This day, 2015, Barack HUSSEIN Obama invaded Texas, in Operation Jade Helm. All white people were forced to accept James Brown as their personal Lord and Savior.

Jul 18, 2026 11:14 PM

P.S. if you aren't old enough to remember this - go look it up. You think republicans only got stupid when Pedolf Shitler showed up, I got some news for you.

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I bet he fed all of his prisoners of war hamburgers with... with... spicy mustard! THE VILLAIN! And you just know all the guards were dressed in tan suits. Vile!

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And the t-shirt was made in China.

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I remember raphael cruz and governor hot wheels fanning the flames knowing full well they were spouting bullshit. Even chuck norris starting sounding like an old ass infowars correspondent.

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Wasn't the "Hussein" thing DJT anyway? (not saying he invented it, because he's not that original)
But no, I remember this nonsense being a problem for a while

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@OP I remember ?2

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Look, if this had happened, we'd all be better off down here. He would have fixed the power grid and kicked Hot Wheels outta his chair.

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I'm not saying "please invade me Obama-san" but I'm thinking it REALLY LOUDLY

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He used Wal-Marts as concentration camps. They brought the prisoners in using the secret tunnels that connect all Wal-Marts. It was the darkest moment in our history.

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the secret instructions and directions were on the BACK SIDE of the traffic signs

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Far from it! That you ignore and omit Tan Suit Gate and Dijon Mustard Gate makes me certain you're a deep state actor!

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And Arugula Gate

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