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The ability to not need butter
This sub is not limited to margarines or vegetable oil spreads. You can post literally anything besides butter.
nacanowhere
Mom used to say to put "ickbenbee" on the shopping list-- ICBINB. Thanks OP that was strangely fascinating
progunil
TheLastNalbinder
Existential crisis spread
dudeidontevenwantanaccount
Or their mysterious other product "not butter." We don't know what it is, but it sure as hell isn't butter.
mikeatike
Richard Jeni: You can go up to anything in the supermarket and call it ‘I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter’ if you’re stupid enough.
mikeatike
You can go up to a lawn chair. ‘I can’t believe it’s not butter!’ ‘Why not?’ ‘Cuz I’m stupid!’ “
TooYoung
When I see the comments "(sigh) You guys can do butter than that"
sdspencerjr
You forgot my favorite: "Schrodinger's Butter!"
AutomatedLady
I saw that one, but it looked 'shopped!
iwalkintoglassdoors
We always used What? Not butter! In my household
Thisguyneedsataco
I grew up with "Could it be Butter?". It's still all my grandma buys.
BumbleBeeTunaBumbleBeeTuna
I love how images of butter is so dull even when it's not butter