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Extended Clip is 64gb
Nov 30, 2014 3:31 PM
SlendyIsBehindYou
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barabajagle
"magazine"
Questi0nMark
just make sure you don't have it on you if you get stopped by the fuzz
IAlwaysUpvoteFirefly
MAGAZINE.
Cpink123
Well I always upvote proper nomenclature.
kecker
That wouldn't be a clip, that would be a magazine. There is a difference.
TheAverageJoe
Ahem...Mag....Extended Mag...is 64gb.
weebleswobblebutdontfalldown
Magazine guys. Magazine. If it's got a spring in a casing it's a magazine
PSYchr
Or http://www.amazon.com/Quality-Metal-shape-Flash-drive/dp/B005LTBS10
mpknowles
Anyone have trouble shooting problems?
Bouncehouser
I never leave the house without at least 4 items that could be used to justify lethal force. Like my hat in the shape of a Sarin gas warhead
Hobert
Umbrella, fountain pen, bag of peanuts and NWA tshirt for me, all gifts from my lovely wife
EpicPublixCustomerServiceStaff
Personally, I prefer a detonator-shaped pen, a bulky briefcase with the nuclear radiation symbol, and a surgeon mask
luckyflavor23
Do not buy if black or second class citizen.
PeteQuill
that is not the magazine or a "clip", Its the handle...
TheDino
Some magazines are designed to extend the handle, for better grip and comfort.
AxelYamanaka
for your pleasure
TheDino
Whatever floats your boat ;)
Cpink123
*Magazine.
Galahir950
That is a nice AR-15.
kingj07
*military style assault rifle
OrbitusII
Actually that's an Uzzi Glock RPG Launcher. AR-15 sounds made up. [/sarcasm]
theicklestone
Or on a plane.
76Tromboners
As an 8 year old, I know what im bringing to show and tell tomorrow!
Saxit
Hey I actually have that one
BillBillsby
MAGAZINE GOD DAMNIT
caesarjd
Standard Capacity MAGAZINE!
loriloveslore
B...but it's too small to be seen as anything but the cricket from MIB...
AxelYamanaka
would you want someone carrying around the cricket?
loriloveslore
Yes, if it was me
Argofuckyourself
I'm gonna be that guy: it's not a goddamn clip, it's a magazine.
Keekenox
Nice glock
sirshawnson
Do not use for computing while black.
Glumerlink
When you shoot it does it display an image of your files?
minervabro
"HEY POLICE MAN DO YOU WANT MY USB STICK" -starts waving it around-
wolfshades
*shots fired*
kungfuman
*No indictment acquired*
Asrodrig
clip =/= magazine.
bsmack44
i have the revolver version of this
CoachSmoker
neat
TheSpookyMrSkeltal
Does it have six USB's?
Rheios
My work would let me bring it. Everyone there is concealed packing with permits. Kindof weird for an Insurance Brokerage/Tech Company
blacksteve
Do you work for the department that denies claims?
Rheios
Personally no, I do software, some of the others yeah. But not all
WoahWhoAmIandWhatamIdoingHere
I don't understand why that would be weird.
Rheios
Societal expectation really.Personally I want to get a gun and a concealed carry permit.I think its a good idea.
AndSoAdInfinitum
Because people don't need to carry lethal weapons around at all times, like thry live in the wild west or an action movie?
WoahWhoAmIandWhatamIdoingHere
I guess that depends on your perspective and how much faith you have that some crazy person isn't going to try to kill you.
AndSoAdInfinitum
Shockingly, I feel much more sure that someone isn't going to kill me when they don't have a gun.
ArcaneConjecture
As a Liberal, I'm OK with this...but a 128GB clip is too big and should be illegal.
imgnoon
What if I told you that I'm stockpiling terabytes of hard drives?
ArcaneConjecture
You might use that memory to post videos of police brutality. "Cop-Killer" flash memory should be banned.
everybodyfreetosayanythingtoanybody
"Yeah, man, I gots ta have muh 200-round box 'clip' because what if I get home-invaded by a pack of foreigners?" -the comments thread
childbearingoranges
I love the smell of fallacies in the morning
everybodyfreetosayanythingtoanybody
Oh, you mean like the idea that data storage and ammo capacity are comparable? You're all retarded.
childbearingoranges
Wow it's almost as though people were making jokes and you're the one taking it seriously
everybodyfreetosayanythingtoanybody
Ah, so you don't actually believe any of that, then? You think limits on ammo capacity are reasonable measures to limit mass shootings?
INeedSeriousMedication
Stop trying to suppress out rights!
ArcaneConjecture
In 1789 parchment could only hold a few kB! The Founding Fathers never envisioned this kind of power! We must regulate it!
INeedSeriousMedication
Our founders were smarter than that! They knew technology would advance. It's a God given right!!
Kringhetto
Magazine
AdventCorruption
as an anarchist i think 128gb has its uses but for the small size is impractical.
canadiansteakbacon
Imagine 1000GB, that'd be down-right Communist...
BuddyOsmiley
I came back because this was the funniest thing I've read all day
IAlwaysUpvoteFirefly
Magazine......
dembonz00
You didn't need to state your political preference. We already would've known bc you said clip instead of magazine.
Lepiment
As a European, what do democrats call them?
Rockendorf
Political stereotypes? Ohhhh baby!
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Flyndaran
I'm not anti-gun. I'm pro-sword, dammit!
