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TIL this is a small-ish bump
Wife on the phone (crying): "Honey I had an accident!"
Me: "Are you ok!!!!??"
Wife: "I'm fine. But the car has a small bump in it"
Me: "How small?"
Wife: "small......ish"
JonSnowden
"I'm fine, I was just exiting this car wash."
BukkakeAntiAgingCream
Oh don't worry baby, my last boyfriend was smallish. Yup I have heard that word before too
daniejam
elbow grease fixes everything.
DethMetal
Tis but a scratch
PecanLoveNubble
Damn it Loretta!
AlterSack
Some filler, a little paint job and you won't see anything. Almost.
otasan
Just get some Nu Finish. It'll be fine.
yehaaa6
sounds like Richard Hammond's "it's just a bit wrecked" 'just a bit'
voltrondefenderofthemotherfuckinguniverse
My wife did the same thing! But she said it was a scratch!
pipatron
Too much Monty Python.
rumandbass
Did she happen to hit a person? I'm looking at the pink mist on the windshield..
MeinKamfyChair
I think that's the propellant from the airbag canister.
dante979
you're right