UnlockedPain
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Never deal with low phone battery ever again.
edit: Yo we made something you guys might enjoy : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEihcC4Du6E
Jun 26, 2020 5:19 PM
UnlockedPain
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edit: Yo we made something you guys might enjoy : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEihcC4Du6E
FartyMcDumpstein
This reminds me of when my fitbit started telling me "Good job on the elliptical! Share with your friends!"
BlackTrashTiger
SomeGiantIdiot
femininewash
So you only have to shake it 3 times?
Fallacious217
Finally a renewable energy source we can all get behind.
stimpsonjcatt
Great, soon i can stop buying cords for everything in my home.
RetailCat
Dang my phone would always be dead
tomb818
[Imgur](https://imgur.com/BEiySbS)
MaNamGeoff
Those are rookie numbers ._.
Warezz
This has been arround since 2015 how have I never heard of it!?!?!?
MDWitCommunityMagnet
Anyone need their phone charged?
4vie
.... OK, real talk. How many operations is it per %?
Hovencloof
Every time one changes hands, one gains a stroke.
thatwoodguy
"Power levels at 4000%"
railgap
Should my phone be smoking?
PoopSammich
magila
Disappointed that link did not take me to a site where I could order the Wankband.
obiroby
According to my Fitbit I masturbated seven miles today! Training for marathon.
tost80
meganical
This would change my life in no way whatsoever
HeWhoLaughsAndFartsInYourGeneralDirection
Notedbutignored
Not for me. High chances of battery exploding due to overcharging
justsayingthatimpassingbytosay
Nowhere near 9000. Gotta pump those numbers up kid.
ElynaerDeiros
Image was taken 0.84 seconds before critical temperature was reached and the entire site went dark
iamthisguy247
It’s like those old kinetic watches that didn’t need a battery. I’d switch it to my right wrist before a fap.
IamHereForTheComments
The engineers knew exactly what they were doing
tamboosh
Great lifewhack.
theukraineisnotweak
This are rookie numbers
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Good thing I already wear a watch on my right hand
scottEkarate
awesmond
Haha, unlimited masturbation.
ActionJohnnie
scottEkarate
somethinsomethin
leadheadcaptainpresidentofthetautologyclub
BeefCakePantyHoses
Please give me sauce
leadheadcaptainpresidentofthetautologyclub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRqg9m4x5HE
BeefCakePantyHoses
This is now currently the thing of which I am speaking loosely of.
MyUsernameCouldBeWorseItCouldBeMonday
I miss the days Thor could give you a call without your phone literally blowing up.
leavingdrunk
Wonder if it has a family plan ?
gablestout
successfulbob
I think for step siblings at least
Woolytop
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2manyCaps
No More Heroes
TallerThanYou13
DontDoWhatDonaldDontDoes
SpecialProjectY
These scenes ere really terrible. While visually informative for audience, practically impossible to work in helmet, had to be a 1/2
SpecialProjectY
fishbowl gig like Mysterio used. Couldn't they just make FPS scene like that in the DOOM movie?!? 2/2
ImJustSoFckingSickOfThisBllsht
These scenes are fucking great. No one wants more 80's Robocop POV. This is the 21st century. Christ man! How dare you!?!?!
SpecialProjectY
It doesn't make sense, the suit is literally skin tight. Have you seen DOOM? The Weekend - False Alarm https://youtu.be/CW5oGRx9CLM or ⅓
SpecialProjectY
"Hardcore Henry" https://youtu.be/96EChBYVFhU ? This is FPS action scene done right, not some fake looking projection on face. Each time ⅔
SpecialProjectY
we see to Tony, we can assume he isn't in the suit. This actually feels like 80's since they didn't knew about HUD technology. ³
ImJustSoFckingSickOfThisBllsht
Yes I've seen Doom - it was shit. The cinematography was shit. Avengers was great! The cinematography was great!
SpecialProjectY
Also, learn to fucking reply not in the middle of comment chain.
SpecialProjectY
Did I said the whole movie or just the scene? With attention span of a fruit fly, everything must be sparkling to impress me...