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Jan 15, 2023 10:19 PM
Adyleigh
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servingmytimeinusersub
#4 the problem I've seen is when you tell someone and it's... Well actually that's from such and such and Era and isn't a dinosaur.
Callynd
#4 Dinobot is my favorite dinosaur. Him being an alien robot does not make him less of a dinosaur.
cybored
#1 jurASSic Park
jwillustrat
Happy cake day!
Nytfa111
#13 POLKA WILL NEVER DIE!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!!
THECosmosTerror
C'mon, Meg! Iguanodon? Really? Even if that is your fav, just lie till you know the dude better.
enbypirate
#4 I liked velociraptors before Blue made it cool
DrMissAnonymous
#3 I have a HUGE painting of this unfinished from 2012 lol fewer than few have mentioned it since in my journey. Thank you @OP!!
DrMissAnonymous
shotty814
Happy cake day!
WestieTree5
Wouldn't feel right if this wasn't here somewhere https://youtu.be/L1SKf9YU4QQ
readingcat5772
Wait wait, after your period? How do you think tampons work? Like one for all 4-7 days???
paintingagency
#29 YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD PAL
CodyBurkett
#9 oh hey, it's me and Pippin!
RigelOrionis
I saw #1 and immediately thought of you and the Pippin ?
HasteTheFool
#29 Iguanodon is a great pick. For me it's always a choice between Iguanodon and Utharaptor.
BarryTheCyborg
#4 what if I'm dead inside, but still have a favorite dinosaur?
UndeadGopher
Then your favorite dinosaur is almost certainly a Parasaur. I feel bad for you
ExpectedDickbuttGotDickbutt
#18 literally my favorite dinosaur so
Adyleigh
jhs2595
My favorite is the baryonyx.
iguessihaveto
Did anybody @CodyBurkett ?
CodyBurkett
No, nobody did, waaah.
Psilocybinaut
#22 I love Shayne's comedy (that dude has been through some zany shit!) but does he think we keep one tampon in the whole period?
Idonotkillpeoplethatismyleastfavoritethingtodo
#1 I can't tell if they're hugging or wrestling
JoshuaHarazin
#1 I too wish to hug the Velocipenguin.
AtsaMattaForMe
Macmacfire
At least one of these has a properly feathered dino. Appreciated.
Shaodyn
#1 Is he comforting this giant penguin thing, or is he trying to fuck it?
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Yes.
Adyleigh
It's clearly a size comparison
Shaodyn
Yeah, but why not have them standing side by side? This looks super weird.
Adyleigh
Because penguins are kinda hunched over looking? I dunno
Shaodyn
I stand by my statement that it looks like that dude is trying to fuck that penguin.
atomicsockmonkey
He could at least present it with a pebble first. Romance is dead.
RummageSaleBubbler
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your drawing of a "Thesaurasaurus made of a book"
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Thesaurasaurus wearing a book, volumet
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your drawing of a "Thesaurasaurus made of books"
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Thesaurasaurus made of books"
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your drawing of a "Thesaurasaurus"
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Thesaurasaurus made of a book, in styl
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Thesaurasaurus, in a glass amphora, ma
BythepowerofchristIamtheLaderlappen
#4 ceratosaurus or allosaurus? Allosaurus all the way for this guy
NefariousGoop
Saurophaganax (if valid) for name alone, and Deinocheirus, cause it's a duck with scary arms
ButtonsAreForPushing
Pachycephalosaurus. Always pachycephalosaurus, the Headbutt King.
redheadedrobot
Utahraptor! :D
CptBoomBoom
There are dozens of us! Dozens!
Adyleigh
Plesiosaurus for me!
onepinksheep
Technically not a dinosaur, though.
Adyleigh
Welp.....
TorrentialUpPour
Compsagnathus boi!
Elwendryll
Parasaurolophus!
ReignOfError
Yaaas. Best dino hands down (or up, they're flexible).
lemonstein
As always: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/monkeydactyl-may-have-climbed-using-opposable-thumbs-180977531/
lemonstein
Like, imagine a freaking flying Dino with tools. Absolutely pterifying. I'll see myself out.
Adyleigh
fandsor
Hard to pick between Triceratops and Tyrannosaurus Rex.
ZetaRayBill
Ankylosaurus! THWACK!
kaoticgirl
This is my favorite, too! I love that lil' knob 'o spikes on the tail <3
BearRaid
#2 I saw the Xmas t-Rex this year!
TheFastpaws
Nice!
Adyleigh
Definitely jealous
jetPAX89
T-reXmas
meganical
This is the history Republicans are fighting to destroy
BearRaid
They’re paranoid about other countries having WMDs (Wintery Merry Dinosaurs)
TorrentialUpPour
"The War On (Dino) Christmas"
bubblegumfaerie
/gallery/dEB4uuM same!
