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stoneroses007
I am not generally a big fan of motivational/quote type stuff but I like a lot of these. Particularly the first one, very emotive.
mrgomez11
Whoa universe. Let's take this slow and buy me a cup of coffee first.
Mara716
As a 18 year old fresh out of high school, this gave me inspiration that life wont be that hard.
pavelpenev
Daria would probably think that most of these are too pretentious, brush them off with a sarcastic comment and then heal her soul with pizza
JenneHendr84
Need to sleep, will watch tomorrow. Sounds interesting. Post to remember. Future me, WATCH THIS!
catsinbowties
I found some new favorite quotes.
ThatoneDog
Thanks to the "I wish I had tried", I am now going to go try.
trixos
There should be an x-axis for the wine consumed, labeled "inebriety"
swampybut
"Today is certain tomorrow is not" - So good it's copyrighted
backet
"We travel in the direction of our fear" Well that explains every horror movie, ever.
Laskeri
You can say all you want, but unless you do something about it, nothing will change.
howswhatnow
Tumblr? Is that you?
sanctum
It's a magical world...let's go exploring.
kattpappan
I WISH I HAD TRIED.
arghnard
Keep Charlie Brown away from Game Of Thrones.
pearplum
Am I the only one who hesitates to take marriage advice from a guy named DickWhiskey ?
WhoStoleTheConchShell
this... i like this. a lot
arachnidbethlehem
Included Planetary, nice!
DelusionalDisillusionist
That was my FIRST thought! So great!
arachnidbethlehem
You and me Sully, always noticing great things!
monpetitchou
this is what I needed. I quit a job that made me incredibly unhappy w/o having a backup but ialso didn't want to be stuck their forever
killer10347
As someone who loves quotes, this is just what I like to see on Imgur.
ZombieEinstein
What if I were to name my Dick "Kindness"?
YouAreNowBlinkingAndBreathingManuallyAndHaveTheSuddenUrgeToYawn
and... fuck people with kindness?
YouAreNowBlinkingAndBreathingManuallyAndHaveTheSuddenUrgeToYawn
well, that would be much sweeter than fuck them with assholeness
ilovebaconbaconbaconbacon
Just got done praying about where I'm going in life. And what I need to do. Asked God to show me a sign. This was it. Thank you OP.
philbetron
Wish I could upvote this more. Thank you.
thisshithits
that's very touching. i wish you luck for your next steps in life :)
stuntmantan
Drugs are for people who can't handle reality.
grizzlygav
Ah DickWhiskey, The wisest of all philosophers.
ngthagg
How many bottles of wine do you need to consume before you learn how Venn diagrams work?
rumandbass
I think it still works because it is alluding that brilliance happens after your first bottle and part way into the second.
donnellypb
No it's not - it's saying that brilliance is an element of both the first and second bottle. The position of the intersection is irrelevant.
Deathwingx12
How many bottles before you forget how Venn diagrams work?
ngthagg
I'm an anal math nerd. I never forget.
EPCOT
That is not how Venn Diagrams work
TardIsMyRoleModel
thank you. i couldnt read any of the rest because that chart literally hurt my soul.
timeofyrlf
Oh yes it is. I'm most brilliant when I've consumed both the first and second bottles, of course :P
EPCOT
How is it possible to have consumed the second bottle and not the first?
timeofyrlf
True. I demand a re-label: "Bottle A" "Bottle B" Then it would make perfect sense!
EPCOT
This is still not an idea clearly communicated by a venn diagram tho
landsharkhoneybadger
Not with that attitude.
EPCOT
But actually tho
holycrapyoucanchangeyourusername
You're just starting that second bottle, aren't you?
CASEofDaMondays
I don't think this was intended, but wouldn't that just mean that you are brilliant when u drink 3 bottles?(i.e. bottle 1+2=middle portion)
EPCOT
I'm not sure what you mean
CASEofDaMondays
well, the middle portion of a Venn d. is where both situations overlap, so wouldn't the middle here be when you have consumed both bottles?
SpecialTrampDanaScullyFBI
Oh man, I'm glad someone said it. I sat here looking at it like "...When you drink the first and second bottles together?"
YouAreNowBlinkingAndBreathingManuallyAndHaveTheSuddenUrgeToYawn
yes. works best if one wine is red and the other is white
YouAreNowBlinkingAndBreathingManuallyAndHaveTheSuddenUrgeToYawn
at which point tons of sad wisdom dawn on you
shrivelledjohnson
If you can't fill your glass with the first bottle you open the second and top your glass up, for the duration of that glass you drink 1 & 2
JustForTheLulz
Every time...the answer is every time.
BuffalobuffaloBuffalobuffalobuffalobuffaloBuffalobuffalo
I like to think of it as, "when I drink the first bottle *and* the second bottle..."
EPCOT
But that would mean that there are situations where you drink bottle 2 but not bottle 1, which wouldn't make sense...
BuffalobuffaloBuffalobuffalobuffalobuffaloBuffalobuffalo
hmm I could imagine a really bad date where I end up drinking bottle 2?
EPCOT
But if you're drinking bottle 2 then you're on your second bottle. Still doesn't explain the right side of the diagram
BuffalobuffaloBuffalobuffalobuffalobuffaloBuffalobuffalo
I mean if my date (or someone) drank our first bottle, then I felt it necessary to drink the second bottle...
