Quest Objective: Obtain top-tier armor (and a stupid kobold).

Mar 8, 2026 7:33 PM

ElbowDeepInAGoblin

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Quest complete: 80,085 EXP to Baalbuddy

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I love goblin onaholes

4 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Eveybody wants a gobbo, but not everyone is built for it.

4 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

Comic is baalbuddy, video is by Solus Astorias: https://youtu.be/J6-Y2Y7fdXI

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Kinky knights know what's up.

4 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

4 months ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

A kobold you say?

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean, that Kobold is right if we are talking types.
Same way a goblin is a goblinoid, or a human is a humanoid.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then it would be dragonoid, not dragon.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Except the Demons and Devils are fiends, Orcs are *also* goblinoids, and trolls are a form of giant.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

How is that an exception to what I said?

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Elves, Dwarves, and tieflings are also humanoids.
The point is, the system doesn't work like that, that's why.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I never said they weren't. Just that Kobolds are not dragon.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

…I’m going to google “onaholes” now.

4 months ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

ona from onanism + hole from holeyfuckitstight

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Its a hole that you own

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

PAIGE NO

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In a private browsing window, right?

In a private browsing window, RIGHT?

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Welcome to the internet! You did this to yourself.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

DO NOT

4 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

DO, CONSENSUALLY

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

do it!

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Japanese fleshlight

4 months ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

You’re not Google!

4 months ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

No, this guy is google.

4 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

AI Overview: Yes I am.

4 months ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Oh no, they're gonna steal our data! Go away, Google, I need my data!

4 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Onahole is actually a double portmanteau.

Ona-ru is a Japanese slang term for masturbation (incomprehensibly adapted from Onan in the book of Genesis), so an onahole is a masturbation sleeve. But onna is the Japanese designator for woman, so it's ALSO a "woman hole", which is functionally the exact same thing.

It's rare to have a portmanteau with two distinct etymologies which both work. I think it's pretty neat.

4 months ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

That's also where the English word onanism comes from, with the same meaning. Other languages also seem to have it, like German where its "onanieren". The Oxford nerds claim the first known use for self-gratification is from 1718, so it's pretty old.

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Oh yes, but those European cultures were FAR more entrenched in Christian culture. I'm aware the Portuguese brought Catholicism to Japan in the 16th century, but it didn't really take.

Japanese has a lot of loan words like that, such as 'arubaito', which fall into the category of "you're not wrong, but why?" - where it just feels jarring that they took THAT in lieu of literally anything else.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oof yes, that one certainly is jarring.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0