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Dad, how do I get girls to like me? That's easy son, just be memorable.
Nailed it
Jan 25, 2015 4:39 PM
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Nailed it
HammyJam
SAUCE http://youtu.be/pu2qSH3y6xc
xsilentstriker
mad respect for this
NinjaSushi2
This is gold. I can't stop huhuhuing.
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
At least he got Sandy.
haiimbelle
Omfg I went to uni with this guy his names frenchy
Atill3aan
Snailed it! Badum tsss
ialwaysawwatbabyanimals
I always wondered how to spell that onomatopoeia
AudubonDriver
QWOP QWOP QWOP
helloearthlings
Frenchy?
Blacked188
That's the one!
thatclimbingguy
I heard that's called "doing the worm"
mangoshapedspace
for some reason, this made me think of
Pizzzzzza
This exfoliating sand face rub will make you look ten years younger! Or bleed, one of the two
onesharedmoment
Holy crap im laughing so hard my make up has turned me into a goth!
Lookatmyballs
You want restraining orders? Because that is how you get restraining orders.
Hurrrrrrrrr
like a worm but not
stilloldbull
Shai Hulud! May his passing cleans the world!
Rutroraggy
He should have spit or pooped when he was done.
nolubba1037
he definitely got sand in the potato salad
ThatJerkYouKnow
I feel like i could have used another 10 seconds of this or so.
KaJuN
This guy on vacation?
SpecialAgentAssbutt
I expected so many other things. But I did not expect that.
aloms
That was the only way of concealing his boner
tacoprincess
This is the only comment towards the top about that.. It'spretty obvious.
Amb1verse
Didn't notice it until your comment, it's pretty tiny
TakeYourPantsOffAndJacket
This is my approach. - http://imgur.com/izG9dnn
unicornfacecheesewedge
I favor your username.
brandnew94
Their dresses are changing colours.
ZapTap
That's compression for ya
Starchygoodness
I'll act like a werm. Bitches luv werms.
zhukoz
isn't it more like an elephant seal? lol
ishouldbedoinghw
For even more slug https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jer5fQgQ5s
StringVariable
Can't. Stop. Cringing. And. Laughing.
kittyjayde
oh god the one on the pavement D:
OscarTGrouch
Thanks for that
LoudredBragg
SNAILED IT
RobertSanchez805
SMASHING!
ManOfMuffin
*snail edit
Arc8ngel
Well played, sir.
jackasaurus32
This should be top!! XD
strongbadia
Classic Frenchy
aquatech
The dudes a legend.
Chrichelle
I was hoping other people would know who he is :)
YoureANosyLittleShitArentYou
As a girl...my curiosity would be peaked if nothing more.
alsowhatsaderp
As a human being my curiosity would be piqued.
srymissclick
as a girl ... as a girl... always these presumptuous sentence starters what is it suppose to do? enforce your ego and argument? get over ysf
TheSkeletonWar
As a skeleton, i have a bone(r)
TheForgottenMarauder
As a girl, get over yourself.
1Rogue
as a banana waffle I take offense to this comment
LarvaLamp
As a reasonable person, stfu.
Heapy
Works in any weather too! -
IndianaBone
i got the poo on me!
Ifavouriteallthecatstuff
This - needs top be top comment
MagnustheJust
{waits patiently for Canadian version}
workshop777
Yes but most effective in mud, sand and snow...
NotACanadian
Where will you be when diarrhea hits?
blonx
i love this gif
InboxMeYourGermanShepherds
"Omg, Becky! Do you remember that one time at the beach that dweeb wormed his way across the sand between us?"
NinjaCarippo
My friends and I like to describe this as "slugging" across the floor. We feel it's more fitting.
gammaraycharles
"Well, we're getting engaged!"
generalsplayingrisk
"And then past us?"
LordWok
i mean just look at her butt.
johnnyhandbags
She looks like one of those rap guy's girlfriends.
LordWok
who understands those rap guys...
YeahLinguisticsBitch
God, Becky, you're so stupid.
Sakkura
I'm pretty sure that's Taylor Swift.
KaJuN
No it's Becky.
barbarjynx
No, it's Becky
frogglesmash
SAND! SAND IN HIS EYES!
Zhyest
Beach used Sand Attack!
TheSkeletonWar
I HAVE SPECIAL EYES. MY BRAND
kowakian
And in their... eyes... too...
GoddammitMrNoodle
and in his mouth.... forever in his mouth!!
BastardOrphanSonOfAWhoreAndAScotsman
That's all I can think about
Warranty
And his NOSE!
operationfiscaljackhammer
http://33.media.tumblr.com/c1c0696cc697b6306546711d266734be/tumblr_nb6tdcQiiO1td3k3fo1_400.gif
Weeblin
I always do the movements with him
LooseCannonSpock
sh sh sha!
Curb71
POCKET SAND!
PORTUGUESETORTURING
and in the ears...uuuurgg
littlepurplebirdy01
Oh man...
PORTUGUESETORTURING
....THIS IS FROM A YEAR AGO WHAT THE FUCK
littlepurplebirdy01
STOP JUDGING ME IM SORRY THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS TO ME FUCK
PORTUGUESETORTURING
IM SORRY FOR JUDGING YOU I DIDN'T MEAN TO HOW ARE YOU FUCK
ArdentSlacker
Sand's a bit abrasive too. How raw is his skin after that?
littlepurplebirdy01
Hella.
ArdentSlacker
Well, happy new year.
littlepurplebirdy01
This literally always fucking happens. *sigh* happy new year too, buddy. (Hands drink)
ArdentSlacker
It's the internet. Real-time is optional. ^_^ Bit like getting a postcard response.
Rowanoake
"Just be yourself. " ANYTHING BUT THAT
NonExistingName
"It's not phase dad, you just gotta accept I'm a fish now"
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
But you just gestured to all of me.
UserSubmitted
Father, I am wormkin
AtalanBeardy
"Just be yourself and be funny." THAT'S MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE.
ISleptWithSomeoneFromImgurAndAllIGotWasThisStupidUsername
"'Be yourself' is the worst advice. What if I suck?" ~William Haynes
Arrrrgggggghhhh
Just be yourself, unless you can be Batman, then always be Batman.
stayfoxy
Just be yourself...no... not like that
LetsGoWVU
"Let's not be ourselves. Ourselves is a dumpster fire."
IamLauraPalmer
Unless you're a tiger.
copingcabana
Just be yourself. Unless you can be a retarded Aquaman.
menapoeka
Learning to be yourself takes trial and error.
Sittingonabigblueboxlolwtfmars
Yeah, don't be a snail. Bitches don't likes snails.
GilgameshWulfenbach
https://33.media.tumblr.com/5a1e76fa9ed3e8eb2205a975f28c3811/tumblr_n83gkyCrBv1smp165o10_r2_400.gif
humancookiedough
Thank you for this. I came looking for this
sacmagic777
as did I
GilgameshWulfenbach
I do what I can
TheFuckYounicorn
"Just be Tony Stark"
daellat
step 1 be rich step 2 be attractive (sorry rich kinda ruins the meme here but its trooth etc) step 3 ... step 4 profit!
summitshow
http://imgur.com/KUnLLnC
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Step 1: Be genious philanthropist billionare.
Strandforce
The real Step 1 is to be ANY billionaire.
relevenceisinthemindofthebeholder
that looks like rdj
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Step 2: Be brilliant scientist.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
*Genius play-boy philanthropist billionaire.
IHateTheLetterF
*Genius play-boy philanthropist billionaire super hero.
MisterMyst
*genius billionaire play-boy philanthropist.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
*penis super-boy billionathripianist.