Nov 29, 2020 5:09 PM
OhMyYoureSexxy
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lol
funny
reaction
kids
beautiful
Smacketywack
This garden has many face plants.
TimmyNG
did she land the trick?
Floofyboi318
That was a beautiful wipeout
lifeisadadjoke
As skiing falls go, the scorpion is a good mark, but only losing two pieces of equipment is a big penalty. Source - 40+ years of skiing.
Bouttecriss
6/10
fredbloxx
pity they no longer have kneecaps.
Nastywobbles
Aw yes the patented face grind, should get to the finals with that move.
Slaughterhouse66
I'm a little behind on my skater terms, but i believe that's called a nosegrind.
This comment is not getting the credit it deserves. I’m upset I did not think of this.
pgkobrien
Great call on the crash and burn.
BLACKHAWK6901
YARD SALE!!!!!!
TheLeanWolf
Pizza'd instead of french-frying.
PrinceAsh1taka
Aaaw! Is she okay?
misterpickypants
It's a child they're made of rubber
Aethora88
Yeah she got ice on it right away.
CaptainHanderpants
It'll buff out
diregamer
Well she grounded down the rough spots already so just a light polish should be necessary
AgentPothead
GlitchKs
Never go full Scorpion!
pablovinos9000
That's a scorpion face grind.
bonniecarusoart
That kid’s poor poor face
EvPointMaster
"See, you pizzad when you should have french fried"
ElPresidente99
ProcrastinatorMasturnater
This is why I just cruise trails, I'm not trying to murder my face
Katabare
I dont understand title
JessSpile
Going full scorpion is a term for having your feet almost touching the back of your head. Makes you look like a scorpion.
I do that every Friday night
scooterGhbCA
That’s what happens when you teach your kids to ski instead of snowboard
SleepyGary
Then when they catch the nose on the box they'll just do a sweet tame dog instead!
Spookyghostnipples
Full send
Onthefrontpage
Frontside fakie-headslide. 10/10 sick
donderpdiggler
SEND IT
garieeeeeeeeeee
swedeonamoose
winter truly is the best time of year to see kids face the hard reality of gravity and physics.
brittneyyp
omg that looks like it hurs
hurts*
astickfigures
Did a similar thing the first time I tried to ski a rail. That is a bad feeling.
The1WhoDoesntPost
Shattered my left elbow. I'm done with that sport.
PhotoAwp
i did this going down a steep hill, got lots of air and landed on my collar bone, sliding down in scorpion for about 4 seconds. RIP my back
marcuscronin062
Were u ok do u think she'll be fine
Shes gonna be ok, I was like 25 going way faster and fell a lot further. Plus kids are made of rubber
Soufange
I think I did this once. Not trying to slide but trying to stop when it was too steep. Head-over-heeled it for 30 feet. My teachers were-
-absolutely crying when I walked over to em at the lift, but stopped when I handed them my metal glasses folded in half and said "uh, help?"
ericbbenson357
Oh snap.. shorty. you ..okay..
GlazedNConfuzed
Full scorpion
NothingToSeeHereKeepMoving
I've never heard of this term, but instantly see it.
SmoggyDwarf
There’s a subreddit for it. r/FullScorpion
drduffer
Last 3 time I went on a ski trip went: Broken ribs, followed by broken ribs The Sequel, and then dislocated shoulder. I wasn’t doing stunts.
Wmcmwa
Im not sure skiing is for you
ArchangelTitus
You don't really learn from your mistakes ...
I know. I have, however, stopped skiing. So there’s that.
There will not be a 4th time right? I mean that is guaranteed death by this point...
I live in Houston. No hills and no snow. And no $ to travel. Think I’m safe. Thanks for your concern.
Nordictroll
You did a french fry when you should had pizza'd
thisisagoldfish
Drink some goddamn milk
The rib bone density wasn’t the problem. Though you could argue bone density between the ears might’ve had something to do with it.
shyasen
And maybe give up skiing.
Did. Still miss it. But I live in Houston - no hills and no snow, so I think I’m safe.
Good job knowing your limits & keeping yourself safe. I did not, 3 concussions & many surgeries later I now have vision & memory issues. +1
I was nuts, not crazy! ?
Smacketywack
This garden has many face plants.
