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Jan 25, 2023 7:08 AM
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zHurk777
#1. He couldn't believe it wasn't butter. Been there, done that. - Fabio
billbobagsh0t350
#24 Oh boy...
andydicktracymorganfairchild
Well don't dress like a sexy female pigeon then.
Srcsqwrn
Hated that crab thing...
GrammarAndPunctuationNazi
#7 If he's ever caught ???
RazorAndBladeSavedTheDay
“Oh boy” -Dr Sam Beckett
AndreTheHunter
#6
Silkyninja1
Epinephilim
So like, is this a "look at all those chickens" situation or do people actually not know what a wood grouse is?
RavenBlue
Fairly certain most of the users of imgur have no idea what a Wood Grouse is. I had no idea until you put a name to it.
BeelzebobRoss
#6 Horny grouses near you. Like very near.
Pwnzistor
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_capercaillie
SonicTheBedhog
#6 that guy was raped by a capercaillie! Also appropriately called Heather Cock & Cock of the Woods.
GreatOdinsTaint
#5 An all time classic. One of the greatest memes.
relsky
I've been on the internet for a looong time, and I've never seen this. That man is amazing.
GreatOdinsTaint
You've really been missing out, glad you finally caught it!
Stuey1221
#7 reminds me of trying to clean the paint off a paint roller after decorating.
Hebbelille
If not staged, I hope they're using shampoo for sensitive skin, I'd be pissed if they did this to me with perfumed shampoo.
OlderThanTheInternet
Totally, 3000mg a week of steroids but will get mad about perfumed shampoo because he has sensitive skin ?
Hebbelille
What? Are you saying I use steroids, or that the guy in the clip has sensitive skin? Who u directing your comment at? Scalp rash is no joke.
ElizaWithAnX
I was enjoying this till the poor crab got killed:'(
BonafideHomicide
I mean, he did it to himself...
ElizaWithAnX
Oh he walked into that kitchen himself, boiled the water and then jumped in out of pure panic?
Watchman85
#4 gets me EVERY time!
FloodingWaters
Poor guy, he knew he heard it break, tested the wrong side, got confused, shrugged it off, and tried to ride it. Just top notch comedy
Watchman85
Seems like there must be a better way to "test" it than slamming it into a wall/two foot stomping it, but I don't skate so wouldn't know.
FloodingWaters
The wall slam was frustration from not landing the trick and not being able to try again. Boards make a distinctive crack when they break.+
FloodingWaters
so, testing is just short hand. He was fairly sure it was borked and was trying to finish it off. It's common for skaters to do that with
FloodingWaters
fatally damaged decks. It's fun; like a karate board break exercise. Gets the frustration out healthily, most often. Not for this guy though
NotQuiteEntirelyUnlikeTea
#24 I totally lost it at this one ?
ScottNapalm
I don't really understand who that is at the end
madjo
#24 this explains so much!
Dolenmorgul
Well no, Beckett always fixed whatever went wrong
Stuey1221
If you like #13 you’ll love this - https://youtu.be/q1uZj7OujvU
brusten0
I thought they were practicing for their “vaccine injuries”.
itsallaboutthecones
#16 I mean, what the fuck was the end game here? How difficult is it to lower the tailgate and do this properly? FFS.
jherazob
Not much of a plan
XennialDad
$20 loading fee?? No thanks, I'll just load them myself.
RavenBlue
As screwed up as it looks I think that was the plan.
A55TRICKY
They need to keep the pallet. It's a dumping technique. I do it at my job with wood all the time.
itsallaboutthecones
I get it with wood. It just seems like that's running the risk of damage to the product and the truck in this case. Why not get a deposit on
itsallaboutthecones
Pallet and require it be returned or you forfeit your deposit?
hnngh
That's a big fucking pigeon.
MasterAndPaquete
I would say it is a big normal pigeon
IThoughtThisThought
That's a big pigeon fucking.
WorkSnakes
That's a pigeon fucking big.
Shadowroxas870
The last thing the world needs is big the cat getting fucked by a pigeon
SonicTheBedhog
Cock of the Woods!
RandAIFlagg
It looks so fucking fake too lol, like if I saw that in the woods I'd think it was someone's toy at first glance
wisher1977
#6, That hawk had rape in its eyes.
SteveTheEgg
A got Wood Grouse.
Iputthebestinbestiality
Biggest pigeons we have in Norway. When they're not humping your head they're good to eat.
SirBonSama
Does it taste like normal sized pigeons or do they have a different taste to them?
Iputthebestinbestiality
Very much a game taste to them!
RyuRichmond
"Well now you're going to see what a big horny bird looks like......IN HELL!"
gablestout
#2 Me too, buddy. Me too.
PassionAggressive
You got bird fukt.
sauronater
'Are you waiting to receive my limp penis'? Story of my life
ProlapsingPrincess
Context: are people asking you that? Or you asking them? ?
sauronater
Yes
MyUsernameHas22letters
It surely must be a nice succulent meal?
AdmiralLightningrod
Chinese
PwnageHobo
Full story for the gif here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democracy_Manifest
yaddiex3
This! This is why I donate to Wikipedia!
Heisanevilgenius
Man, I like Wikipedia but I can't stand Jimmy Wales' disingenuous fundraising tactics
Goldenteckel
Thank you for the link !
Heisanevilgenius
Whoa, they solved the mystery? I'd been reading up on this back when nobody knew its origin.
redheadedrobot
Source for the distressed robot song in #13?
OxJunk
I want a succulent Chinese meal!!!
snoffler
#6 is that a giant pigeon or a tiny guy
Vyrro
Yes
Pwnzistor
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_capercaillie
SonicTheBedhog
That’s a 15 pound cock rubbing his cloaca on that dude’s head!
Humputse
Ukkometso
Sauroctonus
It's a giant grouse.
whalesong1968
#13 seriously, fucking morons!
tinydog
#22 This amuses me.
RabbiKirschbaum
Rhis guy also helps!
mihaistnc
What is this and where do i see more?
tinybartender
This is Sam Kinison, he is deceased. He was a stand-up comic in the 80s and early 90s.
tinydog
Except, we do live in deserts in the US. Phoenix is 5th in population. Las Vegas shouldn't exist.
Maitrify
Who is that? He doesn't look familiar to me
SonicTheBedhog
He looks like Quentin Tarantino.
IDontActuallyHaveUsername
Finnish comedian Ismo Leikola
stinkybuttfacemagee
Colin firth’s grandfather
tennessine
Ismo Leikola, from Finland. Here is one video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5aDB7WgTeo
lance415
fyi the copy paste story about him not paying for his meal is false. They arrested the wrong guy
lance415
https://youtu.be/tu4d_xsdNzM