IAmRelevantToThis
Looks brilliant! Can’t believe I’ve never gone at Christmas. Give Suzie a treat from Lola and I!
varyael
#29 wtf, iguanadon is a great pick, that person can go fuck themselves
Santorrr
Gave me flashbacks to the movie Dinosaur
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
This is why I still play Ark
RobertTheBruise
You know that it didn't matter what they picked, right?
kozzillakilla
The user handle is “DJ Gaslight” so I imagine it’s a joke negging account.
CptBoomBoom
Talk dumb. Get the thumb.
Turdsandwich10
Nice comment
Turdsandwich10
Yeah totally agree
Turdsandwich10
Right!
Matty3D
I give it two thumbs up!
orindacinderheart10
HeWhoLies
TorrentialUpPour
At least she didn't say Dimetrodon.
Corpsemonger
I know, those are a dime a dozen.
a2s2020
That joke sailed past me
FloodingWaters
That's not even a dinosaur. If she outed herself as a synapsid gang groupie, she'd have trouble getting out of this neighborhood at all.
TorrentialUpPour
"That's not even a dinosaur."
FloodingWaters
We don't fuck with permian bitches round here.
Wickingsham
While not a dinosaur, you still gotta admit that dimetrodon is friggin' tight.
FloodingWaters
It's definitely one of the best synapsids. I'll give ya that.
paladindansesgirlfriend
TorrentialUpPour
Your username is the best.
Sonicschilidogs
Mess with the iguanodon, get the thumb in the neck
JayDeeDubs
RummageSaleBubbler
...including avian dinosaurs
JayDeeDubs
Which are dinosaurs. Phylogenetically and chronologically, T. Rex is closer to the birds in your yard than to stegosaurs for instance. The
JayDeeDubs
Only reason to consider birds a different group is an overabundance of familiarity.
Tyrann01
Bingo! Now the question is, should birds be classified as reptiles?
IceWeaselX
All the reptiles I've eaten have tasted like chicken...
JayDeeDubs
Technically yes, I suppose, though it gets messy. We're all ray finned fish by one way of thinking
BaWitda
Either birds are in or crocodiles are out.
Sonicschilidogs
Yes, that's not even a question, if you want to make reptiles a monophyletic grouping it must include aves
wibbIywobbIytimeywimey
My dumb friend is missing the joke
oddmog
If dinos were around on mass everywhere right now, we might not be in for the best time
DiscipleOfKermit
Isn’t that part of the most recent Jurassic movie?
jimfalconer611
We don’t know that, maybe dinos love to party
JayDeeDubs
The dino watching you right now:
TellusEidolon
KileyBarker
Humans have already lost wars to dinosaurs!
oddmog
I mean, people make fun of the emu war but yeah
JayDeeDubs
Dinosaurs didn't actually all go extinct, because birds are dinosaurs. And birds live everywhere.
Megapyton66
Thank you!
Taalii
But we want the BIGosaurus. Other than just gators/crocs. I say we, I prefer not being squished honestly.
11Weasel11
I live in Florida with invasive lizards. Thank God they aren't the size of SUVs. We would all be dead.
JayDeeDubs
Gators and crocs are more distantly related to dinosaurs than birds by quite a bit. And while I would love to see some big dinos too, I love
JayDeeDubs
That they aren't all gone at least.
RandomName24601
Does that one dude think we put one tampon in at the start of our period and leave it there until it's over?
RobotHouse
Thank you! I was like...After my period?
aticklepickle
Get a TSS Trex today!
betterthanexpected
You mean it's not like the cabin air filter in a car? Every six months?
Psilocybinaut
I should have scrolled first and I'd have seen you said the same thing I did. I love Shayne but... "after our period"?
CarlottaVonSprockett
Jumbo tampon. Holds gallons of blood.
randomflyingfucc
You mean a mattress?
janeQdoe
"Gallons of blood" holy shit ?
StripedHunter
Also, when it's all bloody, are we really going to be looking to see what dinosaur it is, instead of just flushing it?
RandomName24601
They don't disappear. No matter how far they get, they always end up somewhere, clogging things that really shouldn't be clogged
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
Flushing it??? You do the decent thing and stick it to the shower wall for your wife to find.
handsmcfeeler
Maybe you would if you knew there was a surprise dino coming?
iktome99
Bru...
pointeless
On behalf of plumbers everywhere: please don't flush tampons
StripedHunter
I don't actually use tampons, but I thought they got flushed. Thank you for the advice xx
BonafideHomicide
TIL WHAT THE HELL WHY DO THEY MARKET THEM AS BEING FLUSHABLE!?