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Santiago Caruso
Unknown
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Ivan Skudnev
20. Lane Brown - "Communion"
Andy Kehoe
John Kenn
30. Unknown
Assaf Horowitz
Identity V
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Kurtis Dawe
Unknown
ThereAreChameleonsEverywhereProbably
#31 anyone have the original video/audio link?
SickSadWhirled
#31 was confusing till I realized the audio was playing from the next gif with the weird wax roll. Odd dump but I enjoyed several bits.
ITellBadPuns
#2 Ghetto bugs are friends. They're basically the protector Terminator of bugs, kicking the shit out of every other pest bug in your house.
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
i want to know how the UPS Guy Bird story ended
TalaayaCosplay
Best I can find is "he went on a few deliveries with the man, but then flew away"
RevTang
Magical. Thank you
relsky
#2 house centipedes are beneficial critters, but.... if not terrifying, why terrifying shaped?
Cravanicus
#7 “fishing boat”
ihavesexwithllamas6
right?! i wouldnt be caught dead fishing in that jalopy.
madmortagain
"Escaped death"
DnZeroes
Guess you could fish from a yacht.
jherazob
Would love to watch the actual video instead of this tikitock repost
AvsFreak
#10
SirSage
Well okay then
MrHappySmiles
Holy shit spectacular dump!
victell
#14 absolutely fucking not
ArtOfKarolMichalec
Yeah wtf
choicebutts2
Topless dood is gonna put someone's eye out.
MaximumMarks
He did
HasteTheFool
#46 So let me get this straight. Americans will censor boobs that look like they belong to women, but not this pair of sexy honkers?
weidermeijer
We were founded by Puritans.
HasteTheFool
The colonies were, but one of your founding fathers was Ben Franklin. Where did all the horny go?
lddiaz
#3
NotADodgeBallCannon
Like the adult version of the end of the panthers vs bucs game last night.
crimsonghost1
YOINK!
Myowngrampa
Such a smooth try! Imgur needs more rugby
IfYouDontChewBigRedThenFYou
The world needs more rugby!
Jonesso
NFL just needs to be replaced by Rugby
Myowngrampa
But I also quite enjoy NFL!
IfYouDontChewBigRedThenFYou
Less brain damage and more cardio all around. Also, just more interesting to watch
kerms
Nah, NFL is way more interesting. Not a fan of "everyone constantly running around" type sports. Strategy is more apparent with start-stop.
ArcadiaBerger
Need to do something about the brain damage, though.
RandomFinnishPerson
#14
zujadik
Couldn’t even watch this one…
Lisossoma
#2 they look horrible but are good to have around the house, they eat a lot of ants
MaximumMarks
#24 kinda baffling this guy actually thinks he is the morally superior person in this situation.
sharkbateoohaha
Why?
MaximumMarks
That woman won't win mom of the year, but filming someones kid without permission and posting it online to shame them is so much worse.
quintessentialrob
He could be gathering evidence of her for use by DFCS, because she's a pretty unfit parent IMO
befuddledscientist
#6 Congratulations! Your status has been upgraded to Disney princess and you have found yourself the owner of your very own pet birdie!
kidtutty
There's a lot of WTFuckery in this dump. +1
Funwithpuns350
Thank God I thought I was just too fuckin high
Inmate45
#46 definitely gave me a significant moment of wtf did I just watch?
CardeasIV
II, for one, do like being slamed with titty in my face...just..uhm...not like this
kidtutty
STGxDante
I've seen punches with less force. She got straight titty socked
ifteguy2
+1 for Oblongs
Djkb6718
#3 fucken neat-o.
aslotaku
#2
twelvoclocklevel
Hdw stores should sell these, over by the ladybugs
aslotaku
If these were next to lady bugs they would find a way to eat the lady bugs no matter what. LOL
progunA5Light12
why are they trying to kill this man?
TrilithonStone
They look like fun...
jimfalconer611
Definitely some luchadores in this family
TacoPuncher
Yeah, that first guys form from the chair was amazing
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
Looks like man tried to wrestle Momma. And no one messes with Momma....
konmari
the question is “why not”
vicvalour
iCantTellAnymore
Looks like fuk'd around
MandalorianHybrid1
Seriously. What, the actual, fuck?
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
it's self evident . You don't mess with Momma.
RomanSnow
Looks like a close family enjoying some rough housing
LeSethX
Im more concerned with whatever the fuck this stunt is
mohavewolfpup
When the TV goes out… make your entertainment
Darkwell
In general with magic, if it's too dangerous to be true it's because it's a trick. Or, possibly, human lives are cheap. But likely a trick.
straikychan
I wouldn't trust a seeing person to do this either wtf
AmArschdieRaeuber
I think the trick is that he can see, but it's still dangerous as fuck
Lugh314159
#10 ... why? Why do they travel here?
