Arakon
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We met just before Christmas. I took her home.
On my bed, she let me undo her straps.
She slowly undressed for me.
She was beautiful.
We were happy, even browsed imgur together.
I even bought her lingery.
Then, one day, I came home early. And caught her with the skinny french guy from next door.
I went nuts, I grabbed a knife and..
And then I was stuck with a body. I could think of only one solution.
Help me, imgur. What do I do now?
DarthieVader
ate*
reverendfixxxer
That is the sexiest thing I've seen all week.
thearabthatgaveyoupototoesthatonetime
Cool cheese.
Parrila9
Genial !
EmberFoxx
Oooooh, it's CHEESE! I thought it was a bowling ball until slicing and eating came up
DwayneElizondoMountainDewHerbertCamacho
Confess your sins, and cheeses will save your soul.
BestSodaNA
What the fuck am I reading?
BassTapir
A cheesy soap opera in Imgurian form.
gretchensaurus
I was so confused until the end. I had no idea what that blob was.
skurdistani
I thumbed up purely for the last the words...."I ated it" hahahah
deCongalton
Ated.
RichardServello
Cheesy
MisterBunny
It took me a while to figure out why you were eating your curling stone. I realize now that it's a cheese.
mltex
"Knock knock. Who's there? Cheese! Cheese who? Cheese you're a cute girl!" - How the skinny French guy ruined your relationship.
vallerox
You go through the trouble of digesting the evidence and then you post more evidence on the internet. Bold move Cotton.
ImLosingMyEdgeToBetterLookingPeopleWithBetterIdeasAndMoreTalent
Can we stop all the pun comments on every post. They are just getting annoying now. We get it, some cheeses can be used in place of words.
abiologist
+1 for lingery
GeologyGirl
It's unfortunate this ended so badly, I would've gladly been your third wheel...
IAmTheLordOfChaos
Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to dis a brie? I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
TheThirstyMoose
Does EVERY picture really need zoom? really?
WoolUndies
I don't understand why that's a problem.. No one's forcing you to zoom, right? Cause if someone is, let me know, and I'll call the cops asap
TheThirstyMoose
no but it does make it take an extra long time to load and therefore see the content
Arakon
If they didn't zoom, someone would complain that they need zoom.
BassTapir
You can never have too much zoon on nice cheese.
thelesone
eat her
newblueshoes
this couldn't brie any funnier
EverythingGoesToHellAnyway
Radenix
CHEESUS CHRIST, I WANT ONE!
Timexican
http://www.amazon.com/pal-PP0562-Cheesus-Christ-Cheese/dp/B00913KLVA/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1388306260&sr=8-1
AlistairKing
You're welcome, 69 point comment
SwedishMemezBloke
1 like = 1 pray
keheight
I think this cheese has been preyed on enough.
Odincdaj522004
I was trying to figure out from the first picture if it was a piece of fucking cheese. And I was right. I wanted to be wrong I DON'T KNOW Y
Arakon
For those who care about a good cheese: It's Edam. And it's edam good.
LadyWidebottom
Edam is always good.
StewPedasso
Edam up.
quespadilla
+1 for "ated."
akagato
ATED, REALLY?
OfficialJimmieRustlers
Ruined the post for me :<
BassTapir
Psst! I think it was on purpose.
ILikeCoke
It's lolcat-speak.
Arakon
Yay, someone recognized it.
ithinkmycatisbatman
nice slide. ;)
pyrobob4
Fuck you, Francois!
JustSomeGuy44
no, this is patrick
LordChappers
Ya canibalistic surrender monkey!
Nickicipi
Dancois.
LongUsernamesAreCoolUpToaCertainPointWhichIHaveAlreadyPassed
Dancois, glorious!! BTW, Is it wrong that I read your name as Nick with the last part of Mississippi?
Nickicipi
It's a truncation of my last name, so people call my mom Mrs. Cipi... Mississippi
SkippingDisc
This is a Gouda story. I Havarti made up my mind to +1. I won't String out this comment, but I'll Grate it down. In short, You're a Whiz.
NoNoPowerRangers
stop
TheRicM
Stop being so cheesy man
Deadnotsleeping2
That wasn't as Brie f as it Gouda been. You muenster.
Denvercoder09
This is grate...
sirenx8
You're a sharp thinker
byrdisthew0rd
cheese
HowManyFuckingTimes
Did you just.
ReverendLovejoy
These are awesome. I'm bleu I didn't think of them. I wish they had a curd to me
Guod
hmm?
OPgetmypun
It could've had a feta ending.
HotMilky
I wish I camembert more cheese names so that I could make more cheesy cheese puns. Guess I'm just not Krafty enough.
CarmelChewy
Masterful
CyberAkuma
I just felt blue after reading it :(
tooblase
Ha... beacuse it's cheese
madeinchinadino
...ard Harry!
MrsDrWho
I want to make all of the puns, but I can't get past "lingery."
TheJDizzle
Good god, man! Are you crazy? A pun that powerful could have killed us all!
lastminutepanic
GF said "Up vote that now!" Well played, sir.
iliketotellabsurdconspiracies
This gouda been cheddar.
IDriveAMinivan
Ricotta move on folks. Skippingdiscs has this covered.
themoonmadeofbarbequesparerib
"lingery"
springboobsquirepin
I know right? It's totes "lahnjeray"
blitherypoop
I think I worked with him at Kmart
Arakon
Hey, I was upset at the cheesery of my situation. Besides, english (or french for that matter) are not my native language.
Cerinna
It's Dutch, isn't it? :)
Arakon
Close. German actually.
Cerinna
So how'd you come by a Dutch cheese? :)
Arakon
Christmas gift from a friend that knows me a bit too well. I love me some good cheese.