My Secret Santa is the BEST Secret Santa!

Quite a large box showing up on Festivus? I wonder if it could be...

...yes - hooray! My #Secret_Santa gift!

Apparently it requires orientation...

Whoops, wrong side...

OH MY GOD! Backstory: The only thing my Secret Santa really knows about me is that I'm a geologist and I like rocks. So it's a googly-eye portrait of Dwayne Johnson! Who, in case you have been living under...um...a rock...is also known as The Rock!

I immediately hung it on the wall, where it will have pride of place at least until my wife gets home and tells me "What is that, and why is it on my wall?"

The signature of the absolutely incomparable @MissKayree, who is simply the best Secret Santa ever! (To top it all off, there's still another package that will arrive after Christmas, but at this point, I don't know how this could get any better!)

Firn isn't really naughty, in fact she was being a very good girl to pose for this dog tax picture - the cats are actually the naughty ones.