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Imagine how quietly this guy could sneak up on you with those mitts
Jan 31, 2016 8:33 AM
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TCTom
My house cat can draw blood without trying. This kitty would MAUL you.
Arminerino
ID touch the paw
cakebythepound
those are beautiful murder mittens
Mini007
Jesus those are big jellybeans!!!
SirDistic
5/7 would still nuzzle his belly with my face. Even if if was the last thing I eve
henrietta8915
spots
swirley0s
Murder mitts.
MorganFreemanIsGod
Is your cat too loud? Kitten mittens!!!!
TheOnlyCanadianWhoDoesNotLikeHockey
MrPredator
https://siblingandcharybdis.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/time4tickles.jpg
testingg
Did you know jaguars are just leopards or some shit like that. You can see the spots
FloodingWaters
SIR PURR!!!!
JustMare
Here kitty,kitty, kitty! :)
AfricanBumDisease
I browse the internet and think I want a girlfriend, I browse Imgur and know I want a companion.
starrychloe
Black panther is a melanin leopard.
leeksbeetsandberries
Murder Mitts!
Cobber16
Imagine the damage he could do to you with those mitts
Munchman347
Well, Mai'q thinks you have big butt...
ScaleScentedAnalDildo
I want to pet it, but but enough to test if it's the "precisely X tummy rubs and then I'll bite/claw" type.
Chesho
I wanna snuggle with those mitts.
KatCatKittyKatCat
How Diablo became Spirit- Google! Worth the trip on the feels train!!!
IgotsWorm
Freemage69
Fuck, he's behind me right now, isn't he?
SauceBot
Mitts is a surname.
flipflopfeeling
I feel like this guy should be imgur's cat tax officer. Make sure you post your cat returns or he'll be paying you a visit.
saleenowner
That's like in futurama. Pay your taxes or you can have a yearly visit with the pain monster!
starrychloe
Because taxation is always enforced with violence. Literally theft.
mathlovingkitten
I like how you can see his spots from this pic
marcofossil
Yes indeed. So it's an African-American leopard.
morsaxoris
his/her fur is SO beautiful!
MileHighLivin
Imagine the hard yet soft *FWOMP* as it hits your cheek, just before the razor-sharp 3 inch claws explode out and tear through your jowl.
Wish2be
The hell is a jowl
MileHighLivin
Austria
I'd rather not.
ironrooster
Imagine being surprised that your last thought was "Wow, they smell like corn chips".
testingg
I get it
testingg
You said jowls
testingg
I know it's a real word. I love using it
FIERYSHITS
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/jowl
jeridp
Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur...
MrFoxFang
I need to hear this when I'm sick.
ikbenlike
Such a cute killer kitty
CultureVulture
Hate this show
LowSpeedHighDrag
Sneaky kitty, evil kitty, mur mur der
thebestimgurian
You Sir, are a winner !
LexBryant1995
Oh, that's perfect
chbarts
Mur mai dur
samsonguy920
Imagine how quietly this guy could slap you down with those mitts.
losvegas
Imagine how quietly this guy could rip your intestines out of your abdomen with those mitts.
theblackcanaryyy
What'd the five fingers say to the face? SLAP! Hahahaha I'm so lonely...
PeteyGray
HOW CAN SHE SLAP
tygerpsimatrix
Don't have to imagine - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZgklu52Rus
ASquirrelNamedLloyd
I'll slap you silly!
xzxw
You'd be like BLEP and then ded.
IdRatherNotSay
It'd probably be rather loud
Ponden
with all the screaming I imagine so
samsonguy920
Surprisingly, the sound being heard would be from the one being slapped.
IdRatherNotSay
Those pads do look like they absorb sound pretty well.
ikbenlike
Except the screaming of the victim
NINJACHICKEN007
AHHHHHHHH, ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO HELP ME OR WHAT!? D:<