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howaboutthisonethen
By that standard, nothing is of any state. You have to assume conditions, and water is a liquid in standard conditions.
Fargus57
Ma'am, please step over there. You've earned a free body cavity search for being a wise-ass.
MrTigeriffic
What a gas story
nowayJapeJumper
Next they will be taking our bladders
ExistenceIsPainWasTakem
yesigetitivape
But its gonna melt anyway...
AStegosaurus
That is not the point. The explosive liquids are much, much harder to freeze, so the water being frozen proves it not explosive liquid.
yesigetitivape
Oh that's really new to me and that's really awesome fact. Thanks
TheGuyWithTheAnswers
Where is the "I'll allow it" gif?!?
AztecLizard
The guards be like:
meyyyw
she is right
Morg729
crazypassportgirl
They took my chocolate mousse from me!
bronusswagner
That was a solid response
Mentleman
solid
Terminal56
Why are we all ignoring the fact they refer to it as "frozen water"
KayneSantor
So..did they let her keep it?
bachterman
was she the queen of erendale?
nihilistdad
What if it was ice 9?
IndyAndyJones
You've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I wanna make my flight?" Well, do ya, punk?
ifounditunderthere
baldchihuahua
This was appropriate! Thank you
BlueDsc
No matter how many times I see it, it never fails to just make me wince.
mtndewfanatic
That gif makes me hurt every. Single. Time.
imadethisaccounttotellyouthis
Syskill!
byrondio
It's true: https://apps.tsa.dhs.gov/mytsa/cib_results.aspx?search=Ice
captyossarian42
Oh, so you know the rules better than a TSA agent, eh? *flagged for extra screening*
Logoth
Technically a repost, the worst kind of post.
RockettttMan
IamTheBaron
If you want to mess with them, take a full toothpaste tube. It's not liquid, it's a colloid, so arguable
TheWetLustyArgonianMaidRIP
A colloid is just a liquid mixture that light doesn't pass through. It's still a liquid/gel. But in TSA terms, it's based on container size.
NickBlacksHumor
3.4 oz rule applies to liquids gels creams pastes aerosols so wouldn't get very far
randomsubrepost
Fun story...on my last deployment, someone who worked for the TSA sent a care package to one of my friends full of confiscated shampoo
cavemans
Yeah that is not allowed anymore. TSA employees are not allowed to keep any confiscated items.
captyossarian42
They're not allowed to do a lot of things. http://nypost.com/2017/06/26/tsa-agent-caught-stealing-cash-from-womans-luggage/ what do we miss?
cavemans
Yeah and she got fired and is stripped from doing any federal job now. Possibly criminal charges. I hate it when bad TSA employees (1/2)
cavemans
make the good ones look bad. (2/2)
captyossarian42
http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/top-20-airports-tsa-theft/story?id=17537887 so how often do they get away with it?
ReverendShitlord
Too smart for TSA = Stupid.
QueenSlyth3rin
Of course they took it from her. What if she mixed anthrax in with the water. When it starts to thaw then people on the plane are fucked
MistressLyda
I don't know much about anthrax, but I doubt it requires more than 100 ml to thrive.
QueenSlyth3rin
Im not sure how many ml but i know that inhaling/injesting it is the most lethal. If a person was to spray it in peoples faces and in their
QueenSlyth3rin
Mouth they wouldnt make it off that plane alive
MistressLyda
From what I recall, most of it was sent around as powder in letters. Easy to hide in cosmetics if so.
potatoardvarkhybrid
did the guards "let it go"?
TrustMeImABassist
Cool one! +1
sundayturkey
him arrested for public drunkenness, when told that the man isn't drunk he says "just wait". Wonder how long it'd take that bottle to melt?
sundayturkey
guard says they can't take it on the train so they pass it around and one guy necks more than half. infuriated, the guard asks to have(2)
sundayturkey
Reminds me of a tale from one of Spoke Milligan's War Memoirs - soldiers coming home from the front on the train, have a bottle of whisky(1)
sundayturkey
*Spike, whoops
TurtIeproof
The liquids restriction is based on a complete hoax, so sick of that shit.
NickBlacksHumor
No the rule was made after an actual foiled attack
TurtIeproof
That is absolutely false, you cannot magically combine two thimbles of liquids in seconds to make a bomb that can down a jet.
cavemans
Are you an explosive experts?
TurtIeproof
I have half a goddamn brain is what. https://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/08/17/flying_toilet_terror_labs/
cavemans
I do have some explosive/hazmat background and I can tell you that liquid explosives are a real threat.
IamTheBaron
Dude, it's in the rules of TSA if you search that it is allowed.
CatchHerInThePie
Unless any slush/liquid is present in the container at TSA check. And damn, with lines so long nowadays, I'd be surprised if one could pass.
cuttlefishsticks
You just drink all the melt right then and there, leaving only ice.
CatchHerInThePie
NicoleDanielle
That's what I was thinking.
NicoleDanielle
That taking frozen water is allowed? Or that the TSA taking your frozen water is allowed?
Dynaben
Both really
cavemans
If its completely frozen its allowed.
Danrulz98
It has to be frozen completely solid (as in, have fun keeping it frozen from your house to the security line)
Danrulz98
https://www.tsa.gov/travel/security-screening/whatcanibring/all
BlueDsc
Yes
NicoleDanielle
Damn you.
BlueDsc
:D
TheSinsOfTheUnworthyMustBeBaptizedInBloodAndFear
That frozen water is allowed
NicoleDanielle
Thank you.
creamedLead
*takes potential explosive* *throws it into trashcan next to him/her with all other potential explosives*
cavemans
The idea being that if it was an explosive by itself its not going to blow up....
36roentgen
Hahaha, my evil plan to blow up the airport with thrown away explosives is working, muhahahaha!!!!
englebertfistybuns
*and lose sharp objects of various sizes*
IrishBarBalm
*in one of the most densely crowded areas of the airport*
EGEb
*while dancing and singing CATS the musical By Andrew Lloyd Weber*
TonerAlpha
Let's come up with a garbage airline
Kairamek
In case its a bomb.
Nathanielgranger
Yeah. Worked for TSA and always hated this.
ballsohard2202
Every time this is posted, someone says this. They're not gonna explode till you mix the right thing with them.
creamedLead
Well yeah but my point is that if everything that could be an explosive was, there'd be a lot more dead people.
randomsubrepost
And they would be right
NickBlacksHumor
They ETD them before they throw them away. I mean that only tests for like a handful of chemicals tho so
usersubbordercontrol
From what I've heard, isn't acetone peroxide one that bypasses those filters? I remember reading the news about like a shit ton going throug
Nathanielgranger
There's another test for that. It just done happen often because they aren't testing that very often
DetectiveGaff
I mean the jokes still applies until these trash bins clone with explosive tests at the moment the passenger has to throw their bottle away
Vesane
They didn't do that when I went to America. I didn't know about the liquid laws and they just asked me to throw the waterbottle in the bin
Demoux28
Even they are aware it's security theater.