shakinmyhead
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2 out of My 5 roommates Like to throw parties and by doing so they drink a lot. I don't wanna give the amount of it a number so let us leave it with that. I woke up this morning and they were complaining about a pain in the Liver-area and having it checked. Then one of them Turned into inspector clouseau and asked where it could have come from. The response was:"well, i took yesterday a dirty fork from the sink, that was it for sure!"
MrLaCeD
Ops second reaction
ezekiahjones
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VenerateThisGuy
Reasons I stopped drinking vodka excessively. :(
SarcasticMostTheTime
At least he didn't wake up with a dildough in his ass
MrLaCeD
Is that like a hard breadstick?