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May 18, 2022 5:24 AM
KamikazeGerbil101
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MentalFest
It’s a shame he’s in such denial because god damn would the gay community have welcomed him with open arms (and legs)
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
TheOneTrueZippy8
When the pic on the right came out (!) he dismissed it as the Left trying to discredit him. Nope, he was just voted out by his own side.
HeywouldJablowme
Bye-bye you piece of shit.
GrumpyOldMillennial
Unfortunate. We would have been better off if he had won, ironically enough. He was good for the democrats.
PostMoThoin
Another gop that loves to drink Liberal tears from my penis
vinnycurley31415
I wish I could upvote this comment 1 million time ?
Mikadomea
Fuckweasel
I'm not gop or anything, but, um, is there a line or how does this work?
lamontcranston
this is just a party internal shitfight sparked by NCs mini-Charles Koch, Art Pope. The guy who gets in wont be any better.
Three5Nines
Fucking bigots.
MattOEP
How he ever got elected to politics in the Asheville area is a testimony to the power of gerrymandering
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MattOEP
Not going to deny that but I believe Asheville was split up like a decade ago to basically remove its political power
LordHosk
I just read up about Edwards. Graduated H.S. 1 year Community college, got a job at McDonalds Corporate in middle management at 19...
LordHosk
Promoted to subVP management at 21, founded a financial planning company backed by a hedge fund at 38, then sold it to a bank...
LordHosk
He was appointed to his State Senate seat, and ran unopposed for one of his reelections. Talk about sailing under a lucky star.
LordHosk
This dude has been stumbling headfirst into positions that would require MBA's to get an interview today.
sille
As a European, I have no idea what's happening here ?
hotmessactual
Be free, Cawthorne. Take the blue pill and go be the Ray Gillette you always dreamed of.
JimboTCB
DIDNEY WORL!
Shiznit007
Now let's see what kind of f***** up stuff Chuck Edwards does
thatfucknguy
Stand up and take a bow, you skuzzy fuckin prick
gimmeadollar
He'll just get a big job as a lobbyist.
4vie
Disney: Not even once.
IliveIdyeIliveagain
Bra... I mean bro
hop2588
Manssiere!
willpostanything
If my Grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike..
Ghengis67
You can measure the intelligence of a community by the person they elect, and the percentage of the vote they get.
Ghengis67
In this instance 31% are fuckin imbeciles
hotdudecurator
I hope Madison can come to terms with his sexuality eventually. I'll let you guys know when I find him on Grindr.
4vie
... if you're in a wheelchair, what height do you put in the dating app?
hotdudecurator
To be honest, there's a much smaller number that's more important to most guys on Grindr...
4vie
Heh, I realize that question wasn't generalized enough, but I suppose you're right. I wouldn't know.
TheRealGritty
Remember guys, were not mocking him cuz of the gay shit, it's because he's a hypothetical cunt
KamikazeGerbil101
Nothing hypothetical about it.
kennelbreach
Hypocritical*. There's nothing hypothetical about his hypocrisy
steerAwwPrincess
Asshole defeats asshole in race to represent assholes.
levelfivedetentionblockaa23
Iaskquestionablequestions
What happened here? I'm not from the US so not following US politics intensely.
DickMercenary
He's paralyzed from the waist down. Likely strapping him back in his chair. Trying to project "strong man" by standing then needs helpers.
SmilingDingo
Guy is wheel chair bound and has limited mobility. But the GOP will take no steps towards accessibility so getting him around is awkward.
BigStacksThrowItOnThemBigFatTatties
He got a blowjob at a rally.
LaughingMan2Gig
Its because he talked about the GOP sex parties. As soon as that happened the videos and pictures started to leak
KamikazeGerbil101
First rule of Sex and Cocaine Orgy is you don't talk about Sex and Cocaine Orgy
sunnytater1
He still got more than 31% of the vote...
KleptoKea
Trump also got over 70 million votes from the American People. What a fucking disgrace.
UnattendedDeviant
That's amazing. Caught on suspended lic twice in last 5 years, gun at airport, 2nd time in yr. Crazy pics. No legislating.
UnattendedDeviant
"Found" sex ring, bur doesn't expose it. Just attention seeking. And *still gets 31% saying he should be in government.
cabalin
Republicans are neither smart nor good.
Notuniquesnowflake
It was a Republican primary. Were the other candidates really that much better?
VaultGirl69
We really need more than 2 parties. I would like to see better candidates despite what label they use. Breed to shame idiots out of office.
Notuniquesnowflake
We have more than 2 parties, but without ranked choice voting, no more than 2 will ever be viable. Tell your reps you want ranked choice!
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
He didn't lose by much. That's still a big problem.
stickywiggit
Only 31% is pretty damning. Most people win by like 2-3%. Also no idea who he ran against
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
Same, I just see the margin and total votes, he barely lost.
ChiGamer
I think the more hate a candidate gets the higher chance of the "cry libs" crowd votes for them.
Figaronincheez
Live footage from Cawthorn campaign HQ
HeywouldJablowme
stingraysds
MadJackMcJack
ExileonDaytonStreet
MattDude
BroodjeBakpao
KamikazeGerbil101
Hahahah. Good one
Leonardo1975
That was wheely funny! ?
gaggmaggot
Wolfyrion
from what movie is this one?
