RiotousSinner
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Jun 23, 2026 9:48 PM
RiotousSinner
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notblubber
C'mon now - it was ths vandals! /s
karashu2000
zOriginal
DeepThought42
NothingPrince
I like the videos of him driving on it with his entire staff in very heavy cars
bexxMaker
Tsugumi2me
PhloydPhan
I'm not sure who would have a lower IQ, Trump measured right now or JFK measured immediately after Dealey Plaza...
MrStealYourGiF
Jackie's dress also in contention because it had at least a teaspoon of brain on it.
Nanntuckett
Not even outwitted. Just didn’t listen to anyone telling him what would happen.
Tsugumi2me
TheCunningLinguists
DeepThought42
Resistance1000
#1 But he only has the brain of an amoeba.
AlwaysCloudyInGermany
I'd rather see him as the first president who gets assassinated at the job and everyone is glad that he is dead.
Oh and 5 minutes later all of Trump family getting locked up for life for all the fraud they have committed
siwoti
DeepThought42
Poestis
GigantamaxHonker
he is filled with shit. his brain is shit. He is so full of shit that he needs diapers because the shit keeps pouring out. every word from his mouth is shit. trump=shit. I just took a huge trump in toilet. it was biggest bigly bigly bigly big shit in world after orange shitstain called trump. Fuck I want him gone! someone pls luigi him!
shdon
#1 to be fair, I'm pretty sure Trump's "brain" qualifies as a single-celled organism.
Oblok
#1 Monroe and Jackson both died of Tuberculosis, so Trump's in third place (can't even win that).
luckydayhws
Didn't even take a single cell to incapacitate FDR though.
Oblok
Considering he won the presidency four times while suffering, I'd say he bested it. If only we saw that kind of perseverance today. :|
NeverEnoughFoxes
William Henry Harrison died of typhoid, so Trump would be 4th place.
kurastwolf
Garfield died of the infections from his gunshot wound. So 5th.