IMustGrowUpReally
Asking the real questions...
sharkbateoohaha
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qtRaven
#7
Lugh314159
....always a bigger fish.
jherazob
I summon Bigger Fish!
qtRaven
https://www.darthsanddroids.net/comics/darths0033.jpg
algoritham
hoboispope
#24 mind your business, the guy behind the camera is a super karen
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hoboispope
How was the child in any danger we have proof of at least one person closely watching it, while whining about it, but still
LurlineLumpkin
Is the baby stuck though? That was my thought.
Iw2dwapimh
Oblongs are awesome!
halosk8ingking
#8 yasha from critical role?
soulscythe
I mean vex+vax seems much more likely
Leonon
#42
whatbuttondoipush
Allen Pan on youtube
DungeonMaster69
Thank you, I was hoping to find this
blessedarethecheesemakers
#3 looks like a knock on at 0:08.
emaneliforp
And at least two blatant forward passes
Cravanicus
What does that mean?
thundergrunt
The ball isn't caught cleanly, and knocked ahead of the line of play, which is a no no...
Cravanicus
Thanks, I appreciate the explanation!
thundergrunt
No worries! I've probably oversimplified it, but you get the gist...
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodDumbass
#2 Just burn down the house, burn down the whole fucking house
AregularolPlumbus
I saw one in my basement whose body was the same size and diameter as a cigarette. I went to put down what I was carrying and it was gone…
eddbrowne
I don't kill small "house centipedes". They don't hurt people & they control bugs that are an actual problem. But I execute the big & ugly.
lujotu
If i see even one, I bomb the basement. Plus i always run a dehumidifier down there to keep it unappealing to bug life. Ughghhh so... awful.
stickywiggit
House centipedes are great pest control. We let ours back into the wall voids unless they're getting cheeky. Then it's outside they go
fedeColorTerror
No! They are like spiders. They eat bugs and are very shy. They don't hurt us. They are friends
LiterallyAWizard
Nah, they're harmless. Terrified of humans, their bites rarely penetrate, and the worst you get when they do is some pain and swelling
ITellBadPuns
They also mercilessly murder every other bug they find. They are total bros.
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodDumbass
I always forget the lesson “Don’t Judge a Book by its Cover,” I apologize
LiterallyAWizard
TBF, it happens often with insects and similar animals
coolbrood
Good points, cogent and well-made. However...*gestures at the living composite nightmare*...gotta fuckin kill it bro
ElsewhereMan
SlasherQuan
This! I save these guys everytime I see them, but to be honest I save everything but roaches and mosquitoes.
LiterallyAWizard
Assuming, of course, that you're not allergic.
LiterallyAWizard
The ones you DO want to burn your house down for are the long, short-leggy bois. Buuuut, burning the house down might not kill them. Sooo...
Cravanicus
True story. 2004 on Iwo Jima, my buddies and I are going through some of the old tunnels. We spot a centipede and the fucker started chasing
Cravanicus
us. Three grown military men laugh-screaming as we hightailed it out of there would’ve been a sight to behold I bet.
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
They bite?!
LiterallyAWizard
I mean, They certainly make an attempt. Assuming, of course, you don't just leave them alone, since they generally just wanna leave.
candar
#2 leave the boys alone, house centipedes eat all the really gross bugs
skittlefartsandjigglytits
Aren’t centipedes poisonous to small animals? Or is that millipedes?
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
Yeah but nah
Outec
Love these little buggers. Fun for the pets too!
TheCarpe
You forget what psychopaths your cats are till you find one of these buggers after they've had their fun with it. No legs left.
AmArschdieRaeuber
They are the really gross bugs
TalaayaCosplay
They don't do anything bad except look scary, but they eat roaches, carpet beetles, silverfish, and spiders. You'd rather have those?
lujotu
I'd rather keep my basement bone dry with a dehumidifier and occasionally bomb for bugs if I have to. Just can't have them in the house.
candar
This guy gets it
UsernamesAreStupidAnyways
You kinda do want some of the spiders, honestly - arachnophobia aside. They also nom on insects that are potentially problematic.
TalaayaCosplay
Didn't say spiders are bad. Doubt someone who doesn't like centipedes likes spiders either. Just telling them they're choosing spiders.
UsernamesAreStupidAnyways
You didn't say it, but your wording did kind of imply it - intentional or not. Anyways, I wasn't arguing - just pointing out that (some) ~
AmArschdieRaeuber
I'd rather have spiders and silverfish for sure. Roaches are worse, but never had them.
ArcadiaBerger
Silverfish eat books!
AmArschdieRaeuber
Never ate mine, so they are cool with me. The leggy thing assaulted my eyes, so they get the poison spray again.