EPCOT
...because whichever bottle you drink first becomes bottle 1, right?
opad
If they were labled 'red wine drank' and 'white wine drank', then ok
demonic
"those who are heartless once cared to much" oh man that's so me in the future...
almawsil
Sad but true, I have stopped caring about a lot of things/people that were impotant to me before =(
Downburst
Hasn't imgur taught you to give 0 fucks? :(
demonic
nah, life has taught me this.
LonLonRanchDressing
I feel myself slowly reaching that point
DENIZTURK
I once cared too much, and now I seem heartless... I'm not, but I give a lot less fucks about what others think/do/want. Feels good.
RedStarBeograd
That's me now, and I'm just 20.
hiyesthisissatan
This is the one that got to me.
onechillpuppy
If you're demonic, wouldn't you already be heartless?
demonic
nope not at all, no all demons are heartless :p
AKUUUUUUUUUUUU
Every cynic was once an idealist.
NotSoSmartAlek
The Wizard Howl
MapleHeartCheeseSoul
Nooooo! Don't do it! Keep your heart forever! Or... or give it to someone who's willing to give you theirs.
DegenerateLittleShit
yup.......will do.
demonic
i'll try but it's a up hill battle!
MapleHeartCheeseSoul
I BELIEVE IN YOU!
Deathwingx12
Or you know, give it to someone that's only going to destroy it.
Wolfyboy
i just got there and its so true, i try to care i really do, but theyll just hurt me again
demonic
right? it describes my job life too...i bust ass every night and get passed up for promotion not once but twice!
Wolfyboy
oh god that sucks >.< My friends basically like me for money yet dump me whenever something fun comes up
demonic
they don't sound like friends then!
Wolfyboy
at least sometimes they care, without them im alone, with them, i can pretend
InvisibleCretinizer
That's me now. You really should try to avoid it. It's an awful feeling not caring at all.
ArabianGoggles
I concur... :/
SilverCrowaz
i know the feeling all to well
IOnlyRepostFrontPageStuff
i just recently became cold after a rough loss. i like emotionless alot more than hurt
InvisibleCretinizer
It's nice until you realize that you don't even care to try anymore, not because you're afraid, but because you literally do not care.
ImGonnaLeadYouDownThePathThatRocks
TL;DR There is still hope, you just need to look in the right places and put in the effort :) I wish you all the best in your ventures.
imadethisaccounttoupvotethings
And it makes some people call you a bitch, people like my mother who should not call their child a bitch.
demonic
sounds like you need some time away from her :o
CanadianSith
Weird I don't feel anything about it...
ImGonnaLeadYouDownThePathThatRocks
Can I just tell you and everybody now it is not too late to heal your wounds; I've felt like my hearts been torn out of my chest...(1/3?)
ImGonnaLeadYouDownThePathThatRocks
and has been abused in every sort of way and I started getting very nasty when it came to how I treated others around me because I was(2/3?)
ImGonnaLeadYouDownThePathThatRocks
absolutely bitter; I hated absolutely everything all because I wanted one person so much; but today I make it my goal to help people..(3/?)
ImGonnaLeadYouDownThePathThatRocks
as often as I can in little ways and it truly helps, I open doors for everyone, I've bought food for strangers and given rides, and (4/?)
PaulIndrome
"I wish I had tried" ... well, that was a VERY well worded and poignant kick in the stomach. °O
TheGreatMartino
There's no time like the present to make a change man :)
HijoTierra
Probably written by a 30 year old...
adamus1red
I think I've walked through that tunnel. Looks like one on the way down to Valletta docks
ImNachoGuy
*nuts
mondo22
I used to live 50 metres away from that wall. Small world
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
I feel ya. REGRETS ARE RUSHING ME LIKE FLASHBACKS RIGHT NOW.
SirCasms
what is it about?
PaulIndrome
What is what about?
SirCasms
the one with " if i had donethat" something
PaulIndrome
Well... it's about... nothing. Which is why it's about everything.
SirCasms
thats sooo deep bro
ICanBelieveSomeOfItIsButter
Seriously, every time I see that picture the feels kick in.
fyPhilosophy
And the sign said, "The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls."
TheFloatingZoo
I wish I knew what to try AT
PaulIndrome
Good point.
airandfingers
Reminds me of dying people's top 5 regrets: http://www.ted.com/talks/jane_mcgonigal_the_game_that_can_give_you_10_extra_years_of_life.html
axbycz
this made me tear up. most beautiful Ted Talk I've seen. +1
WouldIWasShookspear
Need to sleep, will watch tomorrow. Sounds interesting. Post to remember. Future me, WATCH THIS!
AbsoIomb
Can't watch all 20 mins now, commenting so I can watch later :) Not sure where in this clip the list is
airandfingers
The plain list is at http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2012/feb/01/top-five-regrets-of-the-dying (but the TED Talk is worth a watch).
thisshithits
once i read, that people mostly regret things when they die, they haven't tried, not those things they tried. i think it's a good motivation
ItsAMaizeAndBlueThing
Finally trying, and taking chances. Sometimes it work, sometimes it doesn't. No matter the outcome, I'm happier for undertaking it.
wildmoe
Thanks OP, I favorited this for later motivation. Okay, I just realized that I procrastinated motivation.
PaulIndrome
http://xkcd.com/458/ ...Welp, I'm young. Still many an opportunity to fuck it up again and again. ^^
Sauzels
And I think we can all agree with the mouseover text.
ParaBailarLaBamba
The only thing I regret so far, is something I didn't do. That's why I try to live my life at its fullest now
espuroazucar
It's better to regret something you did than something you didn't do...
tespeon
So, many, commas. -____-
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tespeon
That's what I figured. I meant no disrespect, of course. :p