So terrified..

Jan 10, 2021 5:48 PM

I have ibs-d, I'm pretty sure, but my GI doctor wants to explore the Trainwreck that is my colon, just to be sure. Send toilet paper and wet wipes plz.

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mytoiletwillneedanexorcism

colonoscopy

awkward_seal

I've had three. During the 'prep' just look the nurse in the eye and ask her if she comes here often.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's all about what you eat and what you don't eat before. and witchhazel wipes and a bidet are your best friends for the next couple days.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You will have an explosive point of view

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whoever called that stuff "Go Lightly" needs a swift kick in the coin purse.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

So what you're telling us is... you're preparing your anus?

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A few holes in the top of a plastic bottle makes an excellent “hikers bidet” spray down the situation then dab dry.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You should invest in a bidet. They’re like a party on your bum!!!

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Diaper rash cream. I highly recommend it. After several hours of the “prep” it was a godsend.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

It's not as bad as people say. I mean it is but not. I recommend wet wipes and dab don't wipe. Don't flush the wipes. It'll be worth it.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I got one at 32 yo and they found polyps doctor said I would have died of cancer by 50 it wasn't found.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah colonoscopy prep sucks. I have crohns. Loads of fun.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Oof.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Dr said not to go more than 25 ft from the toilet after drinking the magic soda pop. Good luck.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Puts a damper on the rest of the day to say the least

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ima need some mega imgur dumps

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

STAT!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0