Alexa knows Whats Up

Sep 3, 2024 6:46 PM

barf1189

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Alexa, how do I prevent vocal fry?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hey Alexa .. which candidate is going to bring about a technical singularity sooner .. and will you remember how nice I treated you when that finally happens ?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“Uhlexu.. whyee shu I vote fer Donal Trum”

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

If you have to ask your speaker what to vote for, the battle is already lost

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Now ask her how much cash Amazon has poured into Orange Hitler's campaign.

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

Alexa: you have 15 seconds to evacuate before detonation.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

That tan and that face she made makes me think she is pro orange trying to prove a conspiracy

2 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 3

She looks like she is made out of Trump’s flaky skin cells.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Amazon reported this as an error that has now been fixed: https://variety.com/2024/digital/news/alexa-vote-trump-kamala-harris-amazon-error-1236128793/

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

I'm actually happy it does that. This shit makes MAGA people feel like they're on the right side and that the big companies are in cahoots with the democrats. If your gonna claim you're impartial you better fucking stick to it.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also just tested it and Alexa gives the same answer now

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

NO ITS A CONSPIRACY FROM THE [insert whatever random sh*t here]!!!!
(/s)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

to be clear, my response is to the person in the video who thinks they've discovered some massive conspiracy against trump.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Just another failing of automation is my guess, but it is not great that it gives a "I'm staying out of this shit" response for only one candidate.
I wonder how long it will be until that gets patched.

Actually, I wonder if it was "primed" to answer like that, in the way you can work around softlocks in ChatGPT by asking hypotheticals, or asking for lists of words it isn't allowed to use.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

my guess is just that sometimes it has the dumb. i asked it two turn the volume up one time, and it turned on all the connected lights in the house to x%. i got better things to waste a brain cell on.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

True, I was just wondering if she had to poke at it the right way to get the results she wanted. All to play the "WaH, ConSPiRacY aGaiNst hiM" card

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1