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nisus8
Ewan McGregor is so amazing.
greggor
MightyIink
I'll take this over a capital riot any time.
LehmanParty
My personal hero was man who ate a whole $6.00 rotisserie chicken from Costco at the cafeteria tables
SpeakerToMeat
Wait, eating a whole rotisserie chicken is a special ability? Wow... Yeah... People who are able to do that are surely freaks... <.<
TheLeanWolf
I might also show up to watch Obi-wan eat a chicken..
HalfPintKatie
EAT THAT!!
RandomDude74575
dang it, i was squinting and face in the monitor trying to read the flyer... then i scrolled down and...
shawnmilo
Huge pet peeve of mine as well.
beautifulbiscuits
Did the man and the chicken suit want to be eaten? This is how you get eaten.
Syko73
Man eating chicken!
TotallyNotASerialKiller
A rotisserie chicken sounds good right now…
FelonyRaptor
Ok wtf am I playing music for if eating a rotisserie chicken draws a bigger crowd than all my gigs from the last ten years did. Combined.
kaylabuns2
Time to learn how to play the rotisserie chicken
MBTerrorKitten
I love living in the silly.
MetroidPrimeHesTheBest
Come to Philly, we have a bad wrap but in reality we just like to get weird all the fucking time.
linexnewt
I feel sorry for the coming generations, having to listen to their grandparents desperately try to explain to them how 'hilarious' it was go to watch a guy eat a chicken back in '22.
WoodORama
TheGoudaKaramazov
I can, and sometimes do, consume an entire rotisserie chicken in 5 minutes with just my hands and face. Earned me the nickname "The Dingo." It's unique, but I know I should not be proud.
CakeClub
Go fuckin birds
USSBigBooty
Chicken man better be careful! https://youtu.be/I0eZwpHtcK4
weidermeijer
It WAS a party.
crosseyedpainless4547
TurboCartoonSmuggler
"40th consecutive rotisserie chicken" - this guy sexes
sarahsaurroar
I love it when people are weird and just....all gather to be weird together.
kaylabuns2
this could be the world we live in but noooo, i have to go sit in front of a computer all day
MandalorianHybrid1
Just the kind of weird/random/wholesome shit people need sometimes.
Alistairetheblu
njessup1992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovaY1KlQRi4
Orion371
I'm at work and busted out laughing when I saw that sign.
igooutsidesometimes
IliveIdyeIliveagain
Saker82
People are embracing absurdity for the slightest hint of joy in these trying times.
SubFreezo
cptwott
ThankYouForYourTime
He said “this is not a party” and it worked like the not so secret password that it is.
skincancerisfun
It was a hurricane.
BigIdeas
I think he had to add that to keep the cops from breaking it up.
SimianSeminar
Great little bit of CYA 🤌
slack3rdav3
SnapKylePop
A man's gotta eat.
guitar3544
Look, there's a lot of bad shit in the world, and every now and again it's nice to just do something stupid and funny for the sake of it.
WaffleNipples
He said “it just felt right.” - https://www.foodnetwork.com/fn-dish/news/philadelphia-chicken-man-alexander-tominsky
ChupaChena
It's a nice ridiculous and random distraction from all of this *gestures vaguely*
Drix1942
CakeClub
Philly
DukeDarkwood
Does there need to be a reason? Why did Josh start the Josh Fight? Why did people actually gather at the place from xkcd 240? .... The better question is "why not?" Spontaneity is what keeps this world from being boring.
mostlyrottenadvice
Does he eat the whole chicken as in bones and all?
PutItInNeutral
Bones and all.
HonestCommentFarmer
He spits the bones out after eating it whole ala Donald Duck.
PapaSloth
I'm unsettled by a duck eating chickens. But I'm perfectly fine with consuming human flesh.
ShenanigansForHireExperiencedBeerTasterAndCraicFacilitator
RichardNunez
EXACTLY what I was thinking!! 🤣🤣🤣 Look at the size of the maggots on that meat!! 🤮
jenw
Perfection
Putitinyomama
I like to eat what’s soft enough. Wing tips, back, neck. Tasty eatin’
areyouelonmusk
The bones are the money!
RVAALLDAY
Hahahhahaha dude that show is so fucking unhinged
ThickMilky
And their money are their BONES!
areyouelonmusk
And so are the worms
kwyjjibo
I knew a guy who brought a half of a rotisserie chicken to work everyday for lunch. Ate everything. Cartilage. Bones. Everything. Crunched it all down. Don't know how healthy it is, but its doable.
Mokisan
Some people (especially lactose-intolerant) eat the bones for calcium. I have Asian and Jamaican friends who do this.
betwitched
How are their teeth??
Mokisan
Fine. The bones are hollow, and grind up fairly easily. I'm always worried about splinters or shards, but they don't seem to have any problems.
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
That’s… some kind of energy. I don’t know what kind, but certainly some kind
Alistairetheblu
energy fueled by the chicken, obviously
Myowngrampa
This kind
Lutefiskdumplingtaco
The bones are for rectal use only, not eating
YpsilantiRomani
If you pressure cook it properly the bone will crumble & you will have a very small risk the bone becoming shards
VosperOfAntarctica
As long as the entire chicken is inside him!
Szj2
Actual LOL
Lutefiskdumplingtaco
Suuure he does it and he gets a crowd cheering him... I eat 3 and they have the cops show up, Taze me and drag my greasy ass out of the safeway
monkeyshines
This is the way
SmashedYourGlasses
fuck da police
Jaqdakloun
That was you ?!?!!
Quizz25S
"Do what you will for I have already won"
I0VE525P00GE
He’s not naked or masturbating in public when he does it.
Zetor
Classic rookie mistake
Ithinkimbetterthanyousometimes
It's all in the details
Hashbrown123
I'm sorry, I thought this was America.
justanotherdoug
Noob
madflenser
PinPointSnarkuracy
You don't?
Orionsdick
You sound just like my yoga instructor
Cruelroullette
Slacker
WarlockWithNoPatron
There's a man I work with who claims to have used chicken grease as lube. I try not to talk to him much.
HerrHat
Did he tell you who was pegging him at the time?
Silversalvation
I had a coworker tell me he never buys expensive sex toys when he has a jar of mayo and a microwave. Hilarious but I am still not sure if he was joking.
ACatnippedKitty
Then he's not doing it right
TheFleshItBurns
Genuinely made me lol
Closetnuzzlepuzzla
Same thing happened to me except I was at Woolworths (Australia)...also I wasn't 'eating' the chickens...
VitaminP6
Well if you stop greasing your ass it might be a little tougher for them to drag you out what with the extra friction.
iBasedComedy
Less grease? HA! The only way to go is more grease. They can't drag him out if the can't get a hold of him.
0verkillTnR
This is why you lubricate
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
Safeway chicken is the best, though.
testzero
Maybe if you did it 40 times in a row...
SephSakuran
Got to remember to pay for them mate…
mymidlifecrisiswasat23
Also, as someone who was a college student: I’ve seen friends live off of $5 Costco turkeys…daily, canned tuna, eggs, ramen, For years. This is nothing new. If you think I’m hating, I’m not. Some people don’t have a choice to make a mockery out of low price affordable meals. Downvote me
BHPaperstacks
I make ok money but I spend so much of it on food lol. I don't own much but I eat like a king.
undercoverles
You can’t tell me what to do >:[ you’re getting an upvote! (Also that was me for a number of years)
mymidlifecrisiswasat23
You rock