I'm staying at a motel, and this is the BBQ they gave me today.

May 5, 2017 1:08 AM

DarthSwagnus

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I think the manager used to be a chef. It's a customer appreciation BBQ. There is so much, and it's well cooked, omg, delicious.

Too many vegetables, not enough meat. The only bbq vegetables are beans, onions and cobbler/ice cream. Looks tasty though.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Dip it in BBQ sauce until you cant see any of the food then maybe the Americans will stop bitching

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cuban bread?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Garlic

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Noice!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow awesome!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just ate, and now I'm hungry all over again. Damn you and your BBQ!

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I'm in BBQ coma now

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll check what ramsay thinks of it when he wakes up. if he responds I'll keep you updated

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

nevermind. thought he went to sleep but checked uk clock, probably at work

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Interesting, please update me

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: OP has been staying at a restaurant. Manager is super nice and setup a bed for him using tables and chairs.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Haha nice

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Hahaha

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What are all the bits? Do tell, I wish to find recipes and cook them! <3

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pesto potato's, spicy potato's, BBQ/grill/cooked over heat chicken, pesto broccoli, garlic bread, craisin coleslaw

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wtf motel is this!?!? And please be in a state with legal weed

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Welcome Inn, swan hills, AB. Canada, sorry bro.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did I accidentally open Facebook?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1. Looks good 2. Where's the BBQ? 3. What's with the filter, is it about to transform?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

1. Thanks 2. Probably on their patio 3. The stars are to cover up something left on my seat

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Something about that slice is bread is heavenly and perfectly shaped.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What are those little fried ball thingies?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mini potatos

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're cute and tiny taters! :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like KFC original recipe chicken.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It tastes much better

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The sparkles at top right make this!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That chicken looks perfect.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They go to 11

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think that would be something like 3 meals for me :D And it looks delicious.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I couldn't finish, it's lunch as well today.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what motel?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Welcome Inn, Swan Hills, AB.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is better than the dining hall food at my college

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

My collage had awesome food and it was all you can eat until the girls complained and they went to ala cart meals.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No doubt

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cranberries in coleslaw is amazing...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh yea, delicious

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What are the round dodas?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

potatos

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yup

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mini potato's. One is a spicy sauce, the other is pesto sauce.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What are dodas?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Female version of the extinct, flightless bird. Don't know how it got on that plate though.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I believe the correct pronunciation would the "doo-dahs" or "doo-dads"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ehm. Okay? What does that mean? (English-as-second-language problems)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doo-dahs is like a nonsense word that means "things." Like: "What are the round things?" and I think they typed the word in wrong as "dodas"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That looks like breaded fried chicken.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's not breaded, just grilled to perfection

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A meal like this would last me four sittings

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I figure... I could easily do two or three of these.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup, it's my lunch for today as well.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

its the sparkles that make the picture great

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

give me the deets. which hotel?

9 years ago | Likes 190 Dislikes 0

California

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Is it a motel or a hotel?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh Canada, that's why the food is so nice

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

Oh Canada

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Welcome Inn, swan hills, AB, Canada.

9 years ago | Likes 178 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God dammit Canada, stop being the cool brother

9 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

Pshaw, you can get plenty of good bbq in America

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's Alberta... Our Texas.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Of course Canada has a place called "Welcome Inn"

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Classic Canada

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm so sick of Canada being better than us.

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You made me happy. Then you made me sad.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Woohoo! That's only a 38 hour drive away.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I almost died in swan hills.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For real?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A 20 ton loader that was in neutral, almost cut me in half. I had my back to it and I rolled away only when I felt it. It haunts my dreams.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There was no one in the cab, and no one in the gravel pit. I only stopped when it hit what I was working on.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How did they get those sparkle diamonds on your plate?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I put those in to cover up some personal docs that were on my car seat.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fine. Be logical :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I dont see any barbecue in this picture.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah, maybe my phone resolution is bad, but it looks like fried chicken to me.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Nah that looks like grilled chicken. You do it right and the skin is nice and crispy like that. Still not BBQ though.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I see chicken?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As an Aussie I'm confused as fuck. Where are the sausage sangas with sauce and caramelised onions hiding??

9 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 7

As my dad said to my passive-aggressive aunt at my 15th birthday: "You can probably find that somewhere else" :p

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

as a man who's eaten bbq in over 15 countries, and all 50 states, this looks alright, alright, alright

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Clearly someone fucked up and forgot to pour the beer on the barbie.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It just looks like grilled chicken, not true bbq.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

If it's cooked on a BBQ, I call it BBQ.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

It came from a grill. A barbecue is a smoker, and takes hours to cook food with indirect cool smoke, not minutes over coal and flame.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I... don't know what that means.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

crikey mate, can't they even throw another shrimp on the barbie?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

That sounds like an epic fusion

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You'll have to go to Bunnings for that.

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Struth

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ayyyyyy

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

As an American from Kansas City I don't see any bbq.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

As a Texan, me neither.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It was all cooked on the grill, it's delicious.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

For seconds there's one type of meat

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't doubt it was delicious, but that wouldn't be called bbq where I'm from. That's all.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Grilling is actually a different technique from barbeque

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also no chance all cooked on a grill... for starters there's salad

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

For a cheaper hotel this is good BBQ. Surprised they put that much effort into it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah me too

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And the bread is all wrong too. How are you supposed to wrap that around a sausage?

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

Sausage would be a nice touch

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bring out the 89c Budget bread for goodness sakes!

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

With the nannas whacking on the margarine at lightning pace

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fucking yes. 89c budget bread is the only acceptable bread for a sausage.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

89c Budget bread was my saviour through University

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

89c Budget bread is everyone's saviour through University. FTFY

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, the old Bunnings breakfast.

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