ArcaneConjecture
lol,touché,
SL4pthePANCAKES
Burn, and I detest it when people call magazines "clips"
MagnetBox
Clipazine, whatever. http://youtu.be/W66TPHy5lJw
SL4pthePANCAKES
http://gifavs.com/gifs/677271/total-recall-1990-come-on-dont-bullshit-me-dont-bullshit-me-arnold-schwarzenegger :D
badgerspin
With the proper slang term being "mag".
BrainBlow
You can blame Hollywood for that. They're primarily responsible for the confusion.
SL4pthePANCAKES
Indeed, if we are talking clips look at a "stripper clip" on most older bolt action military rifles, like my .303
jamison01
No, you shouldn't need more then 8GB. There are no individual legal files that are bigger then that.
Nalianna
Why not just say what you are trying to say "I don't like the idea of people carrying a DVD"
jamison01
I really don't think DVD's should be used for anything but movies, putting data on a DVD is not it's original intended use.
Nalianna
on what media should large database files be carried upon?
jamison01
Only large database files should be carried on approved government devices and sites, citizens shouldn't need large database files.
ArcaneConjecture
If they make large files illegal, only criminals will have large files.
jamison01
There's no common sense reason why you would need a file larger then 8GB.
ArcaneConjecture
You can have my 9GB file when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!
jamison01
You can have a 9GB file, but you have to register it and you will need to pay more tax, also you have to let us know if you take it anywhere
playingshortstop
It's just unnecessary!
Zhadan
You don't need 128 GB to store a word document. Just be like me and use a 15 MB drive, that's all you need really.
ReallyBigRocks
I personally don't even own a flash drive, clearly you don't need one obviously it's just common sense
ReallyBigRocks
Why do you neeeeeeeeeeeeed a TB of storage? For all your nazi child porn?
Leafshade
Porn of nazi children? Or porn of nazis with children? Or nazis with nazi children? Are they their own children? Are they time travelers?
ReallyBigRocks
Hitler youth porn
TadpoleHitler
TadpoleHitler
AFancyRedFox
Someone put a Brazzers logo in the corner. Plz
TravisjHatcher
That username is perfect
TadpoleHitler
Studoku
As a police officer, I thought it was real and shot my screen.
qaaaaa
was the screen turned off
iKnowMostlyRandomFacts
Was it because the gun is black?
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
It's because his computer is black.
iSharted
You sure you weren't just looking at a black screen?
Soraptors
Shots fired.
spindaden
Shots fired...
parky91
at unarmed people
Kiiri
at Unarmed Black People
dynamaux
Did you at least save your screenshot to the included usb drive?
YouCantKillTheMetal
Stan?
LariatTubman
That comment is so dark, it's rioting in Ferguson.
yveris
top kek
Hobert
As a police officer, I shot the nearest ten year old in case he was a danger to me
katiokins
Was he carrying a Quantum Physics book? Cos that would make perfect sense.
HeyCasButt
Take this suit, it's the last one you'll ever wear...
tomyironmane
You know what the difference is between you an me? (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) I make this look good.
drlazercatz
Your screen is black?
WarpPig
No, dude.
ElectrikPhil
Kalen
Did you shoot it six times?
MagneticLasso
+1
somebodykillme
This joke is so dark there's gonna be two holes in a lotta cop's screens.
Wutan
"Warning shots"
NeckPlant
*12
0rinath
+1
TwirlingDaisies
*42
sphinxster
If this joke was any darker it would have Ebola and get arrested on sight.
tomyironmane
*60.
somebodykillme
I don't understand what's going on here and I'm scared. I've become the perfect metaphor for the human condition.
raviool
and then the screen went black so you shot it even more?
mycrazylife5891
Omg haha. You're awesome +1
cobaltzephyr
Whoops, thats not my tazer.
Ialwaysupvoteparrots
You've got me:-D +1
BenWyattCalzoneKingandIceTownClown
Everyone a cop discharged his weapon at something quick start looting
IDriveAMinivan
But that would mean I have to get up off my sofa.
BenWyattCalzoneKingandIceTownClown
Its the struggle man. Im currently doing a peaceful protest from my couch watching catching fire. Its going to be a somber victory
randomapex17
We don't need jobs, we need equality! I'll get that by burning down businesses in my town that give us jobs!
sianmink
jesus christ man it's just a gun, not a puppy.
PunkassUnicorn
Well it IS a black gun.
JosephGordonLevittsLeftSock
shots fired BAM
ArnoldBlinken
or an unarmed black teenager
kaykicing
#rekt
ThatOneGuyWhoDidThatOneThingAtThatOnePlaceThatOneTime
*slow clap*
vinylstorm
well there it is
Brewwling
Where im blind
kosmoshot
Over there.
TheAnarchicBunny
That was a dick and everyone defends.
AttorneyAtLager
During all my classes at law school I don't recall anything saying that being a dick was a capital offense.
tomyironmane
You clearly didn't go to school in LA or NYC.
ConspiracyFacts
That comment was so dark, (insert something rascist)
uuuuhhhh
Like my dick?
Summersky
Watermelon.
OldWiseWizard
Almost as dark as my suit.
AxelYamanaka
comment so dark it's popular among 12 year old boys.
Spice00002
That comment was so dark, it bum rushed a cop, got shot, and caused a whole city to riot.
Elefseus
A comment so dark, it
vampirehedgehog
A comment so dark, it's weak to the Fighting type.
FloodingWaters
it's racism, but it's fictional racism (pokemon's have races for the purpose of this comment) so it's okay.