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Dec 22, 2021 12:03 AM
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TheNextD117
#3
dirrrtypiratehookerrr
Watch someone talk in sunlight and youll never question that people walking and talking by your table is different than sitting at a table.
Sixsystems
Remember that time we almost had The Rona beat, but we decided to open back up to fix the economy (rich people yacht money).
GoddammitMrNoodle
and don't forget all the people who just HAD to get their hair done.
Furaigoness
I got black mirror/love, death, robot vibes from #2
Aefinn
The reason we haven't gotten a new season of Black Mirror is that the creators said they think the real life is bleak enough right now
ExistentialDreadlocks
Wear a mask while walking to your table. Alternatively, just hold your breath.
Frignificent
L'il Rona Dump sounds like a mumble rapper.
Rebullo
That's a genius idea, wish there was a way to implement it irl, like getting an email later with the cctv footage if available
wangdangdoozle
#1 I sat a dozen accounting exams during this shitshow and this particular "rule" never stopped boggling my mind...
Brendonaut
I'm double vaxxed and got the 'rona. I felt like shit for two months. Christ knows how bad it would have been if I was unvaxxed.
albertawings30001
You would have died.
algavinn
Friend of mine is one of the ultra rare: doubled vaxed, and he's been an in-patient for 3 full months. Woulda been dead AF without vacc
JoebraCommander
Had a friend still die even though she was completely vaccinated.
Brendonaut
Getting vaxxed isn't about becoming invincible. It's about taking pressure of an already overstretched health system. GET VAXXED.
Noughmad
It's also about not dying.
didyouseewhatgodjustdidtousman
Being invincible is just a bonus.
CaptSchmidtGaming
i'd say about 19 months into it we all decided it would be smarter to let the dumb people be dumb and stop fighting them. and fuck em too
rlopez2431415
I still don’t understand why you can take off the mask to eat at a restaurant, but wear one to enter and stuff. Can someone explain it to me
maryjanekelle
Because you cant put food in your mouth when theres a mask in the way. Not that masks prove anything. If you really think so im sorry.
immortalheart
The masks are to try to block spreading anything you might have. So on as you're walking through crowded dining & off sitting at your table.
StorytellingSalem
We all in agreement that “The Rona” will be the official nickname? Cool
insanemama
I prefer Dat Rona, personally
hightechpirate
Always has been
CherubCow
Geeze. Let us welcome you to March 2020 ;p
RayvinGal
Mamama my sha-rona!
JellybellyBushroot
Covefe for me
Perkunas687
I've been doing 'The Great Bubons'.
appleporpoise
Le grande boubon hon hon hon
krunchybssehku
Dang. Was hoping “The Vid” was gonna win out.
johnhamishwatson
nah, too close to "the gif" which we all know is too close to something the mods will frequently shut down
usersayswhat
Too close to vig. I don't want to pay interest on this shit
kevbot5000
I think the ship has sailed on that one my friend.
screwtheusername
The 20's rona. Ol'rona.
lighterletter
"My vi'Rona ??"
initforthespecs
lil rona x
EroticZombiePants
Rona-V
NiceGuysFinishPabst
#3 is real and I love it. 12/17/21 press briefing
lilbrother
In context though, it was an excerpt from a longer press briefing, not a standalone written statement on White House letterhead.
Lionskull
This should have been done a month after the vaccine became publicly available, not 8 months later when it's not gonna convince anybody.
pandalicious
Wow. I was skeptical but yes it totally is.
NotYourLady
Yeah that was the best birthday present I could've gotten that day ?
GadenKerensky
That's just ice cold. No fucks given.
SoSorryImNotEvenCanadian
becausesnakesandsparklersaretheonlyonesilike
Looks like you don't work in health care or have family that does ?
TurdBurglar3000
Have 3 in my family, each one of them is so fucking sick of people refusing the vaccine for bogus reasons and then filling up the hospitals.
japh
My bother's been working in clinics through this whole thing. Fuck every single person who isn't vaccinated, and +1 to the WH for saying it.
lildude52ca
this world is so conflicted. i literally watched on the news this morning that even vaccinated can receive/transmit omicron.
