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I drove someone to a college campus and realized for the first time everyone there looks like babies. Too old to be thinking of college girls. Old enough for a teacher fetish! Awww yis!
cyanideremark
Librarians can cross the gamut. Keep your options open.
Sulexar
The sudden switch from 'hot' to 'definitely too young for me' was a jarring life event.
Intravert101
When you realize that the 50% + 7 rule doesn't even feel right anymore.
UserNamesArentEasy
burpwind
Careful, some of those teachers are young too.
Mazzy94
pickledpete1337
hah it happens to all of us
MrYazzieYazz
You’re never too old for college girls. I live in a college town and they make up the majority of the dating pool. Most like a stable guy that doesn’t mind paying for dinner and a movie.
iggylights
I work as a stagehand at a college theater. Most of our shows are not student related but when I do work with students it makes me feel really old.
PauliePlaysPoorly
Wait til you see your first 45-50 year old and think, Ooh that's hot. You are now officially old.
Taltos111
Gives me something to look forward to 👍
PauliePlaysPoorly
It'll surprise you ;-)
RedTwoX
Wifey taught High School for about 15 years. I still play Van Halen's "Hot For Teacher" for her ;-)
charondaboatman
Ha! Me too! Your wife, mine’s not a teacher. /jk
Hotsauceman
Hey, @OP… guess what I do?
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Turd burgling apprenticeship?
astroxc
Make hot sauces??
eoyorre
Library teachers hubba hubba
SignedEpsteinsMother
You mean librarians?
hektorthesecond
Teachers of library science!
Nuggetti
Oh you mean like Angela White?