Repost of jokes I tell me kids

Aug 18, 2020 2:56 AM

Arcanoodledriver

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How did they know it was bedtime at Micheal Jackson’s house ? When the big hand touched the little hand .

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These are terrible, horrible, rotten jokes. I enjoyed them a lot!

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Thx OP! My son loves corny jokes. He's at boot camp and I needed more to send in letters. These are perfect!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can anyone explain the termite one to my friend? He’s tired and sorta hates me right now

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

has a whole 2nd meaning in southern Germany and Austria...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These are great.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I hate it,

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do you get a frog off your car's back window? Use the rear defrogger!

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90 degrees celcius?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve never been clear on how people know they hit the front page

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You get a notification from Imgur that your post has made most viral.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's brown and sticky?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A stick

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

A Buddhist Monk walks into a Pizza Shop and asks, "Can you make me one with everything?"

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's the difference between a moodle and a badoodle? Skaboodle!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Out of the jokes here, this shouldn't have gotten the biggest laugh out of me. I guess it helps that I can hear him say it in my head.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I understand that reference! +1

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

don’t steal my jokes! they were for CORAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 1

Zombie 2: Electric Boogaloo

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What is this movie?

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Prison Stay 2: Even Stayier

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Battle toads II - return of the toads

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Firefly Season 3

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Evil Dead part 3

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I concur.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So How Long Is A Chinese Name

6 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

Had to say it aloud to get it. I chuckled

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't. Get. It.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, it is.

6 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

Long Man

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hu's on first.

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After 15 years and now that I became a father I get it.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Welcome to The Dad Club !

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

They drag on?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"So How Long" is a series of words that could be read as a Chinese name.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im embarrased of how long it took me.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Where did How Long take you? Did he pay for dinner? Was he gentle? Are you seeing him again?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We went for drinks, split the bill. Nice guys but we decided to go our separate ways.

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