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May 3, 2022 8:00 PM
DoctorDerk
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Edit: Look under your chair! You get an upvote! And you get an upvote! EVERYBODY'S GETTING UPVOTES!
ChristopherHallett
My mk5 Golf has a bottle opener in the cup holder.
craycray606
Alex Jones vibes
BlueEyedBrigadier
Bottle opener on your keychain. You're welcome.
WillemHellfire
Don't do that with a Corona.
IsItawKWard
nightster07
Good thing the new ford maverick has bottle openers in its back.
amp99
Dat t-shirt: https://youtu.be/_7X6Yeydgyg
prettywomanhasher
Yes! I saw the shirt and the first thing I thought of was Ahoy's video.
ImBored19
I was thinking AVGN
AverySillyName
Oh man i had forgot about Polybius, many a fun times had with that game.
sombrerohorsewagon
oldiebutagoodie
Amateur. Use the end of the buckle for leverage to pry. Don’t use the hole in the middle.
Dasnekones
But then it means he has to use both his hands and can't jack off at the same time as going down the freeway
oldiebutagoodie
Amateur
BlueEyedBrigadier
Bottle opener on your keychain. You're welcome.
BOREophyll
My dad always had a bottle opener hanging from the dash...
NotAHugeSpider
I'm not taking any safety advice from a guy who won't even use his car's neck belt.
slotheroll
artistandascholar2000
Install a keg on tap in your dashboard. Problem solved.
AngurProne
We had one in a VW Vanagon(?) The water taps in the kitchenette.
Yupurineutah
Before they added S02 to NOS, I knew an idiot that ran a hose to his dash. He dashed his car into a tree. ?
LucidAftermath
Replace your wiper fluid with whiskey... run tube to your mouth... just pull the wiper column for a shot.
circlebreaker
"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the vehicle for a moment, please."
artistandascholar2000
Make sure to pour an extra for the nice police man.
volunteervancouver
"Did you at least bring cups?"
GasBandit
Oh man, I used to love playing Polybius back in the day
suntoryhanzo
Go Portland!!
AnEggOrMan
That game was sweet. There were always creepy dudes in black suits watching us play it at my local arcade though
Raygirl
My only regret is playing it in dark arcades gave me eye strain. And nose bleeds. Night terrors...a propensity to blackouts............
Hekatombe
Dude! You need to get one of these: https://youtu.be/FbfPvfWWNxc
LazyBrownFox
This was hilarious. Thank you.
LucidAftermath
I bought some awhile back. They're good for dog leashes or when you have heavy boxes or something in the seat.
SirAventine
That voice had me checking to see if it was Scott Manley for a second.
Potts
HULOOOO
st1uc1f3r
Even better it's Big Clive!
Philosopherott
M. That's a yuengling and they're twist off.
Emulen
I thought you just sliced through the yuenglings
lazyclone
zobPilot
Not here in NC
BigTiddyGothLover
yes they are
speakeasiez
I think his brains disappeared into that horse's tail
Kazooski
I hate that even how blurry this is we know it's a Yuengling.
circlebreaker
volunteervancouver
I really want to try that beer but I can no see in Canada
viva93
i recall seeing it when I visited Toronto cause i was surprised a beer from my state was there. I prefer it, don't go out your way for it.
double0jesus
Had it in Florida, for a domestic American lager, it was actually pretty decent
NotAHugeSpider
His man boobs are too weak.
HandoB4Javert
*moobs
Jheklstuff
That man has some great breasts. Sadly mine are all saggy.
MaadMaanMaatt
I too… want to be opened
TyrannosaurusMex
Doot