NeverShaveYourDuck
Mac & Me. A blatant ET rip-off which is actually a McDonalds commercial in disguise.
sliveroflight
Yeah but it's so insane to watch. And every scene screams "THIS IS A MOVIE FROM THE 1980S!"
wookiepoodoo
ET was a Reese's pieces commercial, so...
sliveroflight
Eh. Not like Mac & Me. There's no Hershey's dance scene.
VInTheSkyWithElephants
That’s a fantastic and accurate depiction. I loved this movie when I was a kid!
ThisNameIsMaybeTaken
Maybe it's from one of Paul Rudd's movies. I've seen him show this clip while promoting them on Conan's show.
FlatPlutoSociety
And not even a good disguise.
Nikolai5
We shouldn't mock him for having fun like that. His political arguments are all that is required.
thinkybrainpains
totally agree
CakeOrGlory
However that kind of liberal hedonism is condemned by people he appeals to and people he campaigns beside. Hypocrisy is mockable.
thotterpop
Seriously...
damogen
Most of his political arguments are against people having fun like that.
Nikolai5
The hypocrisy is mockable but I see time and time again people mocking the actual thing. So using gay insults in front of other gay people.
Nikolai5
Even if he deserves it, those bystanders still hear (read) the insults that are written.
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
The sad thing is that it isn't b/c he's a piece of shit, racist. It's because of that bra.
Notuniquesnowflake
His voters were A-OK w/ Nazi worship & sexual misconduct against women. But voting for a potentially gay/bi man was where they drew the line
Superchief86
The sad thing is also that if he wasn't a hateful shit, he could have just embraced being a kinky freak and been loved for it.
GandalfTheGhey
I think the face humping that guy on camera might have been a bit more damaging than the still of him in the bra. But who's counting?
LaughingMan2Gig
No its because he talked about the GOP sex parties. As soon as that happened the videos and pictures started to leak
Andyloverofhooha
Trust me it’s because he’s a piece of shit. I and other Dems in his district chose a Red ballot in the primary yesterday to vote him out.
machine9
Gotta take your Ws when you can tho, and this deffo a W
sowhat4
Or, you know, it could be that video of him having him some gay sex.
PizzaStation
They also didn't care that he was a rapist.
stlouiscardinalsfan7
Ban bras /s
PwnageHobo
But the bra photo is the only one I've seen where he looks like he might be an actual person, instead of a literal puppet
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
TBF, that bra is really unflattering for his body shape.
ChickenFingerFingers
And getting head from his male cousin.
CelestialSea
Well that and the 'pretend' dick sucking move he filmed. I think that was the real turning point. The bra they could even forgive as a joke.
khtad
Nah, it's because he broke the first rule of coke orgy club, which is you don't talk about coke orgy club where your constituents can hear.
OmnipotentBeing
Whatever it takes. I'll take it as a small win, in the win column.
qbeezy444
In some ways I think he self sabatoged and got himself fired. I'd like to believe that but I have no clue what he is like.
Youhavinagiraffe
I do think we need to ask ourselves about how this might play out as a hit job on someone else. We don't want to be in a position where...
Youhavinagiraffe
...the only people able to hold political office are those creepy weird kids who know at 18 that they want to do it and never have fun...
Youhavinagiraffe
...and do dumb shit like this or the venmoing "for drugs" joke. Glad this particular cunt has gone though
dingofdong
I mean... have you seen Ted Cruz? There are already dozens of people like that in power already. And besides, the alternative is to... not +
dingofdong
+ judge candidates on their previous behaviour? Like, call me crazy but I think someone revealed to be a sexual predator or have neonazi +
y7p6pdfj5q9
Elaborate? Why you call him racist? Is it a common thing in US to call everyone racist? I’m not American, I just hear that term often from u
YeSchmee
I'm banking on you being a triggered American conservative lol
Emjayen
JAQ off back to /r/conservative, brand new alt. account.
PizzaStation
Republicans try to avoid (and often fail) to say the quiet part out loud. They commonly embrace white nationalism.
iamthisguy247
And exposing the coke-fuelled orgies. Or for not participating in the coke-fuelled orgies.
eetsumkaus
not ADMITTING he participated in the coke-fuelled orgies, for the record
CaptainOrbit
First rule of participating in a coke fueled orgy...
azarza
seems to be the actual issuel ol
Shoutrr
or because he wanted to, but thanks to the organizer being republican, it was hosted at the 4th floor, no elevator, because being in a
Shoutrr
wheelchair is his problem and compassion isn't in their vocabulary
Richter12x2
He never SAID he didn't go, just that he was surprised to be invited
Notuniquesnowflake
I think that was just projection. He proffered not evidence, didn't bother exposing anyone, nothing. (Or maybe I'm missing the /s?)
justaCookieAnimal
The evidence is held by other politicians and used as leverage to get votes they want. Get in line or get exposed...just like Cawthorn
damogen
Of course he didn't offer proof, he only exposed it because he is too damn stupid to realize it was supposed to be a secret.
Notuniquesnowflake
Maybe, but I'm going w/ Occam's razor here. The simpler, thus more likely, explanation is his story was made up (or greatly exaggerated).
damogen
How is that simpler? We already have proof of Matt Gaetz having coke fueled sex parties and not doing a lot to hide it.