ShitpostsAndLotsOfThem
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Jul 14, 2020 3:57 AM
ShitpostsAndLotsOfThem
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Nukls
...and it’s only Tuesday, the 14th of July
RideTheStimutacs
If you wrote all of this year's big events into a screenplay, producers would tell you it's too unrealistic that ALL of that would happen.
exh44
Idk where I fucked up, but I'm in the wrong time line. Dammit Barry.
aodhfin
You forgot about the bubonic plague showing up in Mongolia
AllBoobsAreGreat
1. What mass in the earth? 2. Signal from space?? Source? And 3. Wtf flying snakes where???
711isAnInsideJob
For your username:
SansAandAnguS
How did I miss the whale in the Amazon rainforest??
Klusp
could this not have been done a little less..obnoxiously?
Starbolt81
Back up a sec, repeating signal from space?
MyBallsJustExploded
Pretty sure it was just radiation bursts from some orbiting system which aligned at certain times.
MyBallsJustExploded
I do wanna know about that UFO bit though
canonlyturnright
The Oz fire season started June 2019. Then jumped Sept and Nov onwards was hell. Also you forgot about defunding WHO during a pandemic.
RadicalLeftist
So pushing for renewable energy would be a great way to stimulate the economy and stop burning Australia burning to the fucking ground.
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Awful format to read, no matter the message
HaikuSorrow
So, fires in Australia started July 2019, and yeah, they are out for the moment.
filben7
For some more news every hospital bed in america will be full by September, and we will be at 300K new Covid 19 case a day by then.
1stPortista
The good news? Trump is trying yet again to kill Obamacare! No health insurance for the poor should open up some hospital beds for the rich.
filben7
So thats the literal collapse of healthcare as a thing, for anybody. There will be mass graves in every major city by october.
FiendishDoctorWuTangClan
Telharmonius
You missed the return of the Bubonic (Black) Plague, and the Potato Famine problems occuring again in Ireland. Did you mention Yellowstone?
TychoTychoAlba
Blight warnings in Ireland are pretty much annual, it just happened at an unusual time is all.
carsandpibblesarelife
If you're referring to the plague in Asia, thats actually been around for a long time and being monitored. Freaked me out at first too.
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
can we get this redone to the tune of the animaniacs countries of the world song?
Imnotyouralterego
You want news, those are news
HarryHighpantss
PotatoesCatnip
In a peach ?
OpieCunningham
How I pictured OP while reading this.
BanditKablooie
Don't forget that the US now has bunny Ebola that's decimating lagomorph populations.
thevortexmaster
Really? We had a bunny disease here in western Canada. We had a crazy population and they were decimated
1stPortista
I’ll bet sick Canadian bunnies snuck across the border. We need to build another wall— and make Canada pay for it!
thevortexmaster
Hahaha maybe. This happened a few years back
BanditKablooie
Yup. https://www.google.com/amp/s/kdvr.com/news/coronavirus/virus-nicknamed-bunny-ebola-is-spreading-around-colorado/amp/
BanditKablooie
And it affects other lagomorphs like pika that can't add easily recover.
thevortexmaster
Crazy, here they called a rabbit hemorrhagic disease. Sounds like the same thing. It happened a few years ago
tsunamisue
I'm favoriting so I can explain this hell to my kids.
StunnedGoofy
There won't be anything left except hell....
LordNergal
Seriously. This year feels like some kind of Hollywood disaster movie. I keep waiting for some bizarre nonsense solution that somehow works.
orangecicle
Exactly my thoughts (although it'll be my nephews)
youcantgiveAbabybooze
Erm I think I missed the flying snakes? Flying. Fucking. Snakes?!!!
Dante3718
We didn't just discover them and they don't actually fly, they just glide. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrysopelea
LarvaLamp
Yeah, I've known about these for forty years, how is this new?
LoonyBoBdammitwhotookmyname
I was gonna say, I'm sure I watched documentaries on these aaaaaages ago. I wonder what made this person think they were new.
youcantgiveAbabybooze
Suddenly less scary to know that I actually missed them ages ago
unicornglittercream
I hate how this post acts like America is the center of the universe. At what point will people start using imgur like it was used in 2010
SumerianCry
Honestly I don't even mind with this post, cause 2020 clearly is the downfall of the US. Let them have the spotlight.
unicornglittercream
I live in America, but, unlike @op, I realize that America isn’t the center of the universe. This post was extremely us-oriented
yourfaceisausername
Also, why do these sorts of posts always include Harry and Meghan. It’s not bad news, or good news, it is nothing!
TychoTychoAlba
And Kobe Bryant dying like he was Stephen Hawking or something.
TychoTychoAlba
I like it. Made me feel so much better. 2020 isn't really that bad at all, once you subtract Covid-19.
deadspache
Wait there was a whale in the Amazon?
orangecicle
Last year...
zsnider16
Actually happened in Feb. 2019.
