It's not delivery, and screw Delissio

Jan 9, 2019 8:03 PM

DamnThursdays

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I dont feel the knead to make this

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love this pizza and I make it all the time

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck that looks great.... but I am lazy and will always order pan pizza from Pizza Hut

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

no soggy bottoms

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Foolproof you say? Watch me

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I made this a couple summers ago. It’s tasty crust with a good texture. Would recommend

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

135 grams of water.....?

7 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 3

You leave the mixing bowl on a kitchen scale while adding ingredients. Easy way to add the precision you need for consistent baking results.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No more delivery for me

7 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 2

In an interview ice said he did that shot on his first try

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Where were going... We no-knead dough...

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Looks good!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What country do you live in, where you weigh all the items in grams (I usually use volumes) but also use °F for oven temperature (287°C)?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not OP, but it's very common in Canada to have oven and BBQ temps in F, but weighing ingredients in g. Personally, I use volume, too.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you’re not letting your dough rise for 24hours, you’re missing out. Two hours at room then in the fridge it goes

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This looks so good but DiGiorno is so easy.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But is it good?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, the pizzeria style DiGiorno's are actually delicious.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Making it right now

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You lost me “the next day”. I’d already be eating pizza by the time you’re done mixing the dough.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I just made this. It's pretty fucking good

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 5

Considering the wait I'll stick to my regular 2h dough that needs to be rolled out. No special effects but I'll get fed the same day.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Grams you say? NEXT!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve used this recipe and it’s great.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Damn! That crust looks amazing!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks great but small. I'm gonna need like 3 of them.

7 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

Damn, that's a lot of cast iron pans.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I have three cast iron pans.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was thinking tripling or quadrupling the recipe and freezing the dough. Take it out the night before, prep toppings, 2nd rise ..badaboom!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you notice, this amount of dough makes 4 pizzas

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dont think you understand.. if I quadruple it, I can have 4 times as much on hand. This is Murrica! Muh pizza freedoms!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also I make foccacia bread for mates, so a good big dough recipe is nice to have, for potlucks etc.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

135 grams of water? Don't you mean 135 ml? And who the heck mesures OLIVE OIL in grams?!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I wouldn't recommend storing raw dough. Not even in a freezer. Cook it with some of the sauce and save it that way. 1/?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

For when you want to eat it, defrost it, add the topings and shove it in the oven at mid-high temp, melting the cheese and not burning it2/2

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

So we measure the food in metric but the temperature in Fahrenheit. Where on earth do they do that?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The intent is to measure by with rather volume when it comes to dough.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

By weight*

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Canada

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

200g flour = 1cup. 5g salt = 1tsp. 2g yeast = 1tsp (about). 4g olive oil = 1tsp (about). The water is strange, closest is 1/2 cup = 125g.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

So I would write that recipe as - 1cup flour, 1/2 cup water, 1tsp each of salt, yeast & olive oil.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

nobody in metric measures their water in grams either. Gonna use a cup (or fraction of) for liquids. Same for all the other ingredients.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

No we use mililiters mostly for liquids.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You do if you use a scale. Gram measurements are nice when making breads.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I need to make more bread then :)

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Um...... What’s a gram of water?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

1 liter of water is 1kg because metric is not retarded

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

There are around 195 countries in the world, only three use the metric system and two of them are third world countries.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Did you confuse metric and imperial there buddy?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry, yeah that comment isn’t great. I thought you said the metric system was retarded and then I meant to say imperial but said metric

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

about tree fiddy depending on your dealer...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get the fuck outta here god damn Loch Ness monster, you ain’t foolin’ me.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can I question the "550" degree oven? Should I just try to shoot the thing directly into the sun, first?

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I have no means to make anything that hot, besides perhaps setting my house on fire.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For pizza you basically want it as high as it will go

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pizza likes high temperatures. I've heard of people running wood-fired ovens over 700 F and baking for like 2 minutes.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

hoooo boy the crispy-ness MMMM

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most pizza recipes I know say 350°C which is 662°F.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

read "overnight" and then skipped the rest -

7 years ago | Likes 256 Dislikes 6

Yep. "No skill required", except a fuckton of patience for a fuckin pizza.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Read overnight and then scrolled down looking for this gif. +1

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Especially since it looks exactly like one from any decent pizza shop

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, really, everybody got time for that because you're just leaving it there.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but when I want to make pizza, I want to make it NOW, not in 24-hr time.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just make a large batch of pizza dough and keep it in the freezer (after letting it rise). It can be kept for up to 3 months.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep, that would be a good plan. Still doesn't remove the first 24hr wait when I decide to make it though :)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

24 hours is stupid though. Whenever I make pizza dough 2 to 3 hours rising is all it takes.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We live in a microwave culture. Everyone wants instant results.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I get what you mean, I'm not like that though. I'm just not into waiting overnight for pizza dough.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You could probably just grab pre-made pizza dough from a store instead of making it yourself.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What am I going to complain/whinge about then ??

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You expect us to *wait* 24hrs, then another 2hr just for dough. Plus all the faffing about? I can have one delivered here in around 20mins.

7 years ago | Likes 569 Dislikes 9

8$ 3 topping large from domino's sounds too efficient for me to pass up.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Looks like you have no need for no knead dough

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's not delivery...... Its Digornios

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Biggs you right

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

a take away around here is about 20 quid and takes 20 mins. This recipt takes 24 hours and costs maybe a fiver. Choose your poison

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna get an American pizza for 5 American dollars

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Faffing

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Patience is a skill I do not have, at least when it comes to cooking

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Legit why I learned to make faster rising dough. I used to do this recipe, but it's too much planning. Now I only have to wait 1.5 hours.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is why I love Little Ceasars $5 Hot N Ready!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

But is it good?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

good? ehhh....... for 5$ it's okay, I think papa murphy's wins on value overall though (as long as you're willing to bake it)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ITS HOT. AND IT’S READY.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Cooking is a key life skill and it saves you money. And there is nothing like a pizza STRAIGHT out of the fucking oven.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Where can I get one of these fucking ovens? Can I...put my dick in it?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gut Ding will Weile haben, German saying that means something like: good things will take their time

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Den som venter på noe godt venter ikke forgjeves. Norwegian saying meaning those who wait for something good never wait vainly.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Fuck that mate" - Aussie saying (self explanatory)

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"You cunt." Asutralian compliment/Insult

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Faffing

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

But if you are willing to wait you can make more for the same money or less ;) 24h in exchange for 4 pizzas ?

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

One day of Dominos while you work, then a month of equal cost joy! Then death by constipation.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If you're "willing to wait" you don't eat pizza.

7 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

When I want a pizza I can barely wait the 20mins.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Honestly the cost isn't all that different

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

cheese is fucking expensive

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People really exaggerating savings in scenarios like this. If you cook a lot at home and make a lower quality pizza you save but otherwise..

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You start making it. Then order a pizza. Then hou have THIS pizza for dinner tomorrow. And make more dough tomorrow when you have that.

7 years ago | Likes 141 Dislikes 1

Look the resolution was to lose 50 lbs. Not gain them.

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7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Dear God - The recipe for endless pizza!

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

and leftover pizza for breakfast

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0