raymm
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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/feb/28/north-carolina-micropenis-challenge
Mar 1, 2026 2:01 PM
raymm
876
33
7
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/feb/28/north-carolina-micropenis-challenge
StrandedonEarth
The best pickup line in this situation is "If you can find it you can play with it..."
MajorNikon
UpvotingtheHotButton
Kotarisu
Ih8thisSoMuch
small penis maybe, but huge balls
wurth
Like two bowling balls behind an overly-sharpened pencil
MadameTiffany
I'm sure the women that are into this type of thing are absolutely fawning over him.
andmysoundslaiddownbytheUnderGround
MadameTiffany
I don't have a FetLife, but I'm sure small p appreciation is a kink. I know the humiliation variation is. There's also SPH Discord servers.
dinkyone.com is a dating site specifically for them too.
andmysoundslaiddownbytheUnderGround
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1czA5c2psdTNzNnpoYmx4Nmo4cWZvZGxqdmNjZnA5dHA3emx6ejljcyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/l4FGA2XplwqFDcLwk/200w.webp
CrisprCAS
That's going to be hard to beat
Gnerg
phenomial. 10/10
CrisprCAS
0.38/10, more like
Rasayana
0.38 in * 6 P/in = 2,28 P more like
SilverFoxChaser
Yea.. we just call that a clit. Sadly, mine is that small when flaccid. It makes for very awkward situations sometimes. (sorry babe, sweatpants will forever be a disappointment)
CrisprCAS
Here's a line for the future: "Don't worry, it may be small but it smells like a foot!"
fudgycurmudgeon
Dozens of us.
DrenLithear
Sweatpants season is the hardest on those that are growers not showers.
noReallyIamPrincessBob
So THAT’S why my BF doesn’t wear sweats. Now I understand.