Norehnka
Maybe he meant the one in the St- Lawrence at the end of may? https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/humpback-whale-st-lawrence-1.5604229
zsnider16
I'd post sources, but can't figure that out. NYTimes article from 02/2019, and a Treehugger article from 05/2020 re-reporting the same info
zarola1
What MASS IN THE EARTH?!
TheChaotik
https://www.google.com/amp/s/phys.org/news/2020-06-scientists-unexpected-widespread-earth-core.amp
ladysunsweet360
That was what I was wondering too.
icyanddicey
Did you think the earth was empty? Fucking hollow earthers making an appearance in July.
zarola1
Thanks for answering my question.
icyanddicey
You're welcome.
theoreticallyHuman
Those Bushfires we had didn't start in January. Some had started in mid 2019 like July-ish? They got worse around Sept and peaked in Dec-Jan
JayTheSaltLord
Yeah, end of july / start of august. by september, they were catastrophic.
ilukaperi
Yeah I remember thinking how crazy it was that we were having bushfire in winter. Then because of all the smoke everyone bought masks, 1/?
ilukaperi
2/2 And that meant that when the pandemic started in Aus in Feb there were no masks available.
ScottishPower
Can we get this without the emojis and a decent font? For history.
skooterLaughin
Don't. There's a new version coming out in a month.
ScottishPower
Good point. My money's on the giant chicken.
skooterLaughin
I've got the dykes breaking, and the Netherlands falling into the sea.
ScottishPower
But I love weed and hookers !
skooterLaughin
IKR!
hangovermanhx
I couldn't bring myself to read it, but really wanted to.
vanfem
only the truly persistent or truly young can make it through...
ScottishPower
I am neither. I'm an old bag
RD2C
I'm fucking exhausted just by reading the recap
ArtOfKarolMichalec
Those emojis are fucking cringe
attofreak
SpannerInTheWorx
I couldn't even finish it. Comments were much more interesting and less cringy
TheMandaloreWhore
Anyone else read this in the voice of Luis? Michael Pena's character from Ant Man?
icyanddicey
I've read it in a voice of a 15 year old girl
LadyLaunchpadMcQuack
*raises hand*
notime4sleep10
Theactualmismo
I do now
hewhoknowsnothingbuthowtofish
✋?? I did
Shpielers
Who didn't?!?
spicepoet
not mine:
pandro
I wish I had read your comment first so I could have done that.
usmc5547
This is the way.
TheMandaloreWhore
Naramumu
Now I'm rereading the post again *grumble*
jicahmusic
Oddly enough I read it in Paul Rudds voice
willpostanything
And Grand Imahara passed away.. F U 2020..
StunnedGoofy
Kelly (travoltas wife) passed away 2. Days ago from breast cancer. She was only 57. His family is tragic... First his son, now her.
CirB
Grant and sooooo many other great people :(
DeadeicPrints
My momma :( one of the greatest mommas in the world.
CirB
My condolences, mate.
calipp0
Grande Arianna dad?
ConfettiPanda
Grant Imahara from Mythbusters.
calipp0
Woosh
willpostanything
Let him be guys. Not worth it.
SwagicalYololord
Easy enough to downvote though.
Cinemattycally
Yeah so funny, haha, someone died, let‘s joke about it
heyitswednesdaytoday
Not a funny joke in the first place.
TitoAndy
What the fuck! Really?
KeylessChuck
Brain aneurysm.
TitoAndy
Fuck me, that’s horrible :(
RazorAndBladeSavedTheDay
What kind of hell are you trying to summon with all those emojis
Gudhansson
2021
RazorAndBladeSavedTheDay
2021 just sitting there like
ClassyReposts
Just in general this is not the best format for this amount of text.
CmfMttnPpl
Idk I just read it as the dude from antman sent a text.
SideBoobsWillGetYouBanned
Made it damn hard to read the post. Honestly gave up after a while
EyeTri
Oh... So is that what's causing the issues? Because my wife and I have been communicating mostly by emojis since the start of the year...
SFMGifs
Emoji movie 2. Electric Cringaloo
malachilenomade
Haven't we suffered enough?!
TellusEidolon
As if 2020 haven't been cursed enough
BitchinBotanist
I was just going to n say something like that
agentmichaelscorn
That's it?
StunnedGoofy
Stay tuned?
lordsupafly
"For now"
BurgundyBurrito
Well it hasn't covered july, which has thus far had some shit because of course it has
Noctourn
That's it do far. Last thing 2020 needs is encouragement to suck harder
freehugsforeveryone
Mostly from an American perspective. Doesn't cover many things happening in the rest of the world
NotLuckyDucky
Can you do one covering the rest of the world? Please tag me if you do I’m curious what’s going on with the rest of the world.
memepolice420
Then the myth busters guy passed away
Fhant
Can't we just trash 2020 like it did with us and start all over again? Like back to the drawing board?
schmittyboss
Wait, what?
SFMGifs
Ya, Grant died to a brain aneurysm
schmittyboss
God fucking damn it. I hate this shit show of a year.