HesitantToast
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He's not wrong
Mar 19, 2019 8:49 PM
HesitantToast
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Muszkatela
"Severus, Harry is just a twelve years ol..." "wait wait, I've got two better jokes, I've been developing them all week"
Kovahjin
I still hate Snape, even after his death. All those years of tormenting Harry don't magically go away just cause he wanted to screw his mum.
EllisyaRaven
First time I heard this one it was about Flautists, second time it was Sopranos, guess i hung around too many music nerds.
TheSwampAngel
And this is why Snape has always been my favorite.
johnbaxter22
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don’t change the bulb, they just beat the room because it’s black.
waspentalive
But Light bulbs are muggle artifacts....
akom
Severus Snape, picking on Harry Potter. Always.
rhixhikaru
Snape was a bully. Never liked him.
EmeraldLight
And Neville. Poor Neville.
justvenomcake
Snape Snape Severus Snape.
Shanghaidoll
Dumbledore!
PlaceHolderTitle
Ron Ron Ron Weasley!
TerdFurgison
Harry Potter, Harry Potter, uugh, Harry Potter, Harry Potter That's Me!
ImurevJourhein
How many Snapes does it take to keep a flower alive? Just one, as long as it's not a Lily.
Melimelmelmel
Damdonkey
Wowzers.
DialUpSyndrome
Yeah how is the friend zone from the grave beyond the grave treating you #niceguy
3L3TRIKF3TU5
Xaldyn
TFW you realize James was basically a Chad
Fludz
explain to me how harry wasn't a trust fund jock who married his highschool sweetheart and became a cop
Askingforafriend37
Honestly, I’d say Ginny wasn’t his sweetheart for most of it, which is worse, cause now it’s just him marrying his best friends sister.
thorkild91
Because despite being born into wealth he wasn’t raised in wealth which has a measurable impact on how you view yourself and others
Voltair
He became an FBI Agent.
HoneNathan
Director of the FBI
Nobody7713
He spent the first 11 years of his life sleeping in a fucking closet
HoneNathan
And the next 7 in pretty bad home conditions.
Xaldyn