his ass....

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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F about and find out!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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