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More d&d on the d&d wagon?
https://imgur.com/gallery/MgPU9ej
WeirdandOdd
#1
maximuffin2
Bard: "I'll charm it" *starts playing Battery by Metallica*
DarkBeerPotato
I will always upvote d&d.
LookingForWorkInColorado
The real life photo of #1 is also a fivehead.
mikmeh
My daughter calls her "angry Belle"
mydogisdabest
https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/belle-doll-fail-emma-watson-flickr-1484341893.jpg
FierceKitty
We all know the bird is the npc trying to sell the guy.
MattMcC980
Man I wish I could play but my retarded ass cant even find a group on roll20
Taltaron
I DM a group on rolegate if you would like to try.
deweydefeatstrumanagain
A friend crit failed an intelligence check to read something and now he can't read anymore
HellMutt
Last picture sums up my bard, except once when I had to use a spell to prevent a TPK
Hnetu
#9 is my life.
DarkSock
When her head game on point
DeltaBladeX
https://imgur.com/r/DnDGreentext
TheFastpaws
My mother fell for that crap in the 90s. Fuck news stirring shit up just to do so.
HoraceHorseCollar
FilthyRapscallions
#1, someone is probably sitting on 10,000 of these things.
cannonesshannah
Fake news has always been a thing.
Bmxtucker
#1 5Head
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One of my favorite comments from an old game I played in, where the player (a rogue) had been challenged to a duel by a nobleman: "Is he
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wearing armor?" DM: "No, he's in normal clothing." Rogue: "I aim for his dick. *rolls* 20." DM: "You win the duel by stabbing his junk."
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Noble: "*groaning* You...you have no honor!" Rogue: "You caught me in your house stealing all your stuff during a party. Of COURSE I don't."
RachTrap
ah yes, who can forget the spell, fairy faire. Quite a festive spell.
wamccarthy
So where can I watch this cartoon where a five-headed dragon-god melts the characters into the floor in episode 5?
gaidinbdj
The cartoon was literally called Dungeons & Dragons. Ran for a couple seasons back in the 80s.
Gamemaster64
#13 So Darkest Dungeon?
CarnivorousManatee
Emotional damage for days, lay it on me. But don't take my hit points.
Allanonshea1
I mean isnt psychic damage emotional damage? Thats just cutting words right?
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
Also a few others. Shadow Blade makes a blade of psychic damage that you can slash people with.
Ninjafrog
Yeah I need those to loot and stuff.
Someonewithanidioticallylongname
The first one just looks like if Justin Bieber and Emma Watson had an incest baby
SomeCrazyNerd
What is #2 from? Whp are these characters?
fluffleupagus
I don't know names, but here's the artist: https://twitter.com/Killtasticles
Desertwanderer
That third to last one made me want to not upvote. Gd that cropping is terribad
Milkolm
#19 This map was in the DM’s guide
killtasticles
If you wanted to see the map all you had to do was ask. Artist is yours truely, thank you for liking my stuff https://twitter.com/Killtastic
Otempurrrra
Is the comic in reference to something or is it an oc comic
MarkPenrice
I'd be happy just knowing the gender of all the characters. Otherwise it's a fairly straightforward "ha, halflings are short" gag.
killtasticles
No it was a commission piece. I made up the dialogue based off the characters and how they interacted with one anouther
KlyntTalks
It says the account doesn't exist
LoadsOfMana
looks like its actually https://twitter.com/killtasticles
killtasticles
Apologies Take a look at Kill (@Killtasticles): https://twitter.com/Killtasticles?s=09
Gradwin
probably meant https://twitter.com/Killtasticles
HankHell2400
Love D&D dumps. Maybe I'm just not up on the latest editions, but why are Tieflings now a shield-to-the-face for other players?
Taltaron
I think we old school players are tired of edge lords. It used to be drows, now it’s tieflings.
Geckuro
I always play tiefling edgelords tho ;-;
MadMontyMN
Kenku bards it is!
BigDaddysMeatWagon
This right here. I also don't like dragonborn. They're a monster race and everyone knows it.
ImAdoctor
And they suck hard, worst race
nofeeblechrist
Fuck warforged too.
cyndarrus
i was unaware tieflings were edgelords, all the tieflings ive seen played are just tricksters or normal people
MrKoops
My last tiefling was a librarian sent on a task to collect rare books. She fought primarily with finger guns (Fire Bolt).
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Female drow cavaliers riding unicorns and dual-wielding lances. :)
HankHell2400
Ohh, okay. I guess I wouldn't know; my last tiefling was a flamboyantly gay warlock and specifically chose a fey/faerie pact. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
alabastergiant
I had a player do that, but with the star pact.
Taltaron
Bard?
Cammo353
You might like the Fey-Touched Tiefling homebrew on DnD beyond
AtlanticPENUMBRA
fantasyprone
I don't know any edgelord tieflings, just extremely aesthetic™ and queer ones. my tiefling is a heavy-metal-themed bard
CantStopTheRock
That sounds like a bard with extra steps.
tirusr
I once had a bard that drew the card of aliment reversal (deck of many) and multiclassed warlock. Best evil character I ever had.
AdmJota
Does the card of aliment reversal make you barf up your last meal?