Serviho
ok?
therighteouspath
We already knew tht and i could explain for the millionth time how vaccination is still vastly beneficial but im tired of explaining to
therighteouspath
Idiots tht should know better by now
lighterletter
I think the messaging is divisive, just saw some libertarian memes with this instead saying "fuck all of you but fuck the unvaccinated more"
porphyre1e00
Wait, it's offensive to tell people "fuck you?" OK, Brandon.
lighterletter
It's just wild how divided the country is, and it makes me sad to see that.
BullfrogStormcroak
A successful society must make the difficult decision to divide itself from those that would drag it down. Typhoid Mary had to be exiled.
japh
What's wrong with being divisive? There's no good way to spin people choosing to kill others and harm the country.
lighterletter
I just thinks we should avoid violence against each other when the culprits are those in media pitting the people against themselves
lighterletter
They don't see it that way, they've deluded themselves into thinking it's all a conspiracy instead of incompetence, thinking they're heroes.
kakari
Yeah and public health officials were bemoaning that messaging too noting that disparaging people doesn't get shots in arms.
Smidge204
If only it were possible for an executive order to waive the moral hazards of triaging the unvaccinated to lowest priority at the ER...
Cucumberclouds
That’s a slippery slope.
IllegalDuckling
Aren't most unvaccinated people such because they are unluckily unable to, like the disabled?
ThePakistallion
It’s free.
thekingsurinal
No. It’s mostly selfishness.
putcleverusernamehere
Totally untrue. Millions upon millions have chosen to be unvaccinated
waitwuh
there are some people who have severe allergic reactions to compounds in vaccines. The vast majority of resisters are not those people :(.
CatsOrExcited
In America, sadly, that is a big nope. Maybe IllegalDuckling lives in a nice country where people got vaccinated?
IllegalDuckling
I only just learned about whatever the fuck is going on in the US. I hope you will all end up alright
emityville
Ha. Ha. HahahahaHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! God I WISH I lived somewhere where that was the case. Trumpster Hicks surrounded me where I live
skipsh2
How do you determine between the wilfully unvaccinated and the people that can't due to medical issues?
redtwostandingby
The willfully unvaccinated will have one of two very distinct hats on
VodkaReindeer
There are no people that can't due to medical issues. We have multiple vaccines so you can have another if you're allergic.
putcleverusernamehere
In a tent in the parking lot, get to them when/if there's time. No insurance accepted, cash only.
hibizcus
I can hear Aetna salivating at this idea
putcleverusernamehere
What am I missing? Insurance companies are making bank on Covid
hibizcus
Any chance to not pay for something while still racking up premium payments is a win for them
4554073
It would feed the "Death Squid" conspiracy of Obamacare. Remember hearing the parents go on about they would be killed if Obamacare passed.
VodkaReindeer
Squid is pretty far from "panels"
HedonistBeard
Yeah but they'll keep shitting that bullshit regardless so there's little reason to hold that as more important than the health benefits.
CharliePapaBravo
I, for one, am intrigued by this death squid idea.
GadenKerensky
They wouldn't dare, they'd just get turned into calamari rings.
4554073
Agree with you though.
TheYoungerChrisEvans
Don't let them in at all. They increase the risk of any building they're in.
yb5xcg22t2101
Refusing to help people is refusing to help people even when they are so incredibly selfish and/or dumb
TheYoungerChrisEvans
Its pretty awful, I know, but I've become ok with it if they're endangering others. Sometimes nature needs to run its course.
Craftylefty47
Can’t triage if they’re not allowed in ;)
gankable
They'll just treasonously enter the building anyway.
Smidge204
They can have a special seating area in the refrigerated trucks out back with the other unvaccinated.
Zaranthan
I like the meme idea of giving them tent hospitals where they get treated by people who did their own research.
strongseth
If they are unvaccinated for religious reasons, they can go to the church that signed the form.
buttplugconsumer
I feel bad for the immunocompromised and children under who can't get vaccinated. They get screwed because of all the anti-vaxxers
tootsie87
I'm bummed about the wait for the under 5s now. My 4.5 has to wait til his May birthday then. He's who I worry about. He's asd and wont mask
BlacknCrimsonRose
I had someone tell me "your vaxed, why are you still wearing a mask?" Because my immune system sucks & I have a kid that cant get it. >.<