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maggiepuff
Ye mine ist working. Doesn't get the 5G as advertised. Anyone else got this problem?Anyone got a fix, would appreciate any help.
GravyEducation
I only got one shot so I'm 2.5G for now.
cakeycakes
Same. I get my firmware upgrade to 5g on Thursday.
Xecryo
Yeah but if you need tech support you can always just talk loudly into your arm.
insufficientimagination
I too am fully vaccinated - that is a good tip.
SometimesOthertimesAnytime
Life is always hindsight.
MicrosoftWizard7
When you's looking at a girl's but, are you practicing hindsight?
SometimesOthertimesAnytime
Yup!
CloudStrife668
Hopefully not an Apple phone.
xoShiseUGA
Did you log in with your Microsoft account? You might also want to check if your phone supports 5G.
Lastcentura
My phones 5g compatible and 5g is supposedly in my town yet I still can't get 5g
PurpleHippo664
Booo! My signal has been amazing since I got my 2nd shot!
HateClub
Have you noticed a significant growth of yer cock ? Asking for a friend
Lp57
Ugh, I know that feel. My cell phone is from before even 3g.
DrKonrad
Depending on the version of the vaccine you either get 5G, or become gay. Well if you didn't get 5G then...
LakeRat129
Can you feel your DNA changing?
gheorghiumihai77
Sad.
zorecati
You shouldn't need it. You should be able to get 5g in a Barbie phone if you had it.
Dimr3ver
It will automatically downgrade to 2.5G once Melinda complete the divorce. Then you're good!
CinnamonBunny
You are providing 5G service for OTHER users. Get your facts straight.
ReginaKasteen
great, it's socialist 5g, just like my momma warned me! /s
ufindjosh1
So we become hot spots...
LooseMooseNoose
That’s… not a completely bad idea…
SpiralRazor
Well, they attempted to do this to the homeless at one point, so...
Sjama
Finally I am hot
Shears187
Always have been.
Nathanfake
Thank you. My 5G is lit
LurkerMcLurkface
OhNoDontTouch
this would make a lot more sense if the "A" was an "E" instead.
Zackblaze2
6G soon
janellde172718
But if you double tap your shot site, you should be able to sync up with a vaccinated neighbor...
tomattow
Apparently I got the wrong vaccine, it's says it's not compatible. WTF??
ath1337e
Which one did you get? J&J gives you 4G access too, but Pfizer's got the best 5G reception.
soundwave790
You have to contact the IT department for the lizard people to get it to work
ReturnOfFreudberg
here it comes https://sg.news.yahoo.com/pentagon-team-reveals-covid-19-061713779.html
klean9
Go into an open field at night and let the chip call the Aliens so they can probe you and give you chip downgrade
Godislove1980
But are you at least autistic now?
jumpbus360
loled at this. Thanx!
only90skidswillgetthis
I can't draw for shit
DonaldMerwinElbertAKATrashCanMan
7 days to turn into a full comrade
ToonamiT0M
I got my second vaccine dose, and all I got were aces and the chills.
Randomice
Did you at least get some mutant super power? X-ray vision? Being able to eat a full-size hoagie in a single bite?
IFoldlyGo
Try this one - unconscious, proactive, pe-emptive, proportional karma - https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11651073/1/It-Gets-Worse
PacMan4Life
I can now psychokinetically control toilet paper and make people shit on command. The robbers didn't get the money but the bank is a mess
profloyo
Microwave a burrito so hot that even Jesus can’t eat it
buttdestroyer
When I got a vaccine last time I didn't even get autism. Lost a lot of money at the blackjack table that night.
Velorex
the mutant super power is not dying from covid
darthbuttersticks
I already had the hoagie thing.
Neotrup
That's Moderna, OP said microchip so you know they got Pfizer. Really just poor planning of they don't have the phone for it.
ChaneDawg
I can levitate, but only for .6 seconds. And only when I'm naked.
Phoqup
I get vaccinated and all I get was this lousy shirt
dsmegst
You got a shirt?
sloomoo
I can clear a room with a single fart. Does that count?
BitchinBotanist
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG
sloomoo
Young Farthog?
Randomice
Yeah, but you could do that before.
sloomoo
Farting intensifies.
CinnamonBunny
What is a hoagie?
PianoMan2112
A sub. What is a sub? A hero. What is a hero? A hoagie. Repeat.
Harryteeters
CinnamonBunny
You are not helping.
chilledcoyote
Loooong sandwich
CinnamonBunny
Thanks.
EaNasirsExcellentHighGradeCopper
I got fully vaccinated and all I got was an unnatural love for Windows 10.
BungusAmungus
I think my vaccine is interfering with my pc hardware I just started getting crashes.
jj999124
I got my first shot and im having reminiscent memories of using windows 8... send windows 7 help
Ursnur
Thats nothing I'm running windows 9
jj999124
Im running windows 10 which is pretty good compared to the hot mess 8 was
LivingDecomposition
The day after I definitely felt like my body got blue-screened.
HentaiIsJustice
EaNasirsExcellentHighGradeCopper
Have you heard of Microsofts other amazing quality products at market-reasonable rates?
RandomDime
Ooh ooh i have! My favorites the 2000 dollar gaming pc.that has a bipolar squirrel that keeps it running.
RandomDime
Real talk though i have an alienware laptop i used for like 10 years or so.
AverySillyName
My phone didn't get reception in the 15 minute waiting area.
cilinders
The annoying trying is that the elderly get to use these 5g chips earlier than us technosavy yougsters >:!
mikeGiraffeBaron
Yeah so annoying. Like we don’t get the 5G vax but we still gotta do the IT support for our parents’ 5G chips.
HerbYourEnthusiasm
I’m 2+ days out and still battling the side effects. Majorly kicking my ass here.
Totsmacgee
Which one did you get?
HerbYourEnthusiasm
Moderna. My parents had the same vaccine they were fine.
Deiyuki
Completely in the same boat, they were so bad I called my health provider and got checked for covid. Thankfully negative!
Peppar
HerbYourEnthusiasm
Oh my dude I hope you feel better soon too.
Deiyuki
You too! Starting to do better but it could just be my consuming of Tylenol. I hope the side effects curb for you too! I'm rooting for ya!
HerbYourEnthusiasm
I’m fine as of right now.