TimmyNG
did she land the trick?
Floofyboi318
That was a beautiful wipeout
lifeisadadjoke
As skiing falls go, the scorpion is a good mark, but only losing two pieces of equipment is a big penalty. Source - 40+ years of skiing.
Bouttecriss
6/10
fredbloxx
pity they no longer have kneecaps.
Nastywobbles
Aw yes the patented face grind, should get to the finals with that move.
Slaughterhouse66
I'm a little behind on my skater terms, but i believe that's called a nosegrind.
Nastywobbles
This comment is not getting the credit it deserves. I’m upset I did not think of this.
pgkobrien
Great call on the crash and burn.
BLACKHAWK6901
YARD SALE!!!!!!
TheLeanWolf
Pizza'd instead of french-frying.
PrinceAsh1taka
Aaaw! Is she okay?
misterpickypants
It's a child they're made of rubber
Aethora88
Yeah she got ice on it right away.
CaptainHanderpants
It'll buff out
diregamer
Well she grounded down the rough spots already so just a light polish should be necessary
AgentPothead
GlitchKs
Never go full Scorpion!
pablovinos9000
That's a scorpion face grind.
bonniecarusoart
That kid’s poor poor face
EvPointMaster
"See, you pizzad when you should have french fried"
ElPresidente99
ProcrastinatorMasturnater
This is why I just cruise trails, I'm not trying to murder my face
Katabare
I dont understand title
JessSpile
Going full scorpion is a term for having your feet almost touching the back of your head. Makes you look like a scorpion.
Katabare
I do that every Friday night
scooterGhbCA
That’s what happens when you teach your kids to ski instead of snowboard
SleepyGary
Then when they catch the nose on the box they'll just do a sweet tame dog instead!
Spookyghostnipples
Full send
Onthefrontpage
Frontside fakie-headslide. 10/10 sick
donderpdiggler
SEND IT
garieeeeeeeeeee
swedeonamoose
winter truly is the best time of year to see kids face the hard reality of gravity and physics.
brittneyyp
omg that looks like it hurs
brittneyyp
hurts*
astickfigures
Did a similar thing the first time I tried to ski a rail. That is a bad feeling.
The1WhoDoesntPost
Shattered my left elbow. I'm done with that sport.
PhotoAwp
i did this going down a steep hill, got lots of air and landed on my collar bone, sliding down in scorpion for about 4 seconds. RIP my back
marcuscronin062
Were u ok do u think she'll be fine
PhotoAwp
Shes gonna be ok, I was like 25 going way faster and fell a lot further. Plus kids are made of rubber
Soufange
I think I did this once. Not trying to slide but trying to stop when it was too steep. Head-over-heeled it for 30 feet. My teachers were-
Soufange
-absolutely crying when I walked over to em at the lift, but stopped when I handed them my metal glasses folded in half and said "uh, help?"
ericbbenson357
Oh snap.. shorty. you ..okay..
GlazedNConfuzed
Full scorpion
NothingToSeeHereKeepMoving
I've never heard of this term, but instantly see it.
SmoggyDwarf
There’s a subreddit for it. r/FullScorpion
drduffer
Last 3 time I went on a ski trip went: Broken ribs, followed by broken ribs The Sequel, and then dislocated shoulder. I wasn’t doing stunts.
Wmcmwa
Im not sure skiing is for you
ArchangelTitus
You don't really learn from your mistakes ...
drduffer
I know. I have, however, stopped skiing. So there’s that.
ArchangelTitus
There will not be a 4th time right? I mean that is guaranteed death by this point...
drduffer
I live in Houston. No hills and no snow. And no $ to travel. Think I’m safe. Thanks for your concern.
Nordictroll
You did a french fry when you should had pizza'd
thisisagoldfish
Drink some goddamn milk
drduffer
The rib bone density wasn’t the problem. Though you could argue bone density between the ears might’ve had something to do with it.
shyasen
And maybe give up skiing.
drduffer
Did. Still miss it. But I live in Houston - no hills and no snow, so I think I’m safe.
shyasen
Good job knowing your limits & keeping yourself safe. I did not, 3 concussions & many surgeries later I now have vision & memory issues. +1
drduffer
I was nuts